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Okay smartboy's....clone...can stay...yes his clone
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I DONT LIKE YOU PEOPLE WITH YOUR GLASS FACES AND YER WOMEN MADE OUTA SAND!!!
Sure, yes, this is new gang, yes, yes....
And Smartboy I hates youse please leave naw
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Okay since I am the new leader of this gang! I want some changes!
First off: We arent the Dragon Stealths anymore, we're the "Whose been using your mouth as a cock sock" or "Wbuymaacs"
Second off: All of the positions are renamed to Goat Bunnies
Thirst off: All of our weapons are broken Bass Guitars with warped necks and we kill people by throwing Friends' Dvds at them
And D: Pyro is fired, and rehired as a Goat Bunny
Adn our new symbol is this:
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Man, this is a late 80s-early 90s band that doesnt suck.
Les Claypool has to be the greatest bassist out there.
Man, the lyrics are so strange too...
Too many puppieswith guns in their hands.
Too many puppies
in foreign lands.
Are dressed up sharp in suits of green
and placed upon the war machine.
Too many puppies
are just like me.
Too many puppies
are afraid to see.
The visions of the past are bought to life again.
Too many puppies,
too many dead men.
They're pretty funny, but there music doesnt sound comical, it has a pretty nice sound.
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I was the only one in the theater that laughed his ass off when his family was so viciously murdered.....That was also the same thing that happened in the Passion of the Christ
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when i touch my poopoo place i feel like happiness
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yeah I notice they do a lot of prank calls.
Have you heard the one where he's trying to find his lost kid at the grocery store or something?...
I just got a new song from them called 'Scheven Eleven Groove'
Hmm, I remember there being two ones about a kid getting lost.
I can only remember the one at Huddle House
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Yeh, Hashmirr kicks ass, anyway, they are actually a local band, and the club they play at is about 100 miles from here
And guys, GET THE SONG "Dat Cereal Bawx"! IT KICKS ASS!
Its not a song, prank call, but its awesome!
"I need the price for dat cereal bawx for my dad"
"What cereal bar, sir?"
"Not cereal bar! BAAAWX!"
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Damn, I am so popular, pretty soon I will be like a legend on the internet and they will talk about my pagan ways. Yeh, I pwn
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Haha, pyro looks like my puppyHe is soooo cute... whos the cute doggy woggy puppy wuppy, YOU ARE! Yes you are, yes you are....
Awem he is SOOO cute
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Its finally back up! I'm so happy!
*hugs chris*
So, now that its all back... whats gonna happen to us
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Mallrats, Clerks, Chasing Amy, uh.... is there others?
Dogma,Jasb: Strike Back, the Clerks cartoon (only six episodes and it was really lame) and then the new one "Jersey Girl" that has no Jay or Bob :'(
Clerks was probably my favorite, I remember watching that movie was one of the first times I smoked weed, gently caress it was hillarious
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The mods can go to hell if they want to be bitches about some jokes.
Its a racist comment, if your body cant help it not to put a racist joke in your post then it just shows your asking to get spanked with my banning stick. I know the jokes are funny but you take them to far....
Thats actually not true, unless you people may have forgotten, I am not completely white, I look white, but my Father was born in Nigeria, he is american because it was in an US Army Base, and my father was born to American parents.
Because I am a African American individual, you guys have no right to judge what I think. These jokes are fine, even my other black imaginary friends love them.
Its not the people who are telling the jokes that go to far, its the close minded cynics and critics who read them. When you think about it, they are just jokes, even if they make fun of "jobless spiks" or "lazy blacks" its still in good taste. If you want something really offensive, go to a Klan meeting. I actually HAVE!
I live in a very poor southern Baptist town surrounded by Rednecks that "hate dem blackard and colored folk". Well, an asshole ex-mate invited me to one because his father was in it, and christ... 
All they talk about is exterminating jews and blacks, when I told the leader guy in Red about my Nigerian roots, he kind of got confused and said its only your blood that counts.So to finally interpret the KKK's message, they dont hate African Americans, only blacks
Note: The text above is all complete bullshit
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Wow dude, since the Blue and Red really suck, seriously more than Mrs. Lewinksky, I vote Black, but that still sucks.
