How long is your penis?

[Nate10]

lolgay.

lolimmatureassuminghomophobewhodoesn'trealizehowdumbhesounds.

Edit: Scratch what I said above. Calling slyde gay made me lol. You were the one saying you'd record your dick. Then afterwards someone said sure to you recording youself, you immediately say he's gay just to get out of recording yourself. Obvious excuse showing you never were going to record shit. And you're like 11 years old man.. unless you've been shaving since 8, you're dick is not going to be that hairy. Trust me. Unless you're like.. a wookie or something. Which would be odd.

The obnoxious asshole who keeps claiming he has a ten-inch dick keeps me skeptical.

Ask him to prove it or something then..

It's my personal opinion that the people who gloat about the size of their cock and how much ass they get are more than likely overcompensating....unless they're porn actors. Which that guy isn't.

Never said I wasn't with you. I always have thought people that HAVE to say their dick is so huge.. really don't have the big dick. Just said go ask him to prove it.

Edited July 21, 2009 by Nate10

[EvoLuTioN]

Assuming the theory "The higher a members post count the bigger his penis"

We have: Post count =* size of penis ( '=*' is the sign I'm using to indicate directly proportional)

Therefore: Average of post count =* Average size of Penis ..(1)

Considering the total post count of the male members who have posted in this topic and the total number of male members in this topic we get

There fore: Average posts per member in this topic = 69438/16 = 4339

We take(assume) Average Size of a penis = 6 Inches.

Therefore from (1): 1 Inch = Average Post count/Average Size of penis = 4339/6 = 723.3125

Therefore : 723.3 posts = I inch

Using that info we find out the size of each member by diving the post count of said member by 723.3

And so we get.

Member	Post Count	Size (inches)
Wrx	2186	3.022
Rap	171	0.236
Nte	3929	5.432
Lrc	6782	9.376
Stm	1917	2.650
Sld	612	0.846
Grn	62	0.086
War	208	0.286
Bat	1755	2.426

Hus12591.741lil_h3890.539rem43345.992Mll43586.025Rd59508.226Spaz1005913.907Chris987413.651

Don't question my mathematics bitches, I have a calculator and don't afraid to use it.

Edited July 21, 2009 by EvoLuTioN

[WRX22B1998]

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[Greensabre13.]

That's quite amazing!

Mine is ze littlest

[NickS]

That's quite amazing!

Mine is ze littlest

LUCKY!!!!

[WRX22B1998]

That's quite amazing!

Mine is ze littlest

LUCKY!!!!

wot hahaha.

[draftermatt]

Erect. Flaccid length can vary a lot, with things like temperature or if you're just slightly aroused etc. Most people's are well under 6 when flaccid. Probably under 5 actually.

I think I read under 3" is normal for flaccid. And if you're a grower and not a shower then it could be even less I would imagine. But since I only have experiences with my own bait & tackle I really can't comment.

I think the size thing gets over thought of because of porn. Camera tricks and editing can make anyone seem like Zeus in the pants.

[Greensabre13.]

That's quite amazing!

Mine is ze littlest

LUCKY!!!!

wot hahaha.

I don't understand how that's lucky either

Back to topic.

[NickS]

That's quite amazing!

Mine is ze littlest

LUCKY!!!!

wot hahaha.

I don't understand how that's lucky either

Back to topic.

I thought I had the smallest

Back off on topic!

[Greensabre13.]

Haha.

I was going by the postcount version, but hey. There you go

[Greensabre13.]

A non-erect penis usually measures between 8.5cm and 10.5cm (3-4 inches) from tip to base.

The average figure is about 9.5cm (3.75 inches), but this kind of precise measurement is rather valueless. Many factors can cause a temporary shrinkage of two inches or more, for instance cold weather or going swimming, so you needn't worry if you happen to fall short of the average figure.

Of course, it's true that some men have big penises and some have smaller ones, just as some men have small feet and some have big feet, but the measurement is not - repeat not - an index of virility.

Most people think that a tall man will usually have a large penis, but this is not entirely true. The distinguished American researchers Masters and Johnson measured the penile lengths of more than 300 men.

• The largest organ was 14 cm (5.5 inches) in the flaccid state. It belonged to a slim man who was 5' 7" tall (170 cm).
  
• The smallest penis measured 6cm (2.25 inches). It belonged to a fairly heavily built man of 5' 11" (180cm).
  

It's also worth pointing out that there is no correlation between penile size and race.

Interestingly, most penises are very much the same size when erect.

• The man whose non-erect penis is smallish will usually achieve about a 100 per cent increase in length during sexual excitement.
  
• The man whose non-erect penis is on the largish size will probably manage about a 75 per cent increase.
  
• This means the great majority of penises measure between 15cm and 18cm (6-7 inches) when erect, with the average figure being about 16.5cm (6.5 inches).
  

So you can see that even if a man has got a 'small' penis, he's got a built-in compensating factor that will bring him up to about the same size as the guy who appears to be 'better equipped' in the shower room.

Source: Netdoctor.co.uk

Edited July 21, 2009 by Greensabre13.

[WRX22B1998]

for instance cold weather or going swimming

lol.

[Chris]

It's also worth pointing out that there is no correlation between penile size and race.

That's interesting. I'm pretty sure that's already been confirmed as being true, it's just the difference isn't huge like most people think. Most statistics I've skimmed over show the mean averages for black men as larger than that of Caucasians, and conversely, Asians had smaller average size. What I think it is is people afraid of being called racist if they point out differences in races like that. Even though it's fact. Too bad society is FUBAR these days :/

I actually saw a couple of Asian pornos once (really shit, wouldn't recommend unless you have a fetish ) and you could clearly see the guys in it were way smaller than their white or black counterparts. And that's porn, where you'd even expect more well-endowed men. So yeah. Shitty way to argue a point but I just felt like mentioning that

I love how this topic has a huge mixture of serious and joke replies, it's pretty funny to read.

