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Wheelman101

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  1. Chris, the design you made really bugs me. I tend to leave websites with dark backgrounds as it hurts your eyes reading white text of a dark background. That is why I left

    GTAF

    as after looking at the text too long it hurt my eyes.

    He has a point, i was a member on GTAF but i couldnt stand barely reading the damn posts since the backrounds is dark with the text white and its hurts your eyes, like Seizure hurting eyes..lol

  2. Of course this isn't true....

    Didn't R* say there would be no planes???

    And seeing Niko geetting hacked into pieces by a jet engine seems just too gory for GTA...

    Actually if you read some magazine previews they do say that there are planes flying over head in the sky and that there is an airport, but as we know, you can't fly planes,

    I left the magazine in work but i will bring it home tomorrow and have a go at scanning it.

    Heh....well maybe Rockstar said was that you couldn't drive them...

    Legally

    :P

  3. What pisses me off is that I've made no progress in reading the second half of To Kill a Mockingbird...and I have a test on it on Tuesday that counts as 15% of my term grade. I'm boned.

    Well, your lucky, Had a math Test worth over 80 percent of your term grade, failed it, and now i am standing in the Negative percentage, so my mark looks sorta like

    Petar Pavicic Assigntment1,2,3,4,5,6,7, etc to like 30, Term %-2

    and i just spilt milk on my Tshirt FUCK

  4. Remember, it's not a question of whether or not you're paranoid. It's whether you're paranoid enough.

    Here's one for you -

    Someone told me a good one that explains JFK's "magic bullet". The secret service had just been issued the brand new

    (in 1963) M-16 rifle. When the first shot & the driver accelerated, one of the bodyguards lost his balance & accidentally

    fired his weapon, into the president.

    According to this theory, this is the single worst friendly fire incident in US history.

    if you actually watch a good quality version of the clip, the body guard "moves" down, waits a few secs, then boom JFK shot then sec later then jumps back up to check..and wasnt it true that he did survive the shots but died in a garage few blocks away?

  5. They could make the memorial they're planning to make in real life instead of having an empty block?

    I hope they actually put the Twin Towers in IV.

    I think it would be bad, People died for absolutely horrifically in those towers, why would you want it in game though? I wouldn't want it in game, for 1 reason, for respect on those who have died.

  6. I started this a couple of months ago, but haven't had the time to do anything else with it. There's been a topic in the Elite Member's forum for a while, where we all shitted on this:

    tgtap_new_gta4d5o_th.png

    Well...thanks to chris posting that picture i got sent to detention for yelling "Holy F*ck!" while listening to music... was loud...

  7. Time for a joke to kill the time/posts

    The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following

    reasons:

    I do physical labour.

    I work at great depths.

    I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

    I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

    I work in a damp environment.

    I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

    I work in high temperatures.

    My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

    Sincerely,

    P. Niss

    The Response:

    Dear P. Niss,

    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you

    have raised,

    The administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

    You do not work 8 hours straight.

    You fall asleep after brief work periods.

    You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

    You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting

    other locations.

    You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and

    stimulated in order to start working.

    You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

    You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as

    wearing the correct protective clothing.

    You will retire well before you are 65.

    You are unable to work double shifts.

    You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have

    completed your assigned task.

    And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and

    exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

    Sincerely,

    V. Gina

  8. what the hell is memes???????????????

    OK, to answer your question, an Internet meme is a term used to describe an image or a catchphrase, such as "O RLY?" that spreads in a faddish way from person to person via the Internet.

    But I guess the steak meme in GTAF is more of like an in-joke or something...

    lulz,rly?nahrly?

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