Slyde Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 This topic is for you to confess the things you have regretted to do. Mine - I stole a few Lego pieces from a friend when i was 8. I sneezed on a friend's birthday cake and blamed it on somebody else. Your turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 I killed my secretary and dumped the body.... Okay, when I was a kid, I stole a few toys from other kids at the Boys and Girls Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerard Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Stuff when you're tiny doesn't count. A few months ago I was on an army night exercise, and I forgot to wash my knife and fork after I'd eaten, and I dropped it into the clean pot without thinking. It's just a minor thing, but the Sergeant Major went ballistic and demanded the culprit step forward and take responsibility. Since it was my very last exercise with that squad I didn't own up, and never admitted it to anybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitsune Inferno Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Okay, how about this? I shot a few bottle rockets at one of my friend's neighbor's house because he was a dickhead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Okay... Let's see... I played darts with scalpels in college today (throw them at the wall when the teacher's not looking, see how many you can get to stay in... I lost, but we got away with it.) Oh, and i glued a guy's book to the table for a laugh... Everyone told him he was being stupid by blaming people, they claimed it was an accident... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Harry Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 I said a friend of mine was the single most miserable thing I've ever seen, and I said he was just a horny, hormone fueled no brain asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Don't know if this one counts (I have ABSOLUTELY no regret on this), but here goes... About 12 or 13 years ago, a friend went through a messy divorce. Constant flat tires, broken windows, etc. I tried to stay out of it but the final straw came when I found a bunch of "Gay Pride" bumper stickers on a car I was trying to sell. In itself, it was no big deal, but I knew it would only escalate. So I get together w/ my friend & we figure it one of two people responsible. The first was the ex's little sister's boyfriend (17-year-old redneck punkass). After replacing 2 engines & 3 sets of tires on his '65 Chevy pickup, he lost interest in her & dissapeared. The other was "John", the guy my friend's ex screwed around w/ & left him for. I caught him one night just as he got ion & went to bed. His bedroom window was just within reach of the ground & I figured I'd use that to send him a message. "Bill" (the friend) was driving his old Surburban & pulled up in front of John's building. "Be out front, engine running, lights off & the back door open. I'm gonna come out of there in one Goddamn helluva hurry." I told him. I went around & did the "poor man's flamethrower" (no, don't ask how to do it.) in through his window as I yelled "YOU'RE PLAYING W/ FIRE!" I ran around to the front & yelled "GO GO GO!!" as I dove into the backseat of the truck & he tore out of there. Ironically, John was a known gay basher (most of his neighbors were) & as soon as they knew we after him, they covered for us when the cops got called. "Oh no, officer, we never saw a truck like that tonight. John must be lying." was all they ever told the cops. A couple days later, John appeared in court w/ Bill's ex (custody hearing), w/ a crew cut. I had set his head on fire. They suspected it was me but never proved it, decided I was a Psycho & left me alone after that. A couple days later, John left the state. SILBERIO, NO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silberio Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Whats up?? I scared the shit outta 6 year old kid o.o NO-BLOODY-COMMENTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 No comment. I'll have to sit down & type out "Night of 1000 Tires", when I got "John" a few days later (just before he left). If it doesn't show up in a day or two, remind me. Hands are hurting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Jay Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 two years ago at school, me and my friends threw several firecrackers into the staff room through an open window, while many teachers were in there drinking their coffee. we were gone before they even came out of the room. the police were called in but no one had any idea who done it, and me and my friends never told anyone else about it, so it was dropped. would i do it again? absolutely now let us never speak of this again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 UO legendary. 'poor man's flame-thrower, do you prefer deodorant, hairspray or WD40? - hairspray FTW - Big Cans! But yeah... no more anonymous confessions from me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherman Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 UO legendary. 'poor man's flame-thrower, do you prefer deodorant, hairspray or WD40? - hairspray FTW - Big Cans!But yeah... no more anonymous confessions from me... You know the flame could go back into the can and explode in your hand, right? I don't have confessions.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaletino Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 A few years ago when I was with my two friends outside, joking around, one of them asked us to hold his Pokémon cards for him as he goes to his house to the toilet. We then stole his cards and said that they must of fell out of our pockets as we were playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 You know the flame could go back into the can and explode in your hand, right? That's why I said "Don't ask how". Too many people would try to recreate my results. I also caught a live opossum w/ my bare hands once... MLL - I think it was aerosol Windex.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 You know the flame could go back into the can and explode in your hand, right? That's why I said "Don't ask how". Too many people would try to recreate my results. I also caught a live opossum w/ my bare hands once... MLL - I think it was aerosol Windex.... I have NO idea what that is... But yeah, there is a danger of the flame going back into the can, i tend to watch the 'base' of the flame, stopping and giving the can a good shake if it gets too close the the nozzle. Once made the mistake off cooking marshmallows w/ this method using deodorant. I was young, and REALLY didn't expect them to turn out not tasting great. You live and learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Well, I just walked in from a great meal at the Olive Garden. They're doing "endless pasta" & it was awesome. desert was absolutely decadent, I had the Black Tie Mousse cake & Mamma Kitty had the Tiramisu. Both were sex on a plate. Why is that in here? Because when I left the house I pawned my laundry off on my room mate claiming I was " doing some household shopping. I think they had Ramen Noodles or some indeterminate leftover from deep in the freezer. It's good to be the king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOXIC Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 because he was a dickhead. *LMFAO* A couple days later, John left the state.SILBERIO, NO!! THAT one really OWNED...since he replied next to you...real ownage. You know the flame could go back into the can and explode in your hand, right? Real thanks Sky, I was really unaware of this. And yes, I'll confess when I remember what IO did in the past, I really can't remember any such thing that I've done; but unsure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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