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paris hilton enters presidential race...

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if she became the president, we will go back to dark ages and it will took a millennium for humans to reach renaissance again :(

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Oh my god, she would like, totally win! Oh my god, like, I broke a nail! Call an ambulance, I think I'm going into shock! Oh fiddlesticks, my mascaras runnning.

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Everyone would be issued a tiara and all the ugly people would have jail sentences :S

I think she could do alright, her hybrid veiw on alternatvie energies sounded good and would work if she'd thought it up herself lol

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OMG seriously!!! I want her in there. She can give us women a voice! GO PARIS!

lol, but Paris is such a douchebag lady... hilary is more deserving

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OMG seriously!!! I want her in there. She can give us women a voice! GO PARIS!

lol, but Paris is such a douchebag lady... hilary is more deserving

Hilary isn't a woman!

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Hahaha. Oh btw i wasnt laughing at the video there, i was just imagining Paris falling down some stairs and breaking her neck.

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If she became president..

She would have army forces outside the make up factory

Start a slut war with sluts from all over the world

She would pass out every time her hair roots grew out

She would turn the White House into the Pink House >.<

Wouldn't be able to make presidential speeches because she's soooooo dumb

Take all the funding for education away and spend it all of blond hair dye

The economy would self destruct in the first week!

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wow everyone would commit suicide or turn into a army of look a likes of Barby and Ken dolls!rivers turn into blonde hair dye and people executed for not being at least a 9/10 on i am sure what she calls the "hottie" scale knowing her as a dumb slut blond bimbo

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