It would be helpful if you told us what fuckin' mission you're on. Percent levels are not the same for everybody. I could end up with more percent than you by doing 2/3 of the mission, and you with all of them complete.
And what the HELL does "shag my bird" mean? Last time I checked, the slang term "shag" was the same as the slang terms "gently caress", "bang", and "screw".
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I think the clue to `what effing mission he's on' is the bit that says "just finished Los Sepulcros". Maybe read the post before you start flaming?
Who am I to judge...but that IS rubbish dont you think?