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The Nightmare

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  1. Heres one I heard in the game just now.

    I was jacking a Mr. Whoopee ice cream van and pull out the driver clone and I aimed at him with my shotgun and CJ said: "You think I'm a well dressed clone?" That just crack me up and start laughing so hard! xD Because CJ was wearing a Tuxedo and some fancy clothes and aimed at the clone and said that. LMAO!!

  2. Sorry for the double post because I cant find the edit button on my first post.

    In the mission "Robbing uncle Sam" when they arrived at the garage in Willowfield.

    Ryder: "Man that shit was tight"

    CJ: "Tight!?... Man the shit was shit"

    Ryder: "You said you are down for the homies but all you do is complain"

    In the mission "The Green Sabre"

    CJ: I gonna warn Sweet"

    *Phone ring*....

    CJ: "Damn it Sweet pick it up, pick it up!"

    Sweet: "Hey wassup? You called me but i did'nt pick it up. leave a message after the.."

    CJ: "shit shit shit!"

    lol

    Best funniest quotes are Catalina's

    "Who are these cowboy assholes?"

    "Bleed! Mtherf*cker!"

    "Move your f*cking butt"

    *Your pathetic driving is causing them to escape"

    "I should cut your balls off"

    While walking on the streets

    Pedestrian talking to CJ: "Did someone died in your mouth?" lol

    Pedestrian: "Steroids makes your dick look what!?"

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