Husky Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Fucking a pizza's worth it than getting aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_91 Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Well you could use a condom...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 19, 2009 Author Share Posted July 19, 2009 Well if you use a condom the condom will break. Plus its not 100% to protect you from aids or pregnancy. PROBABLY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_91 Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Condom will break? Possible, but highly unlikely and theres (I think) a 98% chance you won't get any STI's or the girl pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 19, 2009 Author Share Posted July 19, 2009 If the latex is put in heat, or if there's a hole in it. Then yes your a daddy now. There is no chance. It's if you wear it on properly and not fuck so hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveplayer Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 I'd hate to be the girl who pops your cherry Husky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 So Husky, you fuck pizzas because you're afraid you'll get a chick pregnant or catch some disease? I guess you just like to play safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 As a friend Husky, I'd consider to stop talking in this topic before you make more of a fool outa yourself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Pizza because you don't want to get AIDS? Don't you have any fucking hands or something? What's wrong with using them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Husky's knowledge of sex and the female anatomy is made of fail. Pizza is incomparable to vagina, no matter what 'some kid' told you. Oh and lol. 'If you use a condom it will break' Yay Catholicism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 19, 2009 Author Share Posted July 19, 2009 People who say you can't compare Pizza it to the pussy has never tried it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrLlamaLlama Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Husky's knowledge of Llama's virginity (or lack of) also fails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 People who say you can't compare Pizza it to the pussy has never tried it. Well, you compared both and you're a virgin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveplayer Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 People who say you can't compare Pizza it to the pussy has never tried it. People who openly say they prefer fucking a pizza to a pussy obviously have never tried it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate10 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 ...and to think MiamiViceCity thought his post was going to be embarrassing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 ...and to think MiamiViceCity thought his post was going to be embarrassing... Apparently, Husky doesn't have a problem with all this at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TG187 Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 This is getting funnier every day. ( Sorry for off-topic, had to. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I agree with Chris, use your hands not a scolding pizza. This topic has turned into something fairly strange and disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greensabre13. Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Er... masturbation by pizza? Not one for a cheesy penis, but thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Oh yeah shit I was just thinking we've missed an excellent opportunity for some sort of knobcheese joke at Husky's expense. Never mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greensabre13. Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 (edited) Good call, Chris. ^-^ But really, who would place their penis in a steaming pizza for pleasure? I don't think anybody is THAT into pizza? Edited July 20, 2009 by Greensabre13. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 He was probably trying to be cool and imitate the infamous pie-fucking scene from American Pie but his mum hadn't baked a pie so he decided a pizza is fine too. He then proceeded to do the act and kept quiet about it for some time. Until a couple of days ago where he decided to post about it on an internet forum "as a joke", but everyone knows he was being serious and are gonna show his parents the post so they can laugh at their son etc. Husky was suspended last night btw, so he can't even edit out his posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 I imagine Husky walking by a pizza restaurant and getting all horny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 Maybe different pizza's turn him on, he may like thick crust with extra cheese but be turned off by a thin pizza with peppers. Why on Earth was he suspended, not suprised but just wondering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greensabre13. Posted July 20, 2009 Share Posted July 20, 2009 (edited) He was probably trying to be cool and imitate the infamous pie-fucking scene from American Pie but his mum hadn't baked a pie so he decided a pizza is fine too. He then proceeded to do the act and kept quiet about it for some time.Until a couple of days ago where he decided to post about it on an internet forum "as a joke", but everyone knows he was being serious and are gonna show his parents the post so they can laugh at their son etc. Husky was suspended last night btw, so he can't even edit out his posts. Oh, how ironic! Now I think about it, this sounds like the kind of story one of my friends would come up with... He's a virgin too, ironically enough. ^-^ Also, x2 with Bear, why was Husky suspended? Edited July 20, 2009 by Greensabre13. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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