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you get super mans powers ,but you have to eat kriptoNight,hence your powers suck.

I want to be a mod.

(dont you dare flame me for saying that, I know im a n00b ill try and get better)

Edited by Crimson

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Chris lets you be a mod, but this is right before he has to shut the site down due to inactivity.
*That was hurtful.*

Gets the punishers bad assness but, his whole family gets killed a day later.

Edited by Crimson

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You are bequethed with both games, but tragically they are incompatible with any TVs released to date.

Oh. Then "you are allowed to work with Sam Houser, but tragically he is murdered soon after. You are a the prime suspect in his murder as well.

I wish I was God.

BTW Chris, did you get that PM I sent you?

Edited by Genocide

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Exams are banned in public schools causing parents to outrage at a positive system which causes teachers to go on strike under harsh work conditions. The resulting concussive force of all teachers quitting causes your grades and those of others to fall and thereby fail. Congratulations! No more school work and no possibility of making it into college or any decent job.

I wish I had a TV show.

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It airs for only a single day before viewers call in, so outraged by it's lack of entertaining qualities.

I wish I was...hmm what's foolproof...

Well almost...

I wish I was dead. Ehehehe. I can only think of one way to ruin this one.

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Cant think straight but here goes:

Upon arrival to heaven, god rejects you and the devil rejects you so you end up on eath again. (thats right eath)

I wish i were president of the USA. (or any country)

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You become President, but an assasin kidnaps you and rapes you everyday.

I wish I could tapdance.

Edited by Ocelot

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You learn to tapdance, but your feet are cut of bya street-hardened gang of circus clowns, who use your feet as masturbatory devices. Your career in tapdancing is over.

I wish I had a feral wolverine in my fishtank.

Edited by Genocide

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You get "great pwning skillz" lessons from Geno but then the internet vanishes and is gone forever, so your "pwning skillz" are useless.

I wish I was a sexy bitch

Edited by Ocelot

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You turn sexay, but all the girls turn gay and the guys start to like you.

I wish i had the skills of Solid Snake and Sam Fisher and be a spy.

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You become a spy like Solid Snake and Sam Fisher... but Liquid Snake pwnz j00

I wish my penis was a big as Geno's 12 inch one. :P

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you grow a 12 inch penis but then your tube gets dissconnected and it is useless and painful

I wish i had a bigger clock

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Your clock gets bigger but because it was too heavy,it fell down the wall.

I wish iam Tommy Vercetti in heaven

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scientists discover how to make human beings game charectars but then you make god angry because of genetic modification so you goto hwll instead

I wish it was snowing

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It started snowing but the snow contains nuclear.

I wish i was "bad" (just want to see what happends)

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Genocide finally gets around to making them, but his computer crashes and everybody dies.....

I wish I had a pony.

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Your pony catches the rare Daltosisotosa and tramples you, eats your inards rectum to cranium, humps the unrecognizable remains, then roams around devoring others while you rot in a pasture with horse shit and seamen all over you.

I wish I was like...21. (And I also wish I had known befroe that I had not waited after 2 posts. My mistake.)

Edited by Slavik Von Stockholm

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