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Bruce Almighty...

Correct, finally, someone figures out where I have been getting these qoutes from.

Yeah, make a story, you...you super writer. :lolbounce:

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EDDY IS A PRICK (date: 29/07/07)

Today children we learn the tale of the worst kid in the cul-de-sac: Eddy

Eddy is a selfish, greedy, sleazy, disgusting degenerate who likes nothing more than money, jawbreakers and porn. Let me explain why!

Eddy loves money because he wants to buy jawbreakers, Eddy loves jawbreakers because they taste damn good, Eddy loves porn because...err...this I cannot explain...but I do remember Eddy doing something most heinous, in the middle of the night he climbed out his attic window and onto the rooftop, he leaped from rooftop to rooftop until he spotted the window of Nazz's houseo open, he sneaked through and opened the vent where he could climb through those claustophobic silver tunnels until he reached the bathroom, where Nazz is filling the bath, he told his two pals Ed and Edd he was going to sell the tape to Kevin for all the jawbreakers in his garage, but we all know the tape is to fufill Eddy's sick desires.

Back to the story, Eddy filmed Nazz taking her clothes off and she took a bath like any normal person would and she never knew she was being watched by some ugly cretin, Eddy thought he was going to explode when he saw Nazz wash her bum...

Okay enough details, you perverts, the next day he showed the tape to Kevin and told him he could have it (because Nazz caught him and hit him, and Eddy is now selling it for revenge, and jawbreakers) if he gave him all the jawbreakers, Kevin was disgusted that Eddy could even do such a horrible thing and immediately told Eddy to fuck off.

Eddy lay on the road, grumpy, and someone threw a rock at him and shouted 'pervert' as he fell onto the cold tarmac.

Moral: Eddy is a total fucking douchebag.

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It is midnight, Zoe is in the bath, reading a book called 'My Secret Romance with SpongeBob', when Raymond emerged from the bubbles.

"I HATE MALAY!" Raymond yelled, he grabbed Zoe and tried to have his way with her, WALL-E and EVE could hear the splashes and the screams from the back garden.

Cuntinue?

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EVE told WALL-E to hide in the washing basket, she blasted the door open with her lazer cannon and entered the bathroom, where Raymond was trying to rape Zoe.

"GRR MALAY ROBOT!!" Raymond yelled, he grabbed his pistol and tried to shoot EVE, but she dodged and she hit his head, knocking Raymond temporary.

Zoe tried to get up, but Raymond's hands wouldn't get go of her shoulders, so EVE shot them off, Raymond got up and cried.

Continu?

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But Raymond grew back his hands and shot EVE's head, she tumbled down the stairs and fell into the dog basket, where she laid malfunctioning, Raymond grabbed Zoe and dragged her into her bedroom, and raped her, WALL-E looked on horrified and helpless, then he saw EVE's right arm where the lazer cannon was built into.

"Helllp!" Zoe cried, but Raymond was laughing like a retard, WALL-E jumped out of the basket and grabbed the gun, but Raymond turned around and ejacuated on poor WALL-E's eyes, the poor robot tumbled down the stairs and fell on top of EVE.

"YOU MALAY ROBOT!! I ALMOST CUMMED IN HER BUMMM!!" Raymond said like a retard, but then WALL-E grabbed the lazer cannon and shot Raymond's head off, his body tumbled down the stairs and landed on the dog basket, WALL-E pushed the body out of the way and climbed up the stairs with EVE.

Continue?

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