Tenpenny Stories
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JOE distribution package

The absolute best way to install this to your drive is MAKE A BACKUP COPY of the entire GTA San Adreas folder.  WE ARE NOT HELD RESPONSIBLE for any damages to your files if you don't BACKUP the game files.  If you downloaded your game from STEAM or don't have the correct version we cannot help you. You must aquire your own legal copy of GTA SA.  We have tested this with a no cd patch and found it works, but this was done to save wear and tear on my GTA CD and not to use or forge illegal copies. If you need a CD I suggest you buy one they are available online starting around $10.

Copy over the files using this archive.  It contains all needed missions, audio, and subtitle data.  The audio script has been cropped in size and no longer contains dialog used by the original game. If you just want to play the game and not be bothered with complicated installs then this is your best setup assuming you have the disk space:

1. Create a back up copy of the game.

2. Open the main game folder (ex; C:\Program Files\Rockstar Games\GTA San Andreas)

3. Drag and drop these folders and click Overwrite ALL.

4. Run the Game.

After you have played the game we welcome you to download and play the PRO distribution which is much smaller but contains all the notes and data needed to make your own GTA mods.

FAQ

Q: Do I need CLEO?

A: No.

Q: I followed the instructions and it freezes or doesn't work.

A: Check your GTA SA version. If you have 2.0 there is a patch option to downgrade. I am told the 3.0 version from Steam cannot be downgraded at all.

Q: I can't load any of my games. Where or how do I save my progress?

A: Saved games will only work when saved by this Mod. You will find Save Game icons in every police station and some safe houses that Tenpenny owns.

Q: Are there any "sex games" like the hot coffee?

A: We thought about it, decided it wasn't needed. We are teens and don't really have an opinion about sex in video games. If people want to there are enough mods out there to make CJ piss himself blue or get head jobs from people the street.

Q: I don't care much for your version of events, Tenpenny was an evil man and you don't have the right to mess with Rockstar's GTA Universe. It obvious to me that you don't know what you are doing.

A: Number one shut the fuck up Fan Boy! Number two that's not even a question. I don't care if someone wants to make Captian Picard jump out of a cake naked in GTA and kill the all Jedi Nuns.  Here is a nickle go buy yourself a real life. ;)
 