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  1. 1. What kinda punishments have you gotten?

    • Nothing
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    • Suspended
      14
    • Expelled
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I threw an open yoghurt in my english teacher's TVR (it was a hot day, so the roof was down) :P

Then for major late homework (coursework - 6 months late haha)

Fighting ( i won!)

Some bullshit some kid made up abut me pushin him in the road, and the Head didn't dare tell him he was obviously talking shit cos he had special needs. He claimed me and a group of others pushed him into a road infront of an oncoming HGV (lorry/truck), when, infact, i joked , once about pushing him in the road infront of a cyclist. Besides, if the Head knew what he was on about, he would no it's impossible to geta HGV down that road anyway.

Then for actually pushin the same kid in the river.

Then when some kid a couple of years below me spat at me, so i threatened to cave his head in. So he pussied off, and got his dad, who is a complete wanker, infact the biggest one alive to this day. he is a certain word beggining with 'c' and ending in 'unt'.

So when this guy's dad squared up to me, i tell him exactly what i think of him, and tell him that he wouldn't dare touch me. The kid twisted it to make it seem like i said the stuff to him. So he told his teacher, in tears (his teacher is a total bitch anyway, she used to be a bloke, and we stole her anti-depressants :P ) (and she teaches music - what a cow) so yeah, she had a bitch at me, i get sent to head. I tell him what happened, he gives me a lecture about representing the school and caring for other students. I give him a lecture about why this kid is such a little bitch. The head goes skitz when he realises the kid spat at me while i was wearing school uniform, kid gets busetd, cries some more. His teacher don't apologize to me, so i make her life hell for the rest of the year. Head apologizes. Kid gets beaten up (by me) a week later, after he insults my (previous) GF. His dad gets prosecuted for hitting someone in the sports club cos i shouted crap to spur him on after his wife got called a fat bitch.

End of, here we are *thinks* 4 years on. And i staill hate that little fucker.

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These stories are interesting -

Well I got a story recently I didn't get caught though. We all go to the shop sneakly because we dont like school dinners (WE being me and a couple of other people in yr 10) then after we went to the chippy and eat we went to the news agent to get some sweets and all that. And before you know it our head of year was standing outside the shops. There were 3 exits and everyone (about 15 of us) ran outside the shop and went back to school. Some people got caught luckily though I didn't. It was quite funny though. They only got caught when they were back in school.

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I punched someone in the face cuz they grabbed me by the color of my shirt. It was shit! I was defending myself and the cops came! -_- I got handcuffed.. I was defending myself and he got away with it. You know it was one of those 1 yur down punches. Knocked him out cold.

Oh well, its all over. I never really get sent there though :D

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I'm fairly sneeky when I do bad things and I hardly ever get caught. One time I sprayed a fire extinguisher and never got caught, the priniple talked to all my friends about it but he didn't talk to me!

Recently my school has been "cracking down" on YouTube videos. Kids were posting fights and stuff from our school. I had a video on my computer that I didn't even film of a race at my school. Four or five kids running. What's wrong with that? So I posted it on YouTube. I was showing school spirit by posting that. The principle called me down to his office. He talked to me about how the video contained bullying against one of the students. I said, "No it doesn't." He said, "Yes it does." I said, "No it doesn't." He said, "Yes it does." He claimed that the video was making fun of how some dumb kid ran (he ran like he sh*t his pants, the kid was REALLY fricken weird.).

I ended up getting a three day suspention! Sweet. A three day vacation. My parents didn't care and I relaxed for the next three days.

The moral, SUSPENTION = VACATION

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You guys are mibors compared to me....I got a 4 week suspension(2 weeks at home and 2 weeks inschool) for fighting and smoking best 4 weeks of my life doing nothing and just watching the day go by it was awesome.

Private or Public School?

A normal fight and smoking couldn't get you 4 weeks suspension in a public school.

nah, it was a public school.

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I tried to stay out of the principle's office, but some of my "friends" had terminal stupidity disorder. So & so broke a window,

they skipped class, they robbed a store (yeah, really) & these overeducated idiots running the schools thought i could tell

them about it.

There was once, in the second grade this kid just would not leave me alone. Every day with name calling, pushing, hitting...

it was always something. I just wanted to be left alone. Then one day I had enough & sorta snapped. The next thing I knew,

I had him by the collar & belt driving him face first into a brick wall on the playground. After a dozen or so times, a couple

of teachers pulled me off him. Principle, Vice Principle, several psychologist & both my parents for that meeting. Quality time.

This was in the early '70s & the Manson trial was going on, so the psychologists were all excited thinking they could have a

lifetime study of a violent psychopath like Manson. They ran every conceivable Psych test on me. Twice.

Their final conclusion was that i was calm, peaceful & generally nice. They decided that the kid just pushed me till I snapped.

I never saw him again after that. There were no consequences (pleasant surprise).

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I'm fairly sneeky when I do bad things and I hardly ever get caught. One time I sprayed a fire extinguisher and never got caught, the priniple talked to all my friends about it but he didn't talk to me!

Recently my school has been "cracking down" on YouTube videos. Kids were posting fights and stuff from our school. I had a video on my computer that I didn't even film of a race at my school. Four or five kids running. What's wrong with that? So I posted it on YouTube. I was showing school spirit by posting that. The principle called me down to his office. He talked to me about how the video contained bullying against one of the students. I said, "No it doesn't." He said, "Yes it does." I said, "No it doesn't." He said, "Yes it does." He claimed that the video was making fun of how some dumb kid ran (he ran like he sh*t his pants, the kid was REALLY fricken weird.).

I ended up getting a three day suspention! Sweet. A three day vacation. My parents didn't care and I relaxed for the next three days.

The moral, SUSPENTION = VACATION

Hah, I'd show him the computer and just fill it with porn to disgust him lol....that'd be hilarious. But man, posting fights, I gotta try that. Our middle school always is making "illegal" boxing matches on the weekends or after school.

Edit: ArturKim, you should of added to the poll, "both" for me and a couple other kids lol.

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I got expelled once. That was a bit shit tbh. Good thing is it gave me the kick i needed to spur myself into action, and that's when I started doing good stuff.

what did you do after you get expelled?? :(

one of my friends almost got expelled, he got one last chance and he won't take it, he quit school, and he got into another school.

Oskar, OMFG!!, are you even kidding??? you stabbed someone because he pulled and pushed your chair??? it happened to me once, and i just punch him in the face

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I was called to the office once. I was blamed for causing a fight when really I was trying to break up a fight between two stupid grade 3s. I guess it looked like I punched one of em' in the stomach. But I told my side of the story and I got off the hook and the kid who started the fight was sent to detention. Oh yeah I just remembered that I was about to get 5 min detention but my friend stuck up for me and got me outta detention after the 3 of us were told we had detention. My 7th grade friend got suspended twice for setting off stink bombs with his friends.

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Usually my Teachers have to deal with constant bad Language and Violence from a few other people. So in my case the stuff I do is Minor to what other people do. There is this kid in my class and he has been suspended about 6 times and has been threatened to be Expelled Twice. He somehow managed to get out of being Expelled

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