[Mod/Download Approval FAQ]

Thanks.

[Favourite Alcoholic Drink]

Sierra Nevada is one of them. Also Downtown Brown (Num Yummy)

EDIT: Sorry, I said Humboldt Brewery in place of Lost Coast Brewery...

www.lostcoast.com

[RATE Person above you]

^ I live in a valley where there's no DSL or high-speed access...I could get Hughes Net for 200$, if I had that much.

5 bucks for dial-up is good enough.

EDIT: [iRONIC]My Avy is now animated...[/iRONIC]

Anyway:

Pretty-Boy sig: 9.5/10

[Problems with cellphone]

Had this error with my iPod. It got fixed by updating the firmware.

You can probably download the firmware here:

Samsung F Series Webpage

[Mod/Download Approval FAQ]

Hey I made a T-shirt (Simple one, made in Photoshop)...

I uploaded it April 27. It's May 18. WTF?

Here's a screen:

[GTA SA not responding when press 'Esc' button]

Try these:

Press Windows Logo Button

CTRL+ALT+ESC

CTRL+ALT+DELETE

CTRL+ALT+TAB

[emergency]

Here's a tip: The only things tuneable on mod cars are:

Wheels

Color (s)

Hydraulics

Nitros

Exhausts, Bumpers, Sideskirts, and spoilers will freeze the game.

[Jonas Brothers suck]

When you loook me iiiinnn the eeeeyyyes!!! Teeellll meee thattt youuuuu loveee meee!!!!!

LOL, seriously, Jonas Bros suck...*pauses Love Bug*...

[Dodge Viper SRT 10 vs. BMW M3]

If I wanted a car that sounded like a tuba having sex with a vacuum cleaner, I'd get the Viper.

If I wanted a car which is fast, luxurious and good looking, I'd get the M3.

[Honda S2000 wheel stand..]

Thank you spaz. Honda Accord aren't made for speed. We get it. What are you going to say next? "Ferraris are fast!"?

[What does your PC have?]

319 MB

[Three Word Story]

Dildo. Then She

[The Raiders Motorcycle Club Recruitment]

Well, sorry but I'm already seeing reasons why I shouldn't. Although I'm noticing you around the community quite often, but you seem to have missed the requirements of the gang.

You haven't been here for a month

You do not have 100 posts

And just overall, it'd be best if you take your time and get familiar with the community and the gang system.

OK, I'll check back in later then. Thanks.

[The Raiders Motorcycle Club Recruitment]

I have no idea about gangs...but I'm guessing these are online? I don't have internet fast enough in my area! Can I join if I can't go on SAMP (If it's a yes, then sign me up!)

And please, go and download Mozilla Firefox. Because when you misspell words, it gives me a reason why I would say no on my opinions on why I would want you to join.

Don't forget about Apple Safari! Because as much as I despise Apple, Safari is excellent (and includes a spell checker).

And no offense bro, but your english there is a little shaky. I would phrase that as:

"...it gives me a reason as to why I would say no on my opinion of whether I would want you to join"

[How was GTASA to you?]

After playing GTA3, VC, LCS, VCS, SA & IV, SA is the best IMO.

[The ^<v Game]

^Wants To Kill Us All

<Wants Sex (My Hand Has a Week Off)

v Want to have sex too (wait...)

[What are you listening to right now?]

The Complete Works of Scott Joplin (5 CD Set, 66 Songs)

[Schaefft's GMC RTS Crashes!]

OK, here's the prob: I downloaded (various times) Schaefft's GMC RTS Bus for GTA SA. It appears ingame. I see it driving around. But when I try to enter one, the game crashes when I press "Enter"....

Help, I really want this bus!

[Txd Workshop Error, Please Help!]

This is a common problem with TXDWorkshop. There's no fix for it. Sorry.

[Where is that mod gone?]

http://gta-worldmods.t-n-network.de/phpkit...p;contentid=897

[NEEd HELp!]

It's called an .IMG archive. You open it with IMGTool or Spark! (Google Them)

Open it up and replace the files.

[GTA IV map for San Andreas]

Heh, this is a common problem. Unfortunatley, there's no other LC maps (that I know of).

Go to www.moddb.com and get the SA to IV 2.0 Mod. It's only 70 megs and it works awesome!

[Ford Expedition Problem]

^Once you downgrade SA to 1.0 from 2.0, you either need the V 1.0 disc or the No CD Hack. V 2.0 Disc won't work any more.

[Things We Dislike/Hate About The Internet.]

When you're looking for a download only to find it's been removed...

[7th Grader smells sisters panties... How sick is this?]

Ah ha ha...you're all too immature to have heard of SARCASM...deary...

lol, you'd think a bunch of people on an internet forum wouldn't be so gullible...oh, wait...

And why would your location have ANYTHING to do with whether you're a virgin or not? You're 14, and have a picture of fucking BOXXY as your profile picture. That alone should tell us enough about you. Get off of /b/ and find yourself a life.

Hoopa....California.

I live in Hoopa, California.

The city with the youngest average loss of virginity in the U.S.

LOL...