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Freestyle185

Yo momma's sooooo fat...

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i love these kind of jokes! :lol: Its Just for fun so no comments in spite

Rules

# Yo mama is so fat

# Yo mama is so stupid

# Yo mama is so greasy

# Yo mama is so skinny

# Yo mama is so lazy

# Yo mama is so poor

# Yo mama is so tall

# Yo mama is so bald

# Yo mama is so hairy

# Yo mama is so dark

# Yo mama is so short

# Yo mama is so nasty

# Yo mama is so ugly

# Yo mama is so old

# Yo mama is so dirty

ONLY

Sooo have fun :lol:

Ill start.

Yo mommas so fat,

when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please :rofl2:

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Yo momma's so fat that when she tries to calculate her weight the " We don't weight nations" message appears ...

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(Govno, what am I gonna burn...Das Vidanja, comrade)

Now, back on topic:

Yo momma is so fat, she's clothes are 'Universe-Size'.

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Yo momma's so fat, when she gets photographed, the photografer (I dont know what the hell the word is, so whatever) doesnt know if she is the background.

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Yo mamma's so ugly her boyfriend took her out on a seafood dinner and never called again mwuhahaahahahahahahahahahahaaa :evil:

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