[All Cheats Uncovered!]

(resized sig)

Well then it's just my crappy game

Oh wells

[All Cheats Uncovered!]

For some unknown reason, only the Spawn Hunter Cheat works for me. Is it just my fucked up game or are other people having this problem?

[Midnight Club]

*revs Ford GT and Cadillac CIEN at the same time, and hopes the pics are within size requirement (it's a pain in the arse to resize in MS Paint)*

LOOKATMEGOWHOOOOOOFUNYESVERYMUCHRAWRCAFFIENE!!!!!!!

[Midnight Club]

I have arrived, and I'm ready to race

So... 'sup all?

Edit: y'all liking my sig?

Edit2: The ford gt one btw, also, consider that I had to use MS Paint to resize and such, which is why it's crap quality.

[Xero-1 Street Racers]

Sir, yes sir!

Do I get a funky sig like yours? :D:D

[Xero-1 Street Racers]

I hope I have enough posts ><

Racer X, if not, then Elite Racer (if there's still room)

[The ^<v Game]

^ Is wrong

< Want's a Fully Tuned (Visually, Physically, and of course, Enginelly ) Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution VIII with a turbocharger, Alpine sound system, and 900BHP

but will settle for a Skyline with 2 Turbochargers (Twin turbo to a whole new level)

v Is totally awesome (if skyline, spaz, chris, or aemboy) Is a total NERD (if anyone else)

[A Cool Gang War Site]

it's not Tha OG's, my friend reccomended me to it, I reccomended aemboy to it, then he reccomended it to a bunch of people (including OG) and besides.

The rules say don't advertise your speclink on forums, you're gunna get reported if you do that shit Tha OG.

[**City Slicker Crew**]

greetings and salutations (or in my case, greetings and hallucinations, lol)

to find out how to deposit money, press 1 *beep*

you have selected, number one. Go to "The GTA Shop" at the top of the screen, underneath the ad. Click Bank. Enter amount you wish to deposit, then click "Deposit"

Congratulations, you have deposited money, please call back any time you want... the number is 1-555-Eat-1337

[mc donolds vs burgerking]

screw cheeseburgers

double-quarter-pounders/double big macs are where it's at (note, I eat these, then work out. therefore, i gain no weight... just like cj )

[The ^<v Game]

yep, lemme just get my wallet

^Is cool

<Is weird

vIs a gangsta

[whats the most money you've earnt on SA]

150mil on roulette.

put it all on 0

guess which number it landed on

[The ^<v Game]

^ Is psychic(probably spelt wrong)

< WAS looking up pr0n

v Is secretly in love with Tommy Vercetti

[mc donolds vs burgerking]

I prefer McDonalds, because of the McChiken(sic) burger.

Out of all the Fast food restaurants(sp?) I'd probably go with Wendy's or Pizza Pizza

[Weird Glitches]

'tis. There also is (apparently) an undiscovered cheat which will allow you to spawn said plane, and fly it.

Now, that's probably BS but hey, it sounds promising.

(Images all the chaos and death if he got his hands on that cheat) mwahaha-*cough cough* oh, you're still here. umm, nvm ^________________^

[Club Red]

Hey y'all.

I joined up a few days ago. I used to be in GSF, then VRF. Now I'm here.

That's my hello post, now lets crack open some beers and watch TV

[Your favourite gta wanabee]

I voted for mercenaries because it was the best out of all of those games. (even though its not a GTA wannabe)

[san andreas genereal quiz]

The Da Nang Boys, if San Fierro

if Las Venturas, Sindaccos or Leones

You get da HUNTER

[Hunter]

IMO, the way used above (go to LV, airport races thing, fly hunter back to airport) seems much easier than attempting all golds @ flying school.

[san andreas genereal quiz]

1. Sandking

2. Nightvision Goggles (that or Infared)

3. Ryder, and T-Bone Mendez

4. Millie Perkins

5. $5000 daily

[Secrets and Easter Eggs]

You can enter the Crack Palace afterwards, it has burn marks on the walls and shit.

There is a silver vibrator, I have found it, it's at Bayside Marina, (can't exactly remember where)

To Tommy, you're helpless man, sorry... "what is a vibrator?"

[OGF Chat]

hey dudes, have you seen the new gang MTTM? they look pretty cool. Ryder, you should talk to them about an alliance or something.

[Favourite radio station ?]

1. Radio X (because it has Personal Jesus by depeche mode :> )

2. SF-UR (just plain awesome techno music)

3. Radio LS (better than the rest, pretty much)

4. WCTR (funny as hell shit)

5. K Dst (some funny songs, some lame ass songs)

I voted Radio X, but SF-UR is an extremely close second...

[You Know You Played To Much Video Games when......]

the tops of your thumbs are going flat from pressing them into the joystick or d-pad/X,O, Triangle, Square ,etc.

yeah, it's sad, I know

[Word Association]

screwed up, forgot it wasn't "This Or That" (had 5 tabs open at once, I'm bound to get confused

Edit: Im helping you not get a warning for offtopic.. so..

Sex!