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Yo momma's sooooo fat...

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Why would you want to fuck her anyway? Lol

Your momma's so heavy she knocked the Earth out of orbit.

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Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to super bowl!

Yo mama so fat, she tried sky diving and when she pulled the lever, it couldn't work because of all her weight!

Yo mama so stupid, she bought GTA:SA just drive around with the car called ForkLifter.

Yo mama so high, she had short term memory lost.

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Your mama's so fat when she went to the rainbow skittles fall out

Your mama's like a door knob everyone gets turned.

Your mama's like a taxi 'always open'

Your mama's so ugly when she woke up one day she had spider webs inbetween her legs.

Your mama's so fat when Jizzy B pimp slaped her her balls fell out.

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Yo momas so fat that the Hiroshima explosion was ectually her jumping of a plane

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Time out -

How does some retarded (personal) insult = "owned"? Especially by someone who can't stay on topic in a SPAM topic?

Try to keep this in context.

I try not to overuse this, but -

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Yo' mamma so dumb she spent all her spent her foodstamps on that tricycle!

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