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Die you Nazi Gay! I SAY DIE!! DIE YOU PIECE OF MUFFIN POOP!! DIE!!!!

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James Bond never fought any nazis. And I saw the 21 films. They all have brilliant music

I know he never fought Nazis...

It was just a joke...

Every sin leaves a mark.
Death? Why this fuss about death. Use your imagination, try to visualize a world without death! ... Death is the essential condition of life, not an evil.

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Just to get this started again a real shit quote:

(12:36:02 AM) Cinemodom: he wouldnt be able to walk

(12:36:04 AM) Cinemodom: SHE*

(12:36:05 AM) Sky: LOL

(12:36:05 AM) Sky: HE

(12:36:06 AM) Sky: LMAO

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:[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says:

hey hotstuff

:[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says:

dude?

:[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says:

Dude?

GTA Don says: wait for the client to give you the money first before you have sex with them. This goes out to all gigolos. says:

hey baby!

:[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says:

how you doing sweetie

GTA Don says: wait for the client to give you the money first before you have sex with them. This goes out to all gigolos. says:

i'm good, how are the kids?

:[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says:

they are fine!

:[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says:

wanna have some fun?

GTA Don says: wait for the client to give you the money first before you have sex with them. This goes out to all gigolos. says:

what kind of fun?

:[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says:

wicked fun!

GTA Don says: wait for the client to give you the money first before you have sex with them. This goes out to all gigolos. says:

yes, yes, yes!

:[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says:

Go to the bedroom and get naked then!

GTA Don says: wait for the client to give you the money first before you have sex with them. This goes out to all gigolos. says:

yay! wil you put the dildo up my ass again?! I love it when you do that!

:[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says:

no i was gonna play gta4 naked but wat the heck! do you have a dildo?

GTA Don says: wait for the client to give you the money first before you have sex with them. This goes out to all gigolos. says:

could use my baseball bat?

:[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says:

is your that big?

GTA Don says: wait for the client to give you the money first before you have sex with them. This goes out to all gigolos. says:

i've been around the block loads of times, honey

:[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says:

nice ! im all hot now!

:[EvoLuTioN:[ |Ape men smoked weed:Root cause for Global warming! | says:

lets do it on the couch!

GTA Don says: wait for the client to give you the money first before you have sex with them. This goes out to all gigolos. says:

woot!

My arse is feeling sore.

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(2:41:51 AM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama: LOL

(2:42:03 AM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama: i'm listening to music through my nose

(2:42:12 AM) Vasco: lolwut

(2:42:35 AM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama: put headphones up your nose (one in each nostril) and plug your ears with your fingers

(2:42:45 AM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama: needs to be quite loud though

(2:44:11 AM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama: done it?

(2:44:44 AM) Vasco: nah

(2:44:48 AM) Vasco: but am doing now

(2:44:54 AM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama: good?

(2:45:19 AM) Vasco: OMG

(2:45:24 AM) Vasco: HAHA

(2:45:37 AM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama: i was fucking joking dude

(2:45:48 AM) Vasco: i did it :P

(2:45:54 AM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama: yeah, so did i

(2:46:01 AM) Neil | MrLlamaLlama: i wouldn't just tell you to do that shit

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Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:

ujm driu nk

Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:

im drunbk

shadow says:

ok

Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:

i llove u

shadow says:

lol

shadow says:

hmm

Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:

leytd habe sex

shadow says:

ok rem will volunteer for me

Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:

wha5

Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:

i lovr u

shadow says:

ok

Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:

i got a boner

shadow says:

ok tmi

Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:

klytd have zex

Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:

atree you pozting this sht?

Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:

please post

shadow says:

post

shadow says:

im bored

Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:

ikjm fdruynj

shadow says:

I know you are

Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:

doy uo lvoeme?

shadow says:

no

shadow says:

love is for the weak

shadow says:

this be going in the quote topic

Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:

´what

Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:

uoiu lvoe u

Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:

u had vokja

Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:

u hadtequpla

Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:

teqila

shadow says:

rather have the girl

shadow says:

and the vodka

Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:

i love wonab

shadow says:

yes you do

Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:

letd have sex

shadow says:

ok

shadow says:

whats you been drinking

Vasco. Take drugs. Don't eat. Have comtempt for those you meet. says:

vodkja

shadow says:

ah mixed or by its self

shadow says:

and how much

shadow says:

is that pic you

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NO!Are you kidding?Man I don`t want to play as a pussy I want a male character cause the main character should be tough to inspire fear to enemies and ofcourse a "girl" does not do that.the IQ of the people who say the main-character should be a girl is NULE!

