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Yo momma's sooooo fat...


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Thanks, I try to come up w/ some original stuff.

Off topic, but related.

A few years back, I heard about a 500 pound woman who went to the hospital w/ a severe skin infection in one of her folds.

The doctors cleaned it out and analyzed it, discovering it was a tuna sandwich that had decomposed for about six weeks.

Her response, "Oh yeah, I was wonderin' what happened to that."

Supposed to be a true story.

Your mamma's so skinny, they found her w/ the tuna sandwich!

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