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Yo momma's sooooo fat...

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They're saying his mother's husband is a Jackass.

So his dad's a Jackass.

Urban said that explains a few things...

...Which means Jack(ASS) Thompson's son is also a Jackass.

Joke's aren't funny when you have to explain them <_<

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Obviously, it's not directed at anyone specifically. Having said that...

J(A)T is an idiot lawyer trying to build a career attacking GTA & games like it. My joke implies he would make an extremely

poor choice for a husband as he is sure to be labeled the village idiot & is of questionable breeding (possibly involving a dog

or broken appliance). This would also mean that anyone who would have him for a parent (as well as the woman who would

WANT to marry him) is sure to be a git at best & probably have other issues, explained by the parents of said git.

And now, the larch!

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Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac.

Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock.

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