ZEI
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yo momma so stupid that when she was signing an application it said SEX: and she put "YES PLEASE".
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yo momma so fat that when scorpion threw his spear at her, he could bring her over here.
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haha hay yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
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here's a good one...yo momma so stupid she tripped over her shadow...
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yo momma so stupid she got locked-in in a grocery store and starved
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thanks yours is awesome too.
here' my first project.
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That was awesome, but that wasnt a pivot anime.
you can download pivot here: http://www.darkdemon.org/viewtopic.php?t=21235&start=0
thanks a million mate!
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try uninstalling it then after you complete the mission re-install it.
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i think it was a great feature. hopefully its used in grand theft auto IV
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this is a nice model skin. i've played the game and i could bet that those rims above me are a model in the game. ps make a table tennis themed Lamborghini and then i've seen it all.
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this is something i made recently about pole vaulting
hope you like
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If there is a San Andreas Stories ever to come out on PsP or Ps2 how would it improve in gameplay if it had any of the features from Vice City Stories? Will it affect the way the city is
layed out? What's your oppinion?
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no more details? please?
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i heard that is you shoot or kill just one person, you will get three wanted stars. that sounds a little frustrating, i hope they have a cheat for that cause i cant help it if i hit someone while going 120 down an alley.
the only difference with shooting to kill is that it's called murder. when you kill someone on mistake its called manslaghter or in the hit someone while driving case, hit and run.
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this could be true. he has an African pendent though. but that is just probably just a fluke.
sorry for the double post. my PC is having tech. difficulties.
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this could be true. he has an African pendent though. but that is just probably just a fluke.
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I saw that their was a "Johnson's" add in the second trailer. this could be a reference to Carl Johnson from SA, which could also mean radio adds. I've seen it happen in previous Gta's.
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You're gonna get flamed for that...... meh.
PC > all, still. Wii is wii for a reason. When you were a little kid, you had fun with your "Wii".... Gets it?
PC is the great. any game could be played on it. I got to admit I invested the most on my PC to be capable to play games.
good point, sky
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ugh fanboyism to the extreme(notice no quotes so i'm not flaming anyone in general)! Look I don't get really why complain about which console is better. Its all bout taste of the gamer.
Here are the facts.
Wii=always fun for the family with its interactive games and colorful game play. Innovative game play unseen out of arcades.
Xbox360=the online gaming and first person shooter are the best in market with its controller making every move fluid the only drawback is having to pay for online game play.
PS3=a well rounded system with high capabilities close to those of the xbox360. Low on major market games but anticipated to be good competition for Microsoft.
Those are the plain facts.
next time a capabilities list should be in order
before a fanboy free-for-all
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*Communists
*Liberals
*Right winged assholes
*Teen superstars that don't realize that almost anyone(excluding the retards and fanboys) on TGTAP forums could run circles around them in any brain teaser.
Basically people who have their nose up their own ass.
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A wise man said that sex becomes more enjoyable when its between two people that are in love, that the only reason people feel sex is dull because they have sex casually all the time.(issac hayes)
At the early teen age over 98.7 percent of boys masturbate regularly, & 1.2 percent are likely to lie about it. In the years before a man reaches their sexual peak they tend to want to "do it"(though guys
always would like to do it) with someone they feel more comfortable with. Eddie Murphy said that the more you sexually starve yourself the better the sex is. The key is to find Ms Right and when passion comes home that your feelings are natural and loving towards each other. So next time you see your friend tell him that he fucked up his first time haha.
ps the guy above me is totally right. spot on ol' chap.
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mmmn were to start.
my parents are divorced, so that fucked me up early in life i got over it though, i lived in new york for a while even though i was born in california. i moved away after i got shot in the leg(my left). out of thirty rounds
out of a barrel of a fully auto sub machine band(talk about a realy retarded shot at 50 ft). yea now i live in los angeles with my dad(thank god). I'm heavely into graffiti. I almost got arrested once(Goddam GHETTO BIRD) that behind me, i knoe two languages. i'm taking honors in sophomore year. mmmm i skate everyday. one time i got grazed by a car speeding down a street haha that was funny because the person swerved into a construction site. right now i'm having fun being a teen. my older brother is a dick. he work as a Janitor for rockstar earlier this summer haha. i talks alot of shit about everything. to be honest this is my fifth post on this site because we share an account. i'm thinking of creating my own account so i don't get angry messages from posts i didn't post. death is at the bottom of my list. I believe in the first amendment and the
2nd lol. so this is my last post because i'm changing my password and creating a new account. i got a job in construction with my dad. i play every sport from football to wrestling. yea i have this one girl i've known
since 3rd grade that i'm now going out with for like 2years now.
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any admins. nice job on the site
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yea i pretty much got a ps3 for the gta franchise. i got RESISTANCE: FALL OF MAN, THP8, and TRANSFORMERS FOR IT. you could contact me using my user name, ZEI.
Yo momma's sooooo fat...
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yo momma so fat they decided to build a mall on her.