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Post lyrics from songs that you think are random/funny.

Pea - Red Hot Chili Peppers:

I'm a little pea

I love the sky and the trees

I'm a teeny tiny little ant

Checking out this and that

I am nothing

So you have nothing to hide

And I'm a pacifist

So I can fuck your shit up

Oh yea I'm small

Fuck you asshole

You homophobic redneck dick

You're big and tough and macho

You can kick my ass

So fucking what

Tommy The Cat - Primus:

I remember as it were a meal ago

Said tommy the cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter

May have nestled its way into his mighty throat. many a fat alley rat

Had met its demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel

Of this awesome prowling machine. truly a wonder of nature this urban

Predator. tommy the cat had many a story to tell, but it was a rare

Occasion such as this that he did.

She came slidin down the alleyway like butter drippin off a hot

Biscuit. the aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in

Even the oldest of tigers that hung around the hot spot in those

Days. the sight was beyond belief. many a head snapped for double,

Even triple, takes as this vivacious feline made her her way into the

Delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys were

Known to hang out. they hung in droves. such a multitude of

Masculinity could only be found in one place... and that was

Omalleys alley. the air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended)

But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into

The heart of the alley. she knew what she wanted. she was lookin

For that stud bull, the he cat. and that was me. tommy the cat is my

Name and I say unto thee...

Say baby do you wanna lay down by me

Edited by Cat Licker
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Cypress Hill - Insane in the Brain

Do my shit undercover

Now it's time for the blubba

Blabba

To watch that belly get fatter

Fat boy on a diet

Don't try it

I'll jack your ass like a looter in a riot

My shit's fat like a sumo slammin' that ass

Leavin' your face in the grass

You know

I don't take a dulo

Lightly

Punks just jealous `cause they can't outwrite me

So kick that style: wicked, wild

Happy face nigga never seen me smile

Rip that mainframe

I'll explain

A nigga like me is goin' insane

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I'm at rave

Looking like a slave

High off chronic

Gin and tonic demonic

Body smelt like vomit

Pussy poppin', acid droppin', dope heavy guy

Heroine mescaline pencil leads

wanna try?

Blue pills, golden seals

Got Bizarre actin' ill

Drugs kill (Yeah, right)

Bitch I'm for real

Shut your mouth you dirty slut

You know you want it in your butt

I'll bleed in your cunt

Let Bizarre nutt

~D12 - Purple pills :D My favorite part of the song.

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Blink-182 - Fuck A Dog

I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass

He Wants to fuck a dog in the ass

I wanna fuck a dog

That's right kids

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass

tried to fuck your dad in the ass

could only find the dog

and it's ass

We Wanna fuck a dog in the ass

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass

We wanna fuck a dog

I Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass

Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur

Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate

But I found the dog

Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister.

(It's a Mexican pirate)

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass

Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog

Fuck you!

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With karate I'll kick your ass

Here to Tiananmen Square.

Oh yeah, motherfucker,

I'm gonna kick your fuckin' derriere. Yeah, Yeah!

You broke the rules,

Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,

You motherfucker.

You motherfucker.

Kyle betrayed me

And then he lied tried to hide

And I died deep inside

And you know the reason why.

I'm gonna kick your ass

From here to right over there.

Oh yeah motherfucker,

I'm gonna kick your fuckin' derriere. Yeah, Yeah!

You broke the rules,

Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,

You motherfucker.

You motherfucker.

(*Donkey Crap* backwards*)

Tenacious D - Karate!

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Foo fighters - Kung foo fightin

Everybody was kung fu fightin'

Those kids were fast as lightin'

In fact it was a little bit frightin'

But they fought with expert timin'

There were funky china men

From funky china town

They were choping them up

They were choping them down

It's an ancient chinese art

And everybody knew their part

From a faintin' to a snif

And a kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung fu fightin'

Those kids were fast as lightin'

In fact it was a little bit frightin'

But they fought with expert timin'

There was funky Militin

And little Sammy Chow

He said: Here comes the big boss

Let's get it on

He took a vaul and made a stand

Staring swaing with the hand

But emotion made me skip

Now into a brand new trip

Everybody was kung fu fightin'

Those kids were fast as lightin'

In fact it was a little bit frightin'

But they fought with expert timin'

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The My Humps thing:

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

I dunno, maybe it sounded ridiculous but cool... :lolbounce:

OMG!