Hahahhaahhaahhha, lol, I remember the flaming I got after saying that :)

You're a f*cking blidiot (Not a typo, Victor Vance said this to Lance) for thinking a female main character is plain sh*t. Your IQ is obviously low for you to be talking sh*t like that. You're a sexist asshole that's too scared to give it a chance playing with a hardcore female character. I think it's a low chance of happening but don't run your big mouth about sh*t you don't know
oh great another sexist man GET A LIFE

SHAME

Man go play Tomb Raider if you want a girl main character!The GTA games will always have an MALE main-character.You need to get a life man!I`m straight but I don`t want to play as a girl in a game where you kill hundreds of people,driv like a maniak and so other things,this is a job for a man not 4 a lil girl. sorry for saying this but you pissed me off ,Get a life he sas!hahaaha

hem hem what the hell do you mean by little girl. Do you have this image of a helpless damsel in distress in your tiny little mind. There are so many women that could kick your arse and so many others. Why does GTA just because thye have always had a male mean they are bound to keep males as the protagnist. Why cant they break the mould and try something new?

By the way we have showed no interest into whether you are straight or not so why say it?

Another angry-post I made and Bear's reply.

those were the days guys :))

Edited by Gycu X

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Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:07:14 PM): hi there

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:07:19 PM): hey beautiful

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:07:29 PM): do you think Im sexy?

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:07:35 PM): What are you doing?

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:07:46 PM): masturbating...wanna join?

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:08:02 PM): is it fun?

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:08:38 PM): yeah, whole lot of...open your clothes and I'll explain..

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:08:48 PM): pant first?

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:08:57 PM): whatever you like

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:09:02 PM): ooh...

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:09:04 PM): wait*

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:09:15 PM): aah ok done...

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:09:24 PM): now?

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:09:27 PM): now the nicky

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:09:35 PM): lolwut?? :lol:

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:09:47 PM): nicky...undies?

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:09:59 PM): uhh...aah...umm...oohh...yeah yeah

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:10:03 PM): [email protected]^#($(**!%^!#@

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:10:21 PM): wait, did you touch it?

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:10:31 PM): ohh..holy...shit..umm...ahh..this...ahh..iisz...ooohaaa...fuunn...

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:10:40 PM): yea yea...ooh..oho..aahh..

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:10:42 PM): noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:10:43 PM): !!!1

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:11:00 PM): dont tellme to stop

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:11:01 PM): aahh

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:11:03 PM): ooohhhhh dont tellme to stop

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:11:06 PM): uuuaannn

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:11:36 PM): ooh shitt..its coming...its comming...aahh..oohh..

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:11:44 PM): yeahh.....oooooooaaa

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:12:02 PM): a boy can do it only once in his lifetime....after which, the stick shortens and finally disolves !!!!

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:12:18 PM): waut??????

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:12:23 PM): NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:12:27 PM): :o

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:12:49 PM): nooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:12:51 PM): shit...

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:12:53 PM): OMFG

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:12:57 PM): Its gone now...

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:13:03 PM): wtf? :o

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:13:11 PM): but it happens only for boys, dont worry..

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:13:21 PM): uuhh...so?

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:13:26 PM): me boy

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:13:28 PM): i know :)

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:13:50 PM): then it should've disapeared by now..

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:13:58 PM): Ohh Fuck...

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:14:00 PM): its gone...

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:14:01 PM): :(

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:14:03 PM): wtf???

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:14:04 PM): brb

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:14:08 PM): Gynac.... :lol:

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:14:12 PM): no..shit...

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:14:12 PM): a lagend put to end... :P

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:14:18 PM): doctor any one..

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:14:26 PM): lemme fix it

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:14:38 PM): wtf? therez nothing left

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:14:42 PM): what to fix

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:15:00 PM): ill help dont worry

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:15:04 PM): fast...

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:15:09 PM): it feels strange

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:15:14 PM): inside ma pants..

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:15:18 PM): without.............

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:15:53 PM): faassttt

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:17:39 PM): shit no

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:17:45 PM): i need a damn video :(

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:18:04 PM): print the photo and stick it with a glue

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:18:21 PM): uhh...

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:18:24 PM): wil it work

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:18:28 PM): what if someone...

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:18:51 PM): yea it works for most of my clients..

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:19:10 PM): you have some sort of company...?

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:19:11 PM): shit

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:19:17 PM): yeha

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:19:20 PM): you make people lose thier [cencored]

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:19:25 PM): and then market you product

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:19:28 PM): bloody hell

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:19:36 PM): i am gonna suuu you goddamn organization :x

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:20:03 PM): yeah, just business..u know, everyone cannot do a respectable job

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:12 PM): oohh ok...thats ok..

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:13 PM): Lol

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:14 PM): me going

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:16 PM): bye...

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:17 PM): cya...

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:20:20 PM): nahhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:22 PM): ati kya khandala...

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:25 PM): :D

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:20:26 PM): abhe baith naaaa

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:29 PM): nai re..

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:32 PM): Dinner

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:20:41 PM): wapis aayegi?

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:47 PM): malum nai..

