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i don't deserve it, i should be just one of the main characters who loves to rest and have fun :D

Edited by Unnamed Noodle

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Oh no you won't.

The story begins in California, where the headquarters for Alucardos stories is located, Unnamed Noodle is discussing a job with the boss.

"So what do I have to do"?

Alucardo says

"You must go to the amazon jungle, where raymond hides.

Unnamed Noodle continue.

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and a week later after having a week-long vacation somewhere in south america, Noodle went on to continue his mission...

there, he found Raymond planning to revenge to Alucardo and testing his uberdildo's to some animals he found there.

Noodle said :

"OMG! poor animals were assaulted sexually by Raymond! I must save them!"

Raymond said :

"No, the dildo's are for Frida!! Not yours!"

and a terrible fight happened

TNF continue

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"I HATE MALAY" raymond shouted.

raymond jumped into a plane being flown by Hazer, Unnamed Noodle followed them with his Hydra Jet.

Unnamed Noodle contact HQ to ask for back-up.

"This is Unnamed Noodle, I need backup"

TNF "Sorry but I'm a little busy, call back later, me, Spider-Vice and my secretary are in London on a meeting"

Unnamed Noodle must chase alone, he shoots missiles and the plane emergency lands, and so does Noodle.

They landed in the middle of Hollywood Boulevard, Los Angeles, and shoot at each other from cover.

Unnamed Noodle shoots Hazer's balls off with the triple barrelled Shotgun, raymond runs into a theater.

Noodle continue.

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Hazer shouted :

"Nooo, my balls!"

Unnamed Noodle :

"ZOMG, they are so tiny!"

and then Noodle chased Raymond who escaped to Las Venturas and disguised as a mafia named Gaymond.

meanwhile, TNF who is very busy doing his "job" went on to help Noodle on his mission...

now they must find him and kill him.

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TNF told Spider and his hot secretary to stay in London while he left to help stop the new menace.

Noodle chased raymond in a car acroos the Las Vegas Strip.

"Grrrr, I hate MALAYS" he shouted.

Noodle fights raymond on the roof of the Stratosphere Tower, raymond cheats by using a gun, when he said it was hand-to-hand combat.

raymond is about to fire, but a gunshot is heard from somewhere else, Noodle thinks he had been shot, but hasn't.

raymond slowly falls sideways with blood coming out of him and falls off the Tower.

It was Alucardo and TNF, who shot him just in time to stop raymond from shooting.

TNF " I think this case is closed, now I have some "Business" to attend to, see ya'll later"

The end.

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"Missing Hydra"

The department are offering $300,000 with Fries and ketchup to whoever finds it, the Hydra was last seen in Hollywood Boulevard.

Later.

Edited by TNF

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There are many people who hold certain beliefs about Encyclopedia Dramatica and its purpose. This post is to address some common misconceptions about ED, because, as we all know, the Internet is serious business.

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Sometimes true.

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FALSE!!!.

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100% FALSE!!!.

Apart from that LOLDONGS! Now we've told you what ED isn't about, we'll let Bill Clinton tell you what it is about.

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