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Correct. Who is Maria Latore?
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AT-400 Shamal Andromada Dodo Rustler Stuntplane Hydra Beagle Cropduster Who is Salvatore Leone?
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The other girl Zoe, is drunk, Spider-Vice tries to calm her down while TNF, Husky and Alucard throw spice at the authorities who followed them across miles of land. They then all pile into the car and go through New Jersey turnpike, TNF hums the Sopranos Theme Song while going through the Lincoln Tunnel and they head for Manhattan. The gang still have lots of money, they buy a Hotel Suite at the Plaza Hotel, TNF take Cheryl TO Times Square, Husky goes for a walk in Central Park and tries to catch fish from the lake, Spider-Vice stays at the hotel and plays some GTA IV and robs the snack machine, Alucardo goes to Brooklyn with Zoe and decided to be a Brooklyn gangster. Either Alucardo or Spider-Vice can continue the story.
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Alucardo lived however, it was a scoosh pistol. A cop car on the road tries to pull them over, they speed up really fast, Cheryl starts to not like the speed. Cheryl: TNF baby, slow down please. TNF: "We can't slow down" Spider-Vice throws some mustard at the cops. Hours later, they realise how far they have travelling and are going into New Jersey. Spider-Vice continue.
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Steve Jobs is shot by Alucardo and Bill Gates finallly admits he spent too much time on the computer ans tha't why he has glasses, they are all scared away, Zoe and Cherise give TNF and ALucardo their desserts. On a road trip to central America, TNF drives and plays Classic rock while Frida and Alucardo bicker and argue and argue for hours and hours. TNF: "Oh, will both you just shut up. Spider-Vic will continue the story.
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TNF: "Pst, you guys hear that. Spider-Vice: "No, nothing. Husky: "omg it sounds scary. Alucardo:" Let me find some girlycard pie for protection Raymond appears, and tries to snatch Frida, but Pedobear comes to the rescue and does unimaginable things to raymond and saves us all. He then leaves raymond lying in the grass mentally scared, they all calm down, while Alucardo gets a triple barelled shotgun and finished him off. Zoe: "Good job Alucardo, that was fantastic, I hear you are the legendary Spwngbob. Alucardo: " Yep, but you honey can call me Gorilla in the mist. The next morning, TNF breaks open a bottle of some tasty Canadian beer and drinks it, Spider-Vice gets back from a walk in the woods, and for some reason, his shoes are gone. Alucardo continue.
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The Limo is wrecked TNF and Alucardo make sure that their bitches are okay, and they are, some sleazebag in a sports car is driving by, they steal it and chase after them. The chase goes on for hours and takes them Across the Golden Gate Bridge and into Nevada, they burst a tire in the backof the car, and Alucardo saves frida. Frida: "I love you Alucardo:"Yeah Yeah Yeah, that's great, now come on everybody, we must catch these morons. The chase keeps gping and going until they are near Mexico, they burst a tire and the car hits a gas station and blows up, Warner is dead. Cheryl: "Mmm, well done TNF, you'r amazing. TNF: "Hey, what can I say,I had help from those 3. But 7.62mm is still alive, he jumped out before their car hit the station. Alucardo continue.
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The passenger was 7.62mm, Warner started to shout "I am proud noob, I pretend I'm shagging cartoon characters and molest Jack thompsons horse, all I need to do now is flame you all. The two of them started to fire and it was a classic gunfight. Frida is about to get caught in the crossfire. Alucardo: "Noooo! He rescues Frida and gets out an M16 assault rifle and fishishes them off. TNF has run out of ammo, and about 15 thugs have guns, he starts pretenfing to fire and they find this strange. Spider-Vice fires a girlycard pie at them and finishes them off. Alucardo may continue.!
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JK was still there, Husky stops him from being a mron calling the cops on them by biting his nose. Frida though Alucardo was cool, and began to seduce him and he got embarassed. They all jump into the back of the Limo, Spider-Vice is driving and wearing a strange hat, TNF and Alucardo have bottles of beer and hot miniskirt babes sitting on their laps while Husky mixes different fizzy drinks with alcohol and throws them at JK Alucardo shall contiune the story.
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The WHo - Emincence Front
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Nope, keep guessing. It is in the 1000 range.
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The above is correct. Name all bikes in SA.
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CJD 500. Which town in Red County has a Betting Shop?
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Sqaullo and Jetmax. How much money does the Boatyard make to be collected?
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Only Alucardo can continue, let's wait for him to get back ,he is taking a Breathalyser test.
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They drive to the Westin Bona Venture Hotel where they are staying, Husky says that Spider-Vice had some important info and he had to drive back. Spider-Vice: " We have info that is shocking, Hazer is already gone, but Johnny Kazuki still lurks" "Oh shit" Alucardo is mad and gets a baseball bat ready for beating, they have enough money and are gonna lay low, Husky sells some of the gold to the Russian Mafia while TNF sits back and watches TV. They all get to LAX Airport, TNF hates flying coach, he takes a Private jet while everyone else takes an airliner to San Francisco. Spider-Vice is there. TNF: "So where you been" Spider-Vice: "Been investigating while you and your pals here have been partying, JK is in the south part of this city, let's get him. They must infiltrate his Mansion. TNF: "Okay, first we must climb over the gate, and walk through the secret doorway, remember, it's like in the game, the secret doorway will take to the next level. Spider-Vice: "Dude, this ain't a game" They find JK's secret and shockin vault