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School internet blocker thingy(shitty name eh?)


Connor

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Don't you find the internet blocking shit at school incredibly funny? Like you're actually gonna load up some hardcore porn in ICT and start having a major fapfest with your mates.

It just fucks up all my ICT stuff, when I want some fucking images, or want to have a look at something, that I fucking need to look at, it just fucking blocks it anyway, it's like, blocks pages for shit and the fucking reason is "OH EM GEE!!!111 IT HAS A PHRASE OF "Blood" WHICH IS BLOCKED BY TEH POLICY: "PAWN!!!!111"!!! SO I FUKKEN BAN YOU NOW INNIT BLUD!"

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So use a free web proxy you noob. Go through proxy.org and look for ones using PHProxy and which don't contain 'proxy' in the URL because they're usually automatically blocked by school filters. Make a note of them and try them next time you're at school.

It will be against your schools ICT policy to do this (avoiding filters) but if you're stupid enough to get caught then you'll deserve whatever punishment you're given. ;)

Go and download some hardcore porn at school. Report back to us with results.

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Their system is pretty hardcore blocking shit tho, impossible, tried using google language tools too, they just blocked that...<_< fucking cunts.

lol me and my mates found something on BBC showing a guy getting hard...but hardly anything to wank over.

It also showed a vagina getting hairy...:P

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1. Download XAMPP and install it.

2. Download the latest release of PHProxy.

3. Setup a no-ip.com DNS redirect

4. Start Apache and configure the directory PHProxy is in to require a login using .htaccess.

5. Point your web browser at school to the domain name you created but make sure you use the https protocol, and login using the password you made.

6. Browse.

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1. Download XAMPP and install it.

2. Download the latest release of PHProxy.

3. Setup a no-ip.com DNS redirect

4. Start Apache and configure the directory PHProxy is in to require a login using .htaccess.

5. Point your web browser at school to the domain name you created but make sure you use the https protocol, and login using the password you made.

6. Browse.

Would it be better if you run it on a flash disk?

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So use a free web proxy you noob. Go through proxy.org and look for ones using PHProxy and which don't contain 'proxy' in the URL because they're usually automatically blocked by school filters. Make a note of them and try them next time you're at school.

It will be against your schools ICT policy to do this (avoiding filters) but if you're stupid enough to get caught then you'll deserve whatever punishment you're given. ;)

Go and download some hardcore porn at school. Report back to us with results.

Dayuhhm. Thanks man. Going to try that in Tech Essentials tomorrow.

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hmm

well if its anything like what they had at our school, if any word proxy, bypass, unblock or anything to that extent appears then it gets blocked.

if u wanna watch pr0n at school why dont you just download it at home, and bring it on a usb flash drive...

what chris82 suggested might work, but if it were my school, im sure you wouldnt have some required permission or some shit. you wouldnt be able to get around it that easy...evil IT dept lol.

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hmm

well if its anything like what they had at our school, if any word proxy, bypass, unblock or anything to that extent appears then it gets blocked.

if u wanna watch pr0n at school why dont you just download it at home, and bring it on a usb flash drive...

what chris82 suggested might work, but if it were my school, im sure you wouldnt have some required permission or some shit. you wouldnt be able to get around it that easy...evil IT dept lol.

Lol, can u imagine you in the lab, your on the computer, you turn round and a kid is jacking off in the middle of class

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You could put up a little plauqe above every computer with the words "Jacking off during lessons is strictly forbiden on the premises"
that would be funny

ahahha lol. i didnt say you would jack off.

although not apparent to some, it is possible to watch pr0n without jacking off. :lol:

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Would it be better if you run it on a flash disk?

What? That wouldn't work at all, the reason I suggested what I did is because it uses your own Internet connection..if you put everything on a portable drive and took it to school it would try to access the sites using the school's internet connection and fail.

And my method is tested to work, it works because most schools don't block the https protocol because that wouldn't be kosher. Seriously if I try to access any website with PHProxy on it from school using http://, it blocks it automatically because it detects the PHProxy code. But if I use https://, I have no problem.

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Would it be better if you run it on a flash disk?

What? That wouldn't work at all, the reason I suggested what I did is because it uses your own Internet connection..if you put everything on a portable drive and took it to school it would try to access the sites using the school's internet connection and fail.

And my method is tested to work, it works because most schools don't block the https protocol because that wouldn't be kosher. Seriously if I try to access any website with PHProxy on it from school using http://, it blocks it automatically because it detects the PHProxy code. But if I use https://, I have no problem.

my school woulda deleted that thing out of your files within 2 or 3 hours of getting it lol.

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Lol, can u imagine you in the lab, your on the computer, you turn round and a kid is jacking off in the middle of class

I've seen a few kids do it in class for the lulz before. No joke.

lol thats friggin funny.

EDIT: How come none of you guys just tried to install Mozilla Firefox on there? It could be easier.

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