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Hey guys,can someone tell me what treads i should wear to get Helena,ive lost the muscle but now its the clothes that she does not accept

alrite,i got it.thx aalot u guys,but im wondering if u'll could tell me how to feed fishes?

in other words i have to push the analog forward?

can somebody help me wif the white stallionz unique,its the last thing i have to do on earth and on GTA vcs to complete 100%

damn man i don't play any other games besides gta at all

exactly...i hate rules....theyre meant to be broken

damn..anybody here knows how to get gta in singapore?its banned here...unless theres someway to smuggle it or somebody can send it through mail,,,life *************************************************** without gta

I never understand why people hate kids. The strange thing is, kids say they hate kids. So please explain.. hey!im a kid(13 yrs old)but i dont consider myself one

actually i took them frm a website andybauch.tripod.com

How to Write a Paper 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it. 3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate. 4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, you can both walk to McDonalds and buy a hamburger to help you concentrate. If your friend shows you his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-thru plastic folders, drop him. 5. When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 6. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it. 7. You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it our of the way so you can concentrate. 8. Go look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror. 9. Listen to one side of your favorite tape and that's it. I mean it, as soon as it's over, you are going to start that paper. 10. Listen to the other side. 11. Rearrange all of your cd's into alphabetical order. 12. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if he's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your teacher, the course, the university, the world at large. 13. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 14. Read over the assignment again; roll the words across your tongue; savor its special flavor. 15. Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV. NOTE: When you have a paper due in less than12 hours, anything on TV from Masterpiece Theater to Sgt. Preston of the Yukon, is truly worthwhile, with these exceptions: a) Pro Bowler's Tour any movie starring Don Ameche. c) Barney and friends 16. Catch the last hour of Soul Brother of Kung Fu on channel 26. 17. Phone your friend on the third floor to see if he was watching. Discuss the finer points of the plot. 18. Go look at your tongue in the bathroom mirror. 19. Look through your roommate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is. 20. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future. 21.Open your door and check to see if there are any mysterious, trench-coated strangers lurking in the hall. 22.Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 23. Read over the assignment one more time, just for the hell of it. 24. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise. 25. Lie face down on the floor and moan. 26. Leap up and write the paper. 27. Type the paper. 28. Complain to everyone that you didn't get any sleep because you had to write the damn paper.

68 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mar 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and strandingthem at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!" 6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 7. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seenyou in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?" 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 20. Put M&M's on layaway. 21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,"Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 33. Take bets on the battle described above. 34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!) 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible." 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: "Marco Polo." 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 46. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 47. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" 49. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie." 52. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair ofshoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 53. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word. 54. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 55. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 56. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 57. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." 58. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 59. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 60.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 61.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 62.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 63.Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 64. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 65. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 66. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a"test drive." 67. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 68. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it! BONUS: Attempt all of the above during the same visit.

20 Ways To Confuse Santa Claus Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit! Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa." Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy. " Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa. " Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime." Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections. While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear. Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill. Paint "hoof-prints" all over your face and clothes. While he's in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trampled." Threaten to sue. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."