Wow dude, just wow
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gently caress off dis biotch!!1 pwnage! lolz
Anyway, I'm gonna post some pretty racist jokes, I dont mean to offend anyone, but if you have any ethnicity at all, you should refrain from reading the following:
What do you call a black with a peg leg?Shit on a stick! -joe
Why do blacks always have sex on their minds?
Because they have pubes on their heads! -Bo
What does Pontiac stand for?
Pool Old black Thinks It's A Cadillac! -ricky
Did you hear the one about . .
. . the baby black who went to heaven and got his wings? He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid black! You're a bat, now eff off!"
I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods! -ashmoor
Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
They were on all fours when God spray painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them! -bonz
Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars! -bonz
Why do more blacks get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot! -brenden
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime! -bobo
Why are blacks getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger! -tim
What happened to the black who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500! -tim
Why don't black bitchs wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies away from the chicken! -michael
What's the difference between a truck full of baby blacks and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Buy Us
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Beat Us
Why don't sharks eat blacks?
They think its whale shit!
Why do blacks call white people "honkies"?
Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit! -davey
What do they do with dead blacks in California?
Gut them to make wetsuits! -kara
Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many blacks?
L.A. had first choice! -David
What do you call a chinese black with AIDS?
Coon Die Soon - David
What does NAACP stand for?
blacks Against All Caucasian People
What does NAACP stand for?
Now Apes Are Called People -Brandon
Why did God give blacks big dicks?
As a way to say "sorry" for putting pubes on their heads! -igor
Why do blacks wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds won't shit on their lips! -Tim
Why was white chocolate invented?
So black kids could get messy too! -Kev
What do you call a blacks car?
A 'blood vessel'. -Dean
What do you call 1,000 blacks going down a hill?
A mudslide! -robbie
What do Nikes and the KKK have in common?
They both make blacks run fast! -Jimmy
Why is there no black Miss America pageant?
Nobody want's to be Ms. Idaho! -Zeigler
What do you get when you cross a black and a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla! -Adam
What do you call a black having sex?
Rape! -Adam
How many polacks does it take to clean a bathroom?
None, it's a blacks job! -Sheeky
White folks aren't racist . .
. . we've all got colored TV's! -bob
Why do blacks hate asperin?
Because it's white and it works! -Christian
A black walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?". The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back. -jon
What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
An Ethiopian! -Jeremy
How many blacks does it take a shingle a roof?
It depends how thin you slice them! -Donald
How do you get a black out of a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why don't black babies play in sandboxes?
Cats keep trying to bury them! -Donald
What do you call 60,000 blacks on a plane heading back to Africa?
A good start! -Donald
What do you call a black hiding in the woods?
A brown recluse! -Donald
What do you call a black bowling ball?
A black egg. -J
What did God say when he made the first black?
Oops! I put the pubes on his head! -J
What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!
What do Confederates do on the New Year?
Shoot blacks with roman candles and throw Confetti! -ozz
How do you get a black to wear a condom?
Put a Nike logo on it! -c
How do you keep a black bitch pleased?
Give her some fried chicken! -Andrea
What happened when the black looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shat on his face! -Steve
What do you call a busload of blacks going off a cliff with one empty seat?
A crying shame! -sean
What do you call 1,000 blacks at the bottom of the sea?
A good start! -Sebastian
What did God say when he made the first black?
Oops! Burnt another one! -Nick
Why haven't any blacks died from West Nile virus?
Mosquitos don't land on shit, only flies do! -eGod
What happened when the black looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shat on his face! -Steve
What do you call a busload of blacks going off a cliff with one empty seat?
A crying shame! -sean
What do you call 1,000 blacks at the bottom of the sea?
A good start! -Sebastian
What did God say when he made the first black?
Oops! Burnt another one! -Nick
Why haven't any blacks died from West Nile virus?
Mosquitos don't land on shit, only flies do! -eGod
Why is a black like a vending machine?
Neither work, but they both take your money! -Kyle
Why are blacks so tall?
Their knee grows. -black Hater
What do you call a bunch of old blacks in a barn?
Antique farm equiptment!
What do you call a black man with a pole in his back?
