The parachute was t3h pwn.
That "purple stick", is a dildo and quite the comical weapon.
Satchel charges are awesome, I love sticking them to pedestrians and watching them run as the realise their horrible doom.
I don't remember a cane.
The sniper rifle DOES need more range, but that doesn't make it a "crap weapon".
i agree plus if you go to the police in ls you will find the cane