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  1. I've studied San Andreas mythology for 10 years.

    It's only been out for 5 years, what were you studying for the 5 years before it was released?

    Have you ever heard of a word, a little bit old, called, i don't know, a joke :hurrhurr: .And BTW San Andreas is featured in GTA 1 as a state.

    Orson Wells will be turning in his grave, philistine.

    I'm talking about the movie, helloooo.And i didn't read the book.BTW what does philistine mean?

    By the way.What's weird with the cane? Well let me explain: In the game, there is a total number of 19 locations for a cane, hard to be seen from distance because the cane is very thin.The cane is a 'gift', but you can't give it to a girlfriend.Plus, Cris Formage says in a radio interview: 'Try something, touch my Cane'.

    Well touch my cane can be reffered as touch mu d*ck.

  2. Ok I will put the mysteries list here:

    1.UFO

    2.Ghost car

    3.Jaws

    4.Mass grave

    5.Loch ness monster

    6.Ghost town figure

    7.Mothman

    8.Ghost vortex

    9.Suicidal photographers

    10.Shady Creek creature

    11.Weird horn

    12.Serial killer (trenchcoat guy)

    13.Blue hell

    14.The Cult farm

    15.Epsilon cultists

    16.Glowing grave

    17.Scott Wilson's grave

    18.Ghost grafitti

    19.Mount Chiliad ghost car

    20.Mt. Chiliad horror voices?

    21.SPAZ guy

    22.The cane

    23.UFO map

    24.Bigfoot?

    25.Leatherface?

    26.Pigsy?

    27.Cris Formage

    28.The Truth

    29.CJ's Moms ghost

    30.The ring girl

    31.Vice City maps

    32.Open grave

    33.TV on grave

    34.Cobra MARITAL arts

    35.Bio waste well

    36.Fort Carson tunnel

    37.Phone booth?

    38.Not welcome mat

    If you have pics please post them.

    If you know more mysteries/myths please post them. ;)

    I've studied San Andreas mythology for 10 years.I know a few things:

    1.UFO-Fake, just dots, supposed to be planes and stars OR mods and fakes

    2.Ghost car-True and it ain't a glitch!It's an easter egg.It's a Glendale with a different texture-which is of a broken car.

    3.Jaws-Fake, dolphins only!

    4.Mass grave-True, easter egg

    5.Loch ness monster-Fake, i don't know who came up with this one.

    6.Ghost town figure-Plausible, or just a missplaced peds or something like that.

    7.Mothman-Fake.Probably a bugged Ruster plane.

    8.Ghost vortex-True, a missplaced vehicle, or there was more something else, where the Vortex spawned in the beta, maybe the school was there(it's still close, though)

    9.Suicidal photographers-True, but perhaps in the beta there wa more land, on the place they were walking on.Sort of like number 8

    10.Shady Creek creature-Not sure, maybe a missplaced ped, or an easter egg.

    11.Weird horn-The one near Jizzy's club?Ever heard of fog alarm?It can't be a reference to War of the Worlds, because the movie was released 2005 and the game 2004.

    12.Serial killer (trenchcoat guy)-Yes there is such a ped model, but i don't think that he is a serial killer.

    13.Blue hell-Glitch and it ain't a myth.

    14.The Cult farm-True.

    15.Epsilon cultists-True

    16.Glowing grave-True a glitch, i think.

    17.Scott Wilson's grave-Busted, unless someone shows me a pic!

    18.Ghost grafitti-True

    19.Mount Chiliad ghost car-they are all over the map.

    20.Mt. Chiliad horror voices?-Busted and pathetic.

    21.SPAZ guy-WTF?

    22.The cane-True(i guess)

    23.UFO map-Not an UFO map.It's there just for fun.Who the fuck said that it's an UFO map?!

    24.Bigfoot?-Busted!!!!

    25.Leatherface?-Busted!!!

    26.Pigsy?-WTF?Still busted!

    27.Cris Formage-WTF?Busted!

    28.The Truth-Wtf is that.The Truth, the hippy?True there is such a character

    29.CJ's Moms ghost-True, but a glitch.

    30.The ring girl-It's the fucking same as 29!!!!

    31.Vice City maps-True.

    32.Open grave-True, a Buffy reference.

    33.TV on grave-same as 32.

    34.Cobra MARITAL arts-True, it's made just for fun :D

    35.Bio waste well-True, there is such a place.

    36.Fort Carson tunnel-True.

    37.Phone booth?-well yes there are phone booths in the game :lolbounce: FAKE!

    38.Not welcome mat-True

  3. I didn't read all the comments, just some of them, so sorry id somebody alredy written it:

    Hello GTA-Grand Theft Auto .R* will have to rename it to Grand Theft Horse GTH :D .Anyway i don't thing that that is a good idea.Your most powerfull weapon to be a crossbow, and to have only three weapons-Spear, sword crossbow.It will be more like Diablo.

  4. So yesterday i bought GTA IV, install everything ok,blah blah blah and i start multiplayer.I choose the server, loading and "Ta dam!"Disconnected from the server.That sucks.How do I fix it?Here is a clip:

    the clip is not mine, but i have the same problems, although i'm never able to connect, no matter how much i try.
  5. I was doing base jumping but a little glitch screwed me.I kumped from a building, i open the parachute, i fall and fall and the

    parachute suddenly dissapears.I have it in my "inventory" but i couldn't cycle through weapons.I thought that i have it, but something with the controls is wrong.I got back up jumped and I quote what i was thinking:

    "Отваряй се бе шибан парашут!уаааааа бам" :D.Translation:Open you piece of shit!Uaaaaaaa bang.

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