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:52 PM): ayegi my foot

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:20:54 PM): x-(

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:21:02 PM): chal yaar

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:21:03 PM): byeee

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:21:07 PM): ruk ruk

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:21:10 PM): a sec

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:21:18 PM): plz come back

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:21:25 PM): uuhh why?

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:21:37 PM): 11 baje milega?

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:21:46 PM): now you gonna make me lose ma hands too?

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:21:49 PM): not sure..

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:21:56 PM): probably going out..

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:22:01 PM): gotta decide the Intro..

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:22:04 PM): oohk

Jay Desai (7/5/2008 9:22:06 PM): will see..

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:22:17 PM): k thnx...cya...eat less

Tarun Purswani (7/5/2008 9:33:39 PM): i guess u're still there

<_< Some Hindi parts you dont understand and still wanna know.Ask me :|

Edit: And Tarun is TOXIC btw.

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Xlax says:

anything thats awesome

Xlax says:

i call it

Xlax says:

tits

MC Keyboard! says:

..I must be tits then?

Don;t ask about the name MC Keyboard...

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Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says:

:D I JUST KILLED A FLY!!!!

Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says:

:D:D:D

Vasco says:

BURN IT

Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says:

lol

Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says:

can't find it

*

* Neil has left the conversation.

*

Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says:

Neil has left us

Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says:

he's dumped us :(

Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says:

*Cries*

Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says:

*hugs vasco*

Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says:

xD

Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says:

=P

Vasco says:

sniff

Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says:

get your bitches daddy vasco?

Vasco says:

i saw the worst Nothing Else MAtters cover EVER

Vasco says:

sho connur

Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says:

lol

Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says:

post this on TGTAP?

Connor <3 Ricki - www.myspace.com/intothevoidband08 says:

:)

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(12:48:54 AM) Connor - Cyanide, Living Bare Inside, Break This Empty Shell Forevermore!: kk

(12:48:55 AM) Connor - Cyanide, Living Bare Inside, Break This Empty Shell Forevermore!: one sec

(12:48:58 AM) Connor - Cyanide, Living Bare Inside, Break This Empty Shell Forevermore!: just doing something

(12:48:58 AM) Connor - Cyanide, Living Bare Inside, Break This Empty Shell Forevermore!: wait

(12:49:02 AM) Connor - Cyanide, Living Bare Inside, Break This Empty Shell Forevermore!: you'll like it

(12:49:08 AM) Neil | Llama: ?

(12:49:10 AM) Neil | Llama: lol

(12:49:11 AM) Connor - Cyanide, Living Bare Inside, Break This Empty Shell Forevermore!: It'll only take about 1 minute

(12:49:15 AM) Neil | Llama: LOL

(12:49:27 AM) Neil | Llama: ...

Win.

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|*Ice.KeL*| says:

Slayer hasn't been online for ages

Chris says:

probably dead

         |*Ice.KeL*|         says:

:P

         |*Ice.KeL*|         says:

How do you know

Chris says:

i killed him

         |*Ice.KeL*|         says:

Seriously?

         |*Ice.KeL*|         says:

You killed your Moderator? :o

         |*Ice.KeL*|         says:

Lier <_<

         |*Ice.KeL*|         says:

Who else you murdered?

         |*Ice.KeL*|         says:

Ooo, Quote Topic :P

Epic Fail.

I declare this quote the shittiest. :D

Edited by I©e

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Neil | Llama Jess says:

you can't run through the house to the bog with a mouthfull of cum

Connor <3 Ricki- You'll Never Survive, Three Thousand Five! says:

LOL

Connor <3 Ricki- You'll Never Survive, Three Thousand Five! says:

obviously

Neil | Llama Jess says:

god knows i've tried

Connor <3 Ricki- You'll Never Survive, Three Thousand Five! says:

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Connor <3 Ricki- You'll Never Survive, Three Thousand Five! says:

eugh

Connor <3 Ricki- You'll Never Survive, Three Thousand Five! says:

why?

Connor <3 Ricki- You'll Never Survive, Three Thousand Five! says:

lol

Connor <3 Ricki- You'll Never Survive, Three Thousand Five! says:

really?

Neil | Llama Jess says:

lol

Neil | Llama Jess says:

NO

Connor <3 Ricki- You'll Never Survive, Three Thousand Five! says:

hah

Connor <3 Ricki- You'll Never Survive, Three Thousand Five! says:

lol

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[09:40] (*)™Φιλιπ@§™(*) [TGS07]: it used to be

[09:42] (*)™Φιλιπ@§™(*) [TGS07]: OMG OMG MY HOUSE

[09:42] (*)™Φιλιπ@§™(*) [TGS07]: on google earth

[09:42] (*)™Φιλιπ@§™(*) [TGS07]: now its like

[09:42] (*)™Φιλιπ@§™(*) [TGS07]: oh my front door and car etc

Weird nick guy = Wrx

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