My little sister plays that song like every five minutes. It just gets on my nerves!

Here's one.

"I was alone, I was all by myself. No one was looking, I was thinking of you. Such wonderful times, When I'm all by myself...

:hurrhurr:

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Eminem - Criminal

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge

That'll stab you in the head

whether you're a fag or lez

Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest

Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes"

Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic

Starin at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (Ooh!)

That's my motherfuckin balls, you'd better let go of em

They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em

Hey, it's me, Versace

Whoops, somebody shot me!

And I was just checkin the mail

Get it? Checkin the 'male'?

How many records you expectin to sell

after your second LP sends you directly to jail?

C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men

Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)

Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus

Heal this child, help us destroy these demons

Oh, and please send me a brand new car

And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital

Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher

You can't reach me, my mom can't neither

You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause

I watch TV, and Comcast cable

and you ain't able to stop these thoughts

You can't stop me from toppin these charts

And you can't stop me from droppin each March

with a brand new cd for these fuckin retards

Duhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me

Mr. "Don't Give A Fuck," still won't leave

Jedi Mind Tricks - Heavenly Devine

Another sacrificial lamb

That died at the hands of Hologram

Sent him into the dungeon and bludgeoned his fuckin' clan

Holy land

Who spit the live shit

The do or die, Illadelph Jedi Mind shit

The hot shit

Live raps crack your jaw

Like who's the avenger and who's at the center of war

I left a scar

So your crabs would understand

Mental will dent you and send you to a holy land

Lord know a man

Sharp blades slash your vitals

Recitals will fight you and entice you to burn Bibles

Homicidal

Hologram burn churches

Murders by stickin' a crucifix through your cervix

Divine purpose, for the Remi that's in my thermos

Wait and see we'll stick you with needles that's hypodermic

You heard the verdict

I'm with Allah 'cause he chose me

Broke into the Vatican, strangled the Pope with his rosary

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LINKIN PARK - RUNAWAY

Graffiti decorations

Under a sky of dust

A constant wave of tension

On top of broken trust

The lessons that you taught me

I learn were never true

Now I find myself in question

(They point the finger at me again)

Guilty by association

(You point the finger at me again)

I wanna run away

Never say goodbye

I wanna know the truth

Instead of wondering why

I wanna know the answers

No more lies

I wanna shut the door

And open up my mind

Paper bags and angry voices

Under a sky of dust

Another wave of tension

Has more than filled me up

All my talk of taking action

These words were never true

Now I find myself in question

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Relient k gibberish

most of the song was written in their own made up language

arg wu sentafinticate nar dunderford

bida menti kosticated interserd

thorphilliate stinded yilla billa zay

wentora yate paravillintiniay

paravillintiniay

dorga orpha dorga billa

dorga orpha stifaleare

dorga orpha dorga billa

tonalation fonamere

stop talking gibberish

or just stop talking

stop talking gibberish

or just stop talking

stop talking gibberish

or just stop talking

stop talking gibberish

or just stop talking now

if i had one wish

well i don't know what i'd wish for

but if i had a million zillion wishes

i'd use one to let you know that gibberish is

not a nice way to talk to all your

mork sawx ippen reeby yufftabar

higgerd quillip ernigrade du wellinshar

lirp crawn xyfa gourk jawinstabray

venaldo urp paravillintiniay

paravillintiniay

stop talking gibberish

or just stop talking

stop talking gibberish

or just stop talking

stop talking gibberish

or just stop talking

stop talking gibberish

or just stop talking now

if i had one wish

well i don't know what i'd wish for

but if i had a million zillion wishes

i'd use one to let you know that gibberish is

not a nice way to talk to all your friends

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I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head.

Beas on my head but don’t call me a bee head.

Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head.

Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.

You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.

I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.

“I hate myself.”

Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.

I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.

Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do.

When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.

So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.

I put baloney in my left pocket.

Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .

Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.

It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.

It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.

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Cannibal Corpse - The Undead Will Feast

Undead sleep, as they hug their teddy bear

Terror play's, at the thought of being in a lair

Prophecy of the baby of Oz

Now comes true, as the panda's eat the fuzz

Ancient spell summons the bears of Hell

The dead sleep, in their shell

Panic strikes as the nations run in fear

Ocean cola with salt of black deer

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