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the top five ways you(or somebody else) would kill a person


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OK I will start,

1.Hire Darth Vader to kill every single teacher in my school

2.Droping an atomic bomb on Jack Thompsons house

3.Forcing PS3 fanboys to play Halo until they can`t take it anymore and kill themselves(LOL)

4.Hiring Jason Vorhees,Freddy Krueger,Jigsaw,Michael Myers and Chucky to go on a rampage through the city until they get to the white house and kill George Bush

5.Santa Claus gets drunk and goes on a murderous rampage through his factory with a chainsaw

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1.Make all the GTA characters real so they can attack my town

2.Make Godzilla real so he could destroy my school

3.Get the easter Bunny on speed so he can massacre a state

4.Tell the U.S. my teachers are responsible for 9/11

5.Tell everyone the truth about Bill Gates so they all kill themselves

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3.Get the easter Bunny on speed so he can massacre a state

The easter bunny is attacking people right now.

Anyway, here are 5.

1. Enter the never wanted cheat so that there is no law.

2. turn all nationalities against each other.

damn, that's all I can think of.

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3.Get the easter Bunny on speed so he can massacre a state

The easter bunny is attacking people right now.

Anyway, here are 5.

1. Enter the never wanted cheat so that there is no law.

2. turn all nationalities against each other.

damn, that's all I can think of.

RZOFLMAOLAWL

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1. Rip their vains out with my teeth

4. Suck their brains out through their eye socket

5. Make them eat their own family or get injected with enough heroin to kill 10 elephants

WTF?

1. Rip their heads off with a katana

2. Push them to a wall on all the strenght possible, so they can hit the wall with the head and die

3. Punching them on the head and make an trauma.

4. :bashhead:

5. Shoot their bodies from a catapult.

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Rape some bitch up her pussy with a knife until her organs fall out is another one I'd like to say.

You are NOT dating my daughters.

Force feed someone (you obviously don't like) fast cooked beans, shove a plastic hose up their ass & hook the other end

up to a gas mask. For added fan, put a pressure sensor on the hose that sets off a buzzer & a flashing sign that says

"HERE IT COMES!".

That cat from "Saw" is an amiture.

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