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Any rock is a wall when you're small and you're scratching a hole

Free fall, life is like pinball

I love you when you call me a genius

I wanna change your DNA with my penis

You ain't nothing but a fake dog, I'm a true dog

Fuck it, not makin' love, yo, it's all about the life

You can see from the outer space my dick' size

With your own eyes, but you can't see me

Smoking weed on my roof all night

I'm sick of whole life, sick of my future wife

This is not a confession, my real intention

Is to keep you on hard pressure

I'm a good man with bad intentions you're dating

So many curses in the slang of my native language

No offence, I'm losing the common sense when

I feel the hip-hop classic BPM

My message is not violent, but in a violent way

I make myself heard in a violent environment today

You got a low I.Q. and you're happy

You and me is like me and a monkey.

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LCFR Talker: We have here, today a special guest!

Talker 2: Who is it?

Talker 1: IT'S.... TONI CIPRIANI!!!!!!!

Toni: Hands at the air, fuckasses.

Talker 2: Whoo, you are violent! (laugh)

Toni: I KNOW I AM, JUST GIVE ME THE GODDAMNIT RADIO!

Police: Freeze! We know that you're there, Toni Cipriani!

Talker 3: We should get out!

*Toni kills the talkers*

Toni: Ha! No talkers, now... NO POLICE!

Police: Shut the fuc..k *dies*

Police Man 2: I'm gonna call SWAT! But in a hurry, if that Toni Cipriani catches me, I'm screwed.

SWAT Telefonist: Hello, what you want?

Toni: I'VE SAW YOU!

*gun shot*

FBI: Finally. We hurted Toni.

Sal: What the fuck did you guys did?

Police Man 3: Paralised him. Happy?

Sal: NO! Wait here for a second, I'm going home to pick up something.

*rocket launcher shot*

What happened here...?

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