[Bear]

Its scary how seriously you guys are taking this penis size thing. I havent seen a debate like this for girls and their boobs. Maybe there should be!

So whats the betting that 50% are lying about their penis size?

[Chris]

ITT? Probably.

Yeah well there isn't one for girls boobs because only like 3 of you are active so it would end after a few posts

[draftermatt]

It's also worth pointing out that there is no correlation between penile size and race.

That's interesting. I'm pretty sure that's already been confirmed as being true, it's just the difference isn't huge like most people think. Most statistics I've skimmed over show the mean averages for black men as larger than that of Caucasians, and conversely, Asians had smaller average size. What I think it is is people afraid of being called racist if they point out differences in races like that. Even though it's fact. Too bad society is FUBAR these days :/

Yeah, I read an article once that said that people of African decent had larger genitals, that is to say men bigger penises and women larger (wider) vaginas. Next was European decent (white), then Asian.

Didn't mention Native Americans or Australians though.

Its scary how seriously you guys are taking this penis size thing. I havent seen a debate like this for girls and their boobs. Maybe there should be!

So whats the betting that 50% are lying about their penis size?

Meh, once you get over the stigma it's an interesting topic, and obviously one that all men, and a lot of women can relate to.

As far as the 50%, probably. I've never felt a reason to broadcast my penis size to anyone. My wife knows, and well she's happy.

My argument has always been that the guys who brag about their penis are the ones who aren't packing much.

Edited July 21, 2009 by draftermatt

[NickS]

@Greensabe

I was just joking

Wearing tight pants will slow down the growth of a boy's penis

Source: my good old 6th grade science text book (had difficulty trying to translate it)

This interested me a lot and ever since that, I never wear any pants when I go to sleep

I thought I might let you guys know if you didn't know that (not the sleeping without pants part)

Edited July 21, 2009 by warrior13

[The Bossman]

It's also worth pointing out that there is no correlation between penile size and race.

That's interesting. I'm pretty sure that's already been confirmed as being true, it's just the difference isn't huge like most people think. Most statistics I've skimmed over show the mean averages for black men as larger than that of Caucasians, and conversely, Asians had smaller average size. What I think it is is people afraid of being called racist if they point out differences in races like that. Even though it's fact. Too bad society is FUBAR these days :/

I actually saw a couple of Asian pornos once (really shit, wouldn't recommend unless you have a fetish ) and you could clearly see the guys in it were way smaller than their white or black counterparts. And that's porn, where you'd even expect more well-endowed men. So yeah. Shitty way to argue a point but I just felt like mentioning that

I love how this topic has a huge mixture of serious and joke replies, it's pretty funny to read.

I don't believe that bullshit myth anyway. There's not many men, black & white, with large cocks. All the others, are pretty much the same size. It's just a myth. Obviously, it varies occasionally. But, it doesn't help when you've got porn sites with black guys with fake dicks. Some idiots believe that's real. I remember seeing a picture of a dude sitting on a sofa, and someone had circled the attachment of the dick. It was hilarious. Pretending to be huge, but then they have like 3 inch flaccid dicks under the plastic bat, it's ridiculous.

And yeah, this topic is interesting to read. A mix of serious, and fun quotes.

Wearing tight pants will slow down the growth of a boy's penis

I think that's a bit stupid. Is that really true?

[Nate10]

Wearing tight pants will slow down the growth of a boy's penis

I think that's a bit stupid. Is that really true?

Haha. Would definitely suck for me if it was considering I've been wearing skinny jeans since the summer before 8th grade. Needless to say though, I've grown since then so meh. Though yeah, I can tell you it will more than likely lower your sperm count.

Hey Husky, maybe you should look into skinnies so you can forget the whole pizza thing?

[Damjan]

One thing i learned from Evo's post:

Don't fuck with Spaz, or he'll fuck you.

[WRX22B1998]

Wearing tight pants will slow down the growth of a boy's penis

skinny jeans ftl

[Pandora]

Oh, wow.

Just as I thought we wouldn't sink any lower than the "Fuck a pizza instead of a girl! ('How to' included)" thread, I see this topic. Nevermind, it's amusing.

Haven't measured for like a year or so.. a) I really don't give a crap anymore and have realized that lenght isn't all that interesting at all. And The ruler I've got lying in my room just goes to 6.4" (probably typed that wrong. We work with the metric system here. A year back, when I just turned 15 or around that time, it was just a little under 7", 6.8 - 6.9'ish or something like that I think. Not much difference now. Probably 7.1". Will probably stay that way though.

Now lets hope nobody I know is ever going to find out I posted this..

To think of it, it really wouldn't make a difference. I don't care.

Edit: Hurray, I've made my first topic in a very, very long time

[Damjan]

For those who can't measure their penis, click here.

[Bear]

Anyway size doesn't matter it's how you use it. Penis' the size of bats look very painful and scary. I would roll up a newspapaer and swat that away. I don't think girls care that much about size, its all about how its used.

Also another question, do you guys just get bored and measure your penis for fun or is it research?

[Slyde]

Anyway size doesn't matter it's how you use it. Penis' the size of bats look very painful and scary. I would roll up a newspapaer and swat that away. I don't girls care that much about size, its all about how its used.

Also another question, do you guys just get bored and measure your penis for fun or is it research?

Yes we do indeed, it's vital to our survival. If we know someone has a small penis we immediately exclude them from the community and they are forced to hang out with other small-penised-men and live in inferior conditions.

Srs Business.