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MrLlamaLlama

Humour, or your money back!

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Heart Disease

It does a body good.

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Crack

Fast, fast fast relief

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Suicide

Get the sensation

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Anal Bleeding

It's magically delicious.

@ heavenly blade, you found one funny, no refund.

@ silberio : i am not liable if you don't get any of them. Blame murphy. He is the one who wronged you!

EDIT: keep 'em comin' guys!

Edited by MrLlamaLlama

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Penis , built tough

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condoms , one sise fits all lol

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bull shit , i cant belive i ate the whole thing :o:rofl:

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fine ass , something good always comes out of it . :rofl2: omg , cant stop lafin .. *clears throught.

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Obesity , run faster, jump higher :P

and they funniest one EVER !!! is

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Constapation , plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is :rofl2:

Edited by Freestyle185

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Crap: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand :dribble:

Constipatiom: Once you POP, you can`t STOP! :lolbounce:

Condoms: Are you in good hands ? :nope:

Holocaust: Have it your way! :rofl2:

Bullshit: It`s all inside :D

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Abortion - The best a man can get...um yeah.

Bullshit - It's the real thing.

Prison - Built Tough } Made the most sense so far I do believe.

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STDs

All natural, no caffeine

Razor burn

Where's the beef?

Crack

Something good always comes out of it

Rape

The best part of waking up

Venereal Disease

Yum, Yum Bumble Bee, Bumble Bee Tuna.

Slavery

It's the real thing!

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Feces

makes hamburgers taste like steak burgers

chuck norris

an army of one

monkey humping

nothing comes closer to home

michael jackson

head for the mountains

amputation

57 varities

Edited by Jordan Sprague

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Anal Bleeding

save a buck or two

Porn

It's everywhere you want to be :rofl:

Diarrhea

Delicious and refreshing :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl::lol:

Marijuana

Don't leave home without it :lol::rofl:

Lol i laughed what a funny thing JUST TO LET U KNOW, I LAUGH EASYLY

Edited by Bartman

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SEX

I'm lovin' it

ANNA NICOLE SMITH

The ultimate driving machine.

FARTS

Tastes great, less filling.

CHILD ABUSE

Kid Tested. Mother Approved.

MARIJUANA

Something good always comes of it.

RETARDATION

The greatest show on Earth.

TAMPAX

The big, tough towel.

PENIS

Bet you can't have just one.

SEX

It keeps going, and going and going.

TAMPAX

Save buck or two.

ANOREXIA

I'm lovin' it

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Rick James

Mama mia, that's a spicey meat-a-ball.

Murder

No rules, just right.

Pneumonia

Trusted for over 50 years to relieve minor aches and pains.

Steroids

It takes a licking, but it keeps on ticking!

Alcoholism

No more tears.

Menstruation

Be all you can be.

Hiroshima

For a good clean feeling, no matter what.

Hemorrhoids

Fifteen minutes could save you 15 percent or more on car insurance.

Vagina

Because I'm worth it.

Some are okay, but most of them just don't work.

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