Urbanoutlaw Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Good one, here's one from my kid. Yo' mamma's so dumb when she heard "Super Bowl", she got her spoon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Yo mamma is so dumb when her husband told her to take out the trash, she grabbed her shotgun and headed to the local trailer park to shoot the silly rednecks there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 An' yo' daddy STILL thinks she's Jack(ass) Thompson! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Yo' momma's so small her feet are on her driver's license. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Yo' mamma's so small all her clothes say "Barbie" on 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Yo' momma's so dumb, she chose Jack (Ass) Thompson for a lawyer.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Yo' momma's so dumb, she chose Jack(Ass) Thompson for a husband. That explains a few things... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Lmao. Ooooooo low blow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Yo' momma's so dumb, she chose Jack(Ass) Thompson for a husband.That explains a few things... Can you explain it to me? I'm too slow at this time of night (00:40), .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 They're saying his mother's husband is a Jackass. So his dad's a Jackass. Urban said that explains a few things... ...Which means Jack(ASS) Thompson's son is also a Jackass. Joke's aren't funny when you have to explain them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Ohhhhhh! I understand.. ..YO' MAMMA! IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAAAT, SHE WEN'T TO A BURGER KING AND DIDN'T COME BAAACK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Obviously, it's not directed at anyone specifically. Having said that... J(A)T is an idiot lawyer trying to build a career attacking GTA & games like it. My joke implies he would make an extremely poor choice for a husband as he is sure to be labeled the village idiot & is of questionable breeding (possibly involving a dog or broken appliance). This would also mean that anyone who would have him for a parent (as well as the woman who would WANT to marry him) is sure to be a git at best & probably have other issues, explained by the parents of said git. And now, the larch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 Yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in a large swimming pool a tsunami formed and destroyed New York City (New York is very big) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 Yo' momma is sooo dumb, she bought products from Tesco! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Yo mommas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest,they said sorry no professionals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fredotheman Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 okey here's 1... Your moma is so stupid she tripped over the cable to the cableless phone lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Yo momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard Yo momma's so fat, she is taller when lying down Yo momma's so fat, that if she puts on a yellow coat, people shout " Taxi! " Yo momma's so fat, she fits in the grand canyon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Harry Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Yo moma is so nooby that she is looking for UFOS on SA.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustADummy Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 Yo momma's soo fat that se believes on Roswell story, eats UFO cereals and gets even more fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGunslinger Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Yo momma's so fat, mountaineers come from all over the world just to climb her Yo momma's so ugly that by law she must wear a shirt with this written on the back "WARNING!! IF I TURN MY HEAD AROUND, COVER YOUR EYES IMMEDIATELY" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Yo' momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Yo' mamma so fat Greenpeace provides her bodygaurds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry Gorilla Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Yo momma's so stupid that when your papa told her to take out the trash she grabbed a shotgun and headed to the nearest trailer park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA Don Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 Lolz. Yo' momma so fat, she got baptised at Sea World. Oooh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNF Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 (edited) Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac. Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock. Edited March 2, 2008 by TNF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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