50 things to do in a mall 1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big. 3. Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack. 4. Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents. 5. At the bottom of an escalator, scream 'MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!' 6. Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos or rubles. 7. Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable. 8. Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King... 9. ...but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell people that they're 'astronaut food'. 10. Follow patrons of B. Dalton's around while reading aloud from 'Dianetics.' 11. Ask mall cops for stories of World War I. 12. Ask a salesman why a particular tv is labeled black and white and insist that it's a color set. When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, 'You mean you really can't see it?' 13. Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears. 14. Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally screaming without warning. 15. Test mattresses in your pajamas. 16. Ask the tobaccanist if his hovercraft is full of eels. 17. If you're patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking from side to side. 18. Sprint up the down escalator. 19. Stare at static on a display tv and challenge other shoppers whether they, too, can see the 'hidden picture'. 20. Ask appliance personnel if they have any tvs that play only in Spanish. 21. Make unusual requests at the Piercing Pagoda. 22. Ask a salesperson in the hardware department how well a particular saw cuts through bone. 23. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them. 24. Hula dance by the demonstration air conditioner. 25. Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist. 26. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray *them* with your own bottle of Eau de Swane. 27. Rummage through the jelly bean bin at the candy store, insisting that you lost a contact lens. 28. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard. 29. In the changing rooms, announce in a singsong voice, 'I see London, I see France...' 30. Leave on the plastic string connecting a new pair of shoes, and wander around the mall taking two-inch steps. 31. Play the tuba for change. 32. Ask the Hamond organ dealer if he can play 'Jesus Built My Hotrod'. 33. Record belches on electronic sampling keyboards, and perform gastric versions of Jingle Bells for admiring onlookers. 34. Ask the pharmacist at the drugstore which leading cold remedy will 'give you a really wicked buzz'. 35. Ask the personnel at Pier 1 Imports whether they have 'any giant crap made out of straw'. 36. 'Toast' plastic gag hot dogs in front of the fake fireplace display. 37. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts. 38. Ask the information desk for a stroller, and someone to push you around in it. 39. Change every tv in the electronics department to a station showing 'Saved by the Bell'. Chant the dialogue in a robotic voice, and scream if anyone tries to switch channels on one of the sets. 40. Hang out in the waterbed section of the furniture department wearing a Navy uniform. Occasionally run around in circles yelling 'scratch one flattop!' 41. Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are 'leakproof'. 42. 'Play' the demo modes of video games at the arcade. Make lots of explosion noises. 43. Stand transfixed in front of a mirror bobbing your head up and down. 44. Pay for all your purchases with two-dollar bills to provoke arguments over whether they're real. 45. If it's Christmas, ask the mall Santa to sit on *your* lap. 46. Answer any unattended service phones that ring in department stores and say 'Domino's.' 47. Try on flea collars at the pet store while occasionally pausing to scratch yourself. 48. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed. 49. Show people your driver's license and demand to know 'whether they've seen this man.' 50. Buy a jawbreaker from the candy store. Return fifteen minutes later, fish it out of your mouth, and demand to know why it hasn't turned blue yet. things to do while driving Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors. Two words: Chicken suit. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone. Laugh a lot. A whole lot. Stop at the green lights. Go at the red ones. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance. Eat food that requires silverware. Pass cars, then drive very slowly. Sing without having the radio on. Honk frequently without motivation. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture. Ask people for Gray Poupon. Let pedestrians know who's boss. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look. Restart your car at every stop light. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window. While stopped at a light, urinate out the window/sunroof onto other cars. Paint your car with occult symbols. Keep at least five cats in the car. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for fire trucks. Stop and collect road kill. Stop and pray to road kill. Throw Spam. Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them. 50 Things To Do In a Public Toilet! Comment "Pooh, who did that?" Complement people on their shoes. Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall. Strike up a conversation. Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects. Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl..... Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives. Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?" Simulate a drug deal. Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects). Roll Easter Eggs under the doors. Start a sing-a-long. Act schizophrenically. Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are busy.... Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman. Ask loudly "When does the movie start?" Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thank you." Kick in stall doors, camera in hand. Pour water over the stall door onto occupant. Say "Oops... missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls. Fake an orgasm. At night, switch off the lights. Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?" Collect a door charge. Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?" Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing. Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river python/axolotl. Write essay questions on the toilet paper. Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl. Offer refreshments. Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper. Run in, yelling "Free Willy!" Charge admission. Electrify metal urinals. Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl. One word: GOLDFISH. Make a jelly in the bowl. Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard. Remove stall doors. Glue seat and cover down to bowl. Place signs warning of 24 hour video surveillance. Make stall doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE. Put itching powder on the toilet seats. Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl. Replace soap in dispenser with custard. Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, or the paper towels if available. Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls. Install. Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa). In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof (don't leave the water in while you do this....) Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette. SHIT.

how come uv got no dollars n u r an important part of the team -Jared

errr how do i go to poll options?im new here pluz only 13 dis year so im stupid-idiot

how many women r members and how many play GTA? 1-I am a woman 2-i am not a woman how do i make a poll?

which do you think is better for gta?a psp or ps2

why not add it to the downloads link?

well at least if we want his music from gta IV we know where to download it from

the problem i had with loading the two links in the walkthrough page fer lcs,noone is doin anythin bout it

HEY chris...and other staff...i wuz thinking maybe it would me more fun to put up a page where we could share gags(jokes)it'll me more fun

can you do something about the gta liberty city stories walkthough page because i try to load but the second two links[staunton island and shoreside vale ] cannot load up

i am addicted to gta-i hav played all gta series except for lcs n vcs because i only hav a pc-no ps2 or psp.HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEE