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I'm still working on this spoof of Fergie's Big Girls Don't Cry; what do you think:

[Chorus - Eloise]

I hope you know, I hope you know

I ended up with a broken shoe

My dog went sick, My cellphone's bricked

It's all because of that Chinese poo

It seems the employees were all treated really badly

And I've got to file a lawsuit at those guys

The items were, all lemons now

So, goodbye, Wal-Mart

Wal-Mart

Wal-Mart

Wal-Mart

[Verse II - CJ]

The golf club I'm using

Then got really bent

I just spent a couple strokes till it went worn, went worn...

Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they

And I foresee the "No return, No exchange"

[Chorus - Eloise]

I hope you know, I hope you know

I ended up with a broken shoe

My dog went sick, My cellphone's bricked

It's all because of that Chinese poo

It seems the employees were all treated really badly

And I've got to file a lawsuit at those guys

The items were, all lemons now

So, goodbye, Wal-Mart

Any suggestions?

Edited by Huckleberry Pie

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Actually, the song's about these two, who were pissed off at Wal-Mart:

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Carl's golf club just got bent after a few strokes, and Eloise's pleated skirt, shoes and phone all fouled up after a few uses, adding to the fact that she bought tainted dog food...

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