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John-O: I've had sex with a cow.

Jeff Da Man: You're a dumbass, I've had sex with a cow and a Chicken...

John-O: How did you have sex with a chicken?

Jeff Da Man: Easy, through the anal, or through the fucking egg comes from.

John-O: Er, still I probed a cow, much better seeing it have pleasure than cruelty.

Jeff Da Man walks next to him and feels his dick.

John-O: Man, you HAVE BIG PENIS.

Jeff Da Man: Dude, where's my car!?

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Audrey: Drake, Josh?

Drake and Josh: Uh...

Audrey: I'm going out. Megan's at Eddie's house and it's about to pour rain so take this umbrella and pick her up, okay?

Drake and Josh: Uh...

[Crowd Laughing]

Drake: Hey, Josh, you should really go pick up Megan.

Josh: Okay, see you when you get back with Megan!

[Crowd Laughing]

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[Thunder]

[Megan Comes In]

[Crowd Laughing]

[Audrey Comes In]

Audrey: Hi.

[Looks Over At Megan]

[Audrey Grunts, Crowd Oohs]

Audrey: [sternly] Drake, Josh!

Drake and Josh: Uh...

[Crowd Laughing]

Audrey: Look at Megan.

Josh: She's wet.

[Crowd Laughing]

Megan: Everyone can see I'm wet, you boob.

Audrey: You couldn't even stop playing video games for a while to go pick up your sister.

Drake: Josh.

[Crowd Laughing]

Audrey: Or sit around eating 20 pounds of junk food.

Josh: Drake.

[Crowd Laughing]

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