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Er... 3/10th's isn't most... :P

Well, you guys are always using the metric system, so I just figured..... :P

It's still NOT GOOD! (actually, a friend lost his thumb & for some reason that just stuck in my mind. He WAS a guitar player.)

Musically, the "Pina Colata" song by Rupert Holmes.

This guy responds to a singles add behind his girlfriend's back & it turns out to be HER!?!?

That's when the shooting started, your honor.....

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50 Cent, he seriously cannot come up with music (No I am not dissing rap). These are actually REAL lyrics from one of his songs:

Yo Black is flashy like Alpo gun happy like Pappy

Sneaky muthaf**ka remind me of black that crack me

He aint the type you shoot dice with and win dog

Unless you want to get your ass layed out in gilmore

Yes we soldiers, remind me Troy and E-Bags

When they came through they hollored like 'What up Conrad?'

Grimey blackz they loved to get gully

Summertime still had on black gloves and scullies

I'm sorry but wtf? It doesn't even make sense!

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Er... 3/10th's isn't most... :P

Well, you guys are always using the metric system, so I just figured..... :P

It's still NOT GOOD! (actually, a friend lost his thumb & for some reason that just stuck in my mind. He WAS a guitar player.)

One of my mate's real dads (Doesn't live with him anymore) had one of his fingers ripped off (believe it to be the fourth one (next to the pinky :P)... It was... not nice. He happened to put his hand in a spinning fanbelt, ripped the fucker clean off. He's just got a stump there now.

What pisses me off? Today pissed me off. (well, yesterday, but what the hell, I'm still pissed.)

I'd also like to add that my lecturers bitch at me in college for using imperial measurements. They claim I'm stuck in the dark ages. <_<

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50 Cent, he seriously cannot come up with music (No I am not dissing rap). These are actually REAL lyrics from one of his songs:

Yo Black is flashy like Alpo gun happy like Pappy

Sneaky muthaf**ka remind me of black that crack me

He aint the type you shoot dice with and win dog

Unless you want to get your ass layed out in gilmore

Yes we soldiers, remind me Troy and E-Bags

When they came through they hollored like 'What up Conrad?'

Grimey blackz they loved to get gully

Summertime still had on black gloves and scullies

I'm sorry but wtf? It doesn't even make sense!

I've never known his music to make sense. And for that matter, a lot of rap((mainly this new shit people think is so "gangsta")) doesn't make sense.

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50 Cent, he seriously cannot come up with music (No I am not dissing rap). These are actually REAL lyrics from one of his songs:

Yo Black is flashy like Alpo gun happy like Pappy

Sneaky muthaf**ka remind me of black that crack me

He aint the type you shoot dice with and win dog

Unless you want to get your ass layed out in gilmore

Yes we soldiers, remind me Troy and E-Bags

When they came through they hollored like 'What up Conrad?'

Grimey blackz they loved to get gully

Summertime still had on black gloves and scullies

I'm sorry but wtf? It doesn't even make sense!

I've never known his music to make sense. And for that matter, a lot of rap((mainly this new shit people think is so "gangsta")) doesn't make sense.

Thats the reason I dont listen to rap ill take my led zepplin and rock songs thank you

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MLL & Mike, you just made my day a little brighter, I can almost forget I fractured my hand punching a hardwood door frame.

We have puppies going up for sale & one of them jumped under my foot while I was trying to get across the kitchen. Next

thing I know, I have this little furball at my feet "YIPE YIPE YIPE!" Great, another vet bill I can't afford, on top of this puppy

being hurt. I'm funny that way, a human pisses me off & I can be a sadist, but a small animal bothers me. So without

thinking, I punched the nearest inanimate object, the doorway of the kitchen. That's why I'm on at 6:00AM & not asleep.

Was very relieved that she was more scared than hurt, but dammit it still hurts like hell! :pissedred:

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My TV aerial, it electrocutes me, every FRWAKIN time

Stupid N64 save pak, it won't work. BASTARD controller

The ever increasing pile of crap in my room.

Pencil sharpeners that don't even work...wtf?

My non-working low fuel light.

My stuid untrustworthy parents

The fact my graphics card is sht and i have no money to replace it.

The fact i can't find a job.

Stupid analogue contrioller for my PC, it's stuck goin forwards.

My Digicam, it says it works as a webcam, but wont.

Ther fact My GF burned mw with a hot spoon.

Poor quality headphones.

Rulers. They snap too easy

Valve highlighters... hey don't EVEN work.

Tye fact my cat has developed a thing for sleeping in my wardrobe ,condemning me tio a life of furry - clothesness

The fact my mouse will click, scroll, selcet, use customised buttons, but not move. AAAARRRGGGHHH

Smelly people

People with bad breath (^)

Being tired

Being woken up in the morning

Religion. Shoulda died when we stopped living in huts.

And thus, Evangelists, especially TV evangelists.

Single women with 1 or 2 chldren who drive BIG ASS 4x4s.

Hot glasses, when they come out the dishwasher.

Being too hot.

Melty Chocolate (not melted, melty)

Being too cold.

Cold showers

Hot showers that go cold.

Illegeal immigrants.

People who randomly call your house, and yopu're like 'wtf do i care? i cant understand what you;'re saying, why dont these pricks employnpeople who can speak english'

Will add more as the inspiration flows....

Wow.You really hate a lot of stuff.

Things that I hate:

Snobs

Wannabe gangsters

and some more stuff,but for now just this.

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