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You feel like chilling?

Hey get off me

You ain't no gentleman!


Baby I feel so good


There ain't no genle in that one

Kiss ya' ass goodbye

Yep, I've been drinken again

Hay wanna party

I'm gonna getcha

Learn to drive


It's just a dollar



Way to go baby

I'll show you driving

He ain't got a change

Damn police

I don't deserve this!

Out of the car

You've been downtown?

What do you thing you're doing?!

you're kidding

I gotta go on vacation

You got a license?

Hey, slow down

Damn fool

I got an itche

Where the hell am I?

Damn pussy

You can sail the seven seas

Take your gilrfriend

Always trouble

Baby I feel so good

I ain't bitching yo!

I got just what you need!

You got me bright here, what do ya' say?

Get off the road

I got just the thing for you

It's about the usual

You got any change?

Let's go to the mall

I can't move so fast

For real yo!

Who's ya' daddy?

Come on baby

Pissing like my daddy!

You feel like sexing?

What's up

Hey man were're you going?

He's a nice guy

Forget about it

Hey, I can read!


Hey my son!


The boss man want it

Come over to dinner

He's no good

Feel free!

Hey papi!

Hey amigo que pasa!

Easy brother!

No matter she hates me!

I'm grazy you know that?

I'm gonna be rich!

Damn farmer

Where am I?

You know....

That's right honey I see money!

I need a sigaret

I'm so happy I can shit!

Wanna know howmuch?

Real nice baby, real nice

We're going to Aruba!

Nice to meet you

What's up sister

It's no trouble for you!

Wanna play rough?!

Don't shoot your daddy baby!

Hey baby!

I got girls you can have!

Who are you?

O my god!


Not me! HELP!

He's a maniac!


Hey wanna party?

Hey, It's all about the money

Come back now

He's a nice guy

I don't think so!

Are you kidding me?!



there's no need to feel down

All right, I'll pay

In the NAVY

Call YMCA!

You're looking fine girl

That's a sexy lady


Hi doll

Hot damn!

Pick up a load from the north

Where's my damn school?

There's a place you can go...

I got the zappelin

I'm depending your furure!

Are you a phsyco brother?

Feel lucky punk?!

Somebody call a medic!

Vice City:

Man, you nearly got any make up!

Simply, no matters

Hey watch the dress

You don't belong here

Nobody likes me

I didn't do it

Hey, be carefull

Cramps! loser

hey hey watch out!

Get out of my way chilli pepper

I could buy you

Hey watch yourself

nothing but one hundred

Get off me

There's nothing wrong with my mothers boy

I didn't mean nothing!

Get out of the way


Be carefull now

I'm jung, rich and cute

Watch where you wave that thing

Out of the way you old man

Ai! Idiota

You're killing me!

Be cool yo.

Are those real?

What up, jacky

Hey man, take it easy

Man that's a big gun

Ai, You hit me

I don't mean to hit you

you bug me thats okay

It's like a grazy park ride

You never catch me

Somebody tell me where to go

Are you grazy?

Wait here, I'll come to you

Wait here while I sing a song

Be nice, You didn't say sorry

Ola, my driver left me here...

I was here first!

no please I didn't mean it

I'm outta here!

Where the hell am I

You gotta watch yourself

You like?

Oy, muchaco, Wich place is right

It'll be allright

Yo what's up!

My marry is free

Man, what's this for

Man, you're crazy or some

Tough guy, nothing to live for anyway

I'm not scared

Kill me, You'll do me a favor

Move your ass

Out of my way

Yo my man, You're blocking the traffic


I smell great!

Whoowhow It's mister nice guy!

It's very late man, Move!

Take it for 50!

I'm going no where

Hey man, put that thing away before you get hurt

You better kill me now

I was only kidding

No please, I didn't mean it!

You better apologize

Man, you m m m m m my sneakers

I don't believe this

I will really bust yo' ass

Who do you think you are?

You're not my mommy

Curse me!

O that's real bad man!

Edited by John Lynch

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In The Navy from GTA3 because when ever someone says it i usually get out my m16 and start a mini-rampage

From VC, Can't you see I'm blind. Lol, that blind guy cracks me up and hes a bit stupid too because just a minute ago I attacked his car with a chainsaw and then he got out and started punching me while i was still they're wrecking his car with my chainsaw

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No money, no funny bunny, honey.

I couldn't find it, just now.


Yep i love that one too, they way she says it too tho makes it even better :)

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my fave saying iz probly "ypu can sail the 7 seas" for gta3, and for vice city,... well errr... vicecity sucks

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mafia : hand over your vehicle

hooker : i gotta call my pimp

pimp : where is she ?

cop : anything ya say is shit

fbi : this is the fbi , stop

army : freeze suspect

chopper : shoot on sight

paramedic : forgive me

regular shopping lady : watch out

yardie : easy now dear

dockworker : im gonna beat you

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dont care how old dis forum is!

me and my frend wut play gta and we wud always laugh when that guy sed "ma mothers ma sister!" and when you hook up with a prostitude she sez "ive had all my shots"

i gotta think about vice city

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Good Thread dig ^_^

My favorite in vice was

"say thank you, your alive"~Tommy

(It seems this is the 2nd time this thread was dug from the grave.) Boo!

Edited by Sabin

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"Ai! Idiota!"


Have you noticed that half of the people who posted in this thread are banned?

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"My mother's my sister"

"In the Navy"

in GTA Liberty City (III)

haha those crackme up :D

Edited by B-RENT

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I liked

In the navy

Kenya! Ha!

What? shes my cousin?

No. Shes my second cousin

Freeze! We have come to kill you, We cant say that its not in the book (Said by chopper)

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san andreas-

i"ll eat my way outta here if i have to"

"hi bitch"

"bye loser"

"knocking you out,and smokin' yo money" -my fav

i've got a very important record deal meeting"

"these grove bitches aint got shit on me"

"he said he was takin' me to San Fierro"

"you wanna get knocked out punk?"

"move,you little bitch" -

"drop the soap,hunny" - cop

"wrestle with me hunny" -cop

"get back here you double bagger" -cop

"STOP,your under arrest!..i think he knows that by now" -chopper

"I'll bite you"

"come back here,i just wanna talk" -cop

Edited by MISSdirection

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cop : anything ya say is shit

thats a great one.

i also like like the taxi driver when ya steal his car screams- get in the back aaaahhhh!! cracks me up every time.

and of course when ya hit that one dude in his car and he calls ya a carpet muncher.

also [this is in v.c. too] one of the bag ladies says "you look like my daughter shes a whore." most of the time she only says "you look like my daughter " and its kinda garbled so its hard to understand.

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The GTA Place Forums :: Grand Theft Auto Gaming :: GTA3 :: General GTA3 Discussion

And yet people are posting stuff for VC, SA etc.

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