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MrLlamaLlama

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Heart Disease

It does a body good.

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Crack

Fast, fast fast relief

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Suicide

Get the sensation

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Anal Bleeding

It's magically delicious.

@ heavenly blade, you found one funny, no refund.

@ silberio : i am not liable if you don't get any of them. Blame murphy. He is the one who wronged you!

EDIT: keep 'em comin' guys!

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Penis , built tough

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condoms , one sise fits all lol

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bull shit , i cant belive i ate the whole thing :o:rofl:

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fine ass , something good always comes out of it . :rofl2: omg , cant stop lafin .. *clears throught.

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Obesity , run faster, jump higher :P

and they funniest one EVER !!! is

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Constapation , plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is :rofl2:

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SEX

I'm lovin' it

ANNA NICOLE SMITH

The ultimate driving machine.

FARTS

Tastes great, less filling.

CHILD ABUSE

Kid Tested. Mother Approved.

MARIJUANA

Something good always comes of it.

RETARDATION

The greatest show on Earth.

TAMPAX

The big, tough towel.

PENIS

Bet you can't have just one.

SEX

It keeps going, and going and going.

TAMPAX

Save buck or two.

ANOREXIA

I'm lovin' it

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Rick James

Mama mia, that's a spicey meat-a-ball.

Murder

No rules, just right.

Pneumonia

Trusted for over 50 years to relieve minor aches and pains.

Steroids

It takes a licking, but it keeps on ticking!

Alcoholism

No more tears.

Menstruation

Be all you can be.

Hiroshima

For a good clean feeling, no matter what.

Hemorrhoids

Fifteen minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.

Vagina

Because I'm worth it.

Some are okay, but most of them just don't work.

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