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Claude4L

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  1. what i learned

    * Once you die, you won't respawn infront of a hospital

    * You can't make your weapons/guns disappear and make them magically come back in your hand

    * You cant't type cheats to get away from cops.

    * Stealing a car ain't easy without guns.

    * Not eating for atleast 30 days might get you killed frome starving.

    * It's Illegal to highjack a plane while its on mid-air.

    * You can't get into Area 51 and get a jetpack.

  2. This just in!

    A donkey got raped by a cow in AssKisser City and murdered with a metal chicken of doom with frozen chicken butt smacking to his face.

    In Other news: A survivor claims that aliens rape humans especially males. It is proven that the survivor is a mental escapee and his claim is fake, but it is still proven true.

    In Showbiz : OG Loc finally ate his foreskins! he confessed that he ate his foreskin along with Madd Dogg's and boiling them in 3 hours.

    In Cooking : Now here is how we make "pudding" get a cup of shit and boil it with some water, pee, salt, eyeballs, glue, backhair and sugar for taste. It is very high in Calories with atleast 200000 calories each bite and 10000 transfat.

  3. Shit

    Crap

    Crappy Shit

    Kids (Under 10)

    Cars (Keeps blocking our front door.)

    Stairs (too lazy to walk)

    Elevator(Too Lazy to Stand)

    Old People (They Smell Like Feet)

    Food from the Trash Can

    Replying even thought I didn't send them a message.

    Chicken Butt

    Fred Figglehorn

    Stale Bread

    Ugly Girls

    My geek Cousin

    My Drunk Uncle (always kissing my cat >:( )

    Writing (My Fingers hurt for typing all of this crap)

    Kissing (They Smell like Garlic)

    TV (We dont have Cable)

    My PC (Its too dusty)

    Cleaning (Too lazy)

    Burned Pancakes

    Raw Pancakes

    Soft Candy

    Soap (THey get in my eye)

    Pants (Its too hot)

    Underwear (too hot)

  4. mine is when doing the mission vertical bird

    Pilot: Stolen aircraft; Prepare to be vaporized

    CJ: Did you hear that?

    Toreno: 'Prepare to be vaporized' what a bunch of bullshit. Ignore them. They shoot at you and it's an international incident. You're not a British tank, so you should be fine.

    and also this:

    Toreno: You see? Child's play!

    CJ:

    FUCK YOU, TORENO!!! I never want to go through this again! I think I'm gonna hurl...

    Toreno: Ooh, what a big whiner, you want some cheese with that wine? Hey, you were spectacular. You know what, I'm beginning to think my little Carl is a double agent. Oooh.

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