Shit on a stick! -mark
Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
To remind the blacks they used to pick cotton before they were drug dealers! -coady
Why was the black with diarrea freaking out?
He thought he was melting! -Robyn
Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
He doesn't know he's black. -J
What's the difference between bigfoot and a working black?
Bigfoot's been spotted! -big jake
What's the definition of Mass Confusion?
Fathers day in Harlem! -jedthrow
What do you call a black with an afro?
Microphone. -Nikki
What do you call two blacks in a bodybag?
Twix! -Nikki
Why are there only 2 pall bearer at a blacks funeral?
A garbage can only has two handles! -mike
What does a black give his kid for his birthday?
YOUR bike! -mike
Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black driving by?
It could be your car! -mike
Why did the man take off his watch to grab a handful of jelly beans?
He was afraid the blacks would steal it!
How do we know Adam wasn't black?
Ever try taking a rib from a black guys?
What's long, dark and stinks?
The unemployment line!
Why do blacks and spics always have nice clothes, jewelry and cars but still live in shitty houses?
They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet! -Johnny Reb
Why can't Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read?
They're blacks!
A woman meets a black guy and invites him back to her place. She handcuffs herself to the bed and screams, "Do what you black men do best!". The black grabs the TV and runs! -Alex
What's blue and hangs in my front yard? My black! I'll paint him whatever color I want!
What's a black mans fortune cookie? A peice of cornbread with a food stamp in the middle! -Frank
How does a niggress take a pregnancy test? She sticks a banana up her pussy, if it comes out half-eaten you know there's another monkey on the way! -Wo
What's 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56? The Martin Luther King Day parade! -Mr. KKK
What's the difference between a black and Batman? Batman can go out at night without Robbin -Crystal
What's the difference between a black and a letter?
You can send the letter back where it came from! -Ryan
What do you call a bunch of blacks neck-deep in mud?
Afro-turf
What do you call a bunch of blacks skydiving?
Air pollution! -shawn
What's long and hard on a black?
Third grade.
A black with a parrot walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, where did you get that?"
The parrot says, "Africa! There are millions of them over there just sitting around"
What does NAACP stand for?
blacks Are Actually Colored People.
What does NAACP stand for?
blacks Are Always Causing Problems.
What does NAACP stand for?
blacks, Apes, Aligators, Coons and Possums. - mike
What do you call a black waterskiing?
A top-water jig. -heywood
What would you call the flintstones if they were black?
blacks! -dave
A black, a jew and a mexican jump off a building at the same time .. who hits the ground first?
Who cares! -Chris
How do you keep a black from drowning?
Take your boot off his head. -Klaus
Ever hear the rumor that blacks are bigger than white men? How do you tell when a black is really well hung?
When you can't fit a finger between his neck and the rope! -spinner
What do you say to a black man in court?
Will the defendant please rise! -Tee
What do you call a black man in high school?
Janitor -Tee
What's the only way a person can look at a black and smile?
Through the scope of a gun! -jaycee
Why do blacks keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk. -nathan
How do you keep a black from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Whats the difference between a black and a bucket of shit?
The bucket. -Heidi
What do an apple and a black have in common?
They both belong hanging in trees.
Why don't blacks celibrate Thanksgiving?
KFC is closed on holidays. -c
How do you starve a black?
Hide his foodstamps under his work boots.
What do you call seven blacks hanging in a tree?
A windchime.
What are three things you can't give a black?
A fat lip, a black eye and a job!
What's the difference between a dead dog in a road and a dead black in a road?
The dog has skid marks in front of it. -james
What do you call a black priest?
Holy shit! -ccc
I had a black in my family tree . . .
. . . he's still hanging there!
Why are trees so close in Harlem?
Public transportation. -Chris
How long does it take a nigress to take a shit?
9 months -CJ
What do you call a black with a Harvard education?
A black! - Josh
Why are all the blacks fast runners?
All the slow ones are in jail.
Whats the difference between blacks and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them!
How do you keep a black from going out?
Pour more gas on him! - Jarrett
Why do white folks go to black garage sales?
To get their stuff back. - J
How do you keep blacks out of your back yard?
Hang one in your front yard!
What does a black and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work. - John
What do you do if you wake up in the middle of the night to see your television floating in mid-air?
Shoot the black stealing it.
What's the difference between a large pizza and a black?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
What's wrong with four blacks in a cadillac going off a cliff?
A cadillac seats five! - Garrett
How can you tell a black's just had sex?
His eyes are all red from the mace.
How do you get a black to leave you alone?
Throw him a basketball! -J
What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of National Geographic. -obb
Why don't blacks dream?
The last one to have a dream got shot.
Theres an American airline and one of the engines is going out so they decide they need to get rid of some weight or they will crash. To do it fairly they decide to do it in alphabetical order. So they tell all of the African Americans to jump off the plane, no one moves. So they say, "Okay, all the blacks jump off." Still no one jumps. So they say, "All of the colored people jump off." Still no one jumps. Finally this little kid walks up to his dad and says, "Daddy, aren't we all three of those?" And the dad says, "Nope, today we're blackS, we aint jumpin before the MEXICANS."
A black and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the black never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night.
I had to shoot him before he stole everything. - stu
What would Martin Luther King, Jr be if he was white?
Alive! -Jessica
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So, post you jokes, make me laugh really good and get 1,000 dollars.
Okay, I have a great one, I heard it on this really offensive site, but trust me, tell it to anyone while they are high and they will burst in tears laughing.
Okay, this guy gets out of prison, and he really needs sex. He drives to the nearest Whore house and asks the lady to be served. She replies "I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait, we're having a busy day." So he goes and sits on one of the chairs in the Waiting Room, next to him is a table, and on that table are gorgeuos looking tomatoes, the most beautiful that he has ever seen. So after 10 minutes of waiting he gets a little hungery, so he picks one up and takes a bite, it is so juicy and sweet, the best thing that man has ever tasted. While he is eating that a whore walks by and looks over at him in shock, she looks horrified and runs off. After he's finished he decides that that one was so good, that he wants another, so he reaches over to the table and pulls off a plump tomatoe. As he is eating that, another whore walking next to the other whore that first saw him, stares at him horrifingly and taps him on the arm. Enjoying the tomatoe so much he finishes his bite, swallows and says "What?"
"Um sir, what the hell are you doing"
"I'm eating these great tomatoes, do you mind?"
"Oh sir, those aren't tomatoes, those are aborted fetuses"
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oh... that has come as a shock, well i cant really do anything to persuade you to stay so see ya.
damn, im seriously consider closing these forums down now
or, i restart them, then pyro, spasmod, pagan and others would get pissed off and then wont join again therefore no spam
im sure i read somewhere that spasmod said he would leave if i restarted
well i dunno what to do, i certainly cant do this on my own anymore
No, I can garuntee we will come back, I'm sorry buddy, but we love this forum
And to Big: I'm sorry dude, at least we can still talk on MSN :'(
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The Penis-Terrestial
No!
Its supposed to be "ET: The Extra Testicle"
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Pagan, your avatar and signature are so freaking funny,
keep it up.
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that's because you voted for yourself
No, I voyed for Spaz
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Woah, I'm winning
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South Park: Bigger, Longer Penis.
Uhh, the original title of that movie was a Penis joke in itself.
Bigger, Longer and Uncut was a reference to Uncircumsized penises
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hehe, I'm winning, I voted for..... well....
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Hey has anyone here heard of a program called "PSMplay"?
It's cool, I've always wanted to get the in-game music for 'Einhander' (Ps1) but I couldn't ever find all of it to download and I didn't wanna buy the soundtrack for it.
So I popped in the game disc for Einhander in my computer and all the music files were in a .str format so I found a program on the net that finds every music/movie file in the game, then I extracted all the music files to MP3 format and now I have all the music in the game!
w00t!
I have a program like that but its something different, like Red Lightening or some name like that
But i have all the Music to Deus Ex, Halo, Hitman, everything
KOTOR 2!
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HOLY frolicking GOD! Man, I cannot wait! Kotor made me love starwars again. Oh god that game was so frolicking open. I CANT WAIT
EDIT: From what I've read, its about a Jedi that becomes "out of touch" with the force and has a very mysterious past. And the Old Republic kind of shuts down. We'll get about 7 planets. Thats pretty cool. Its set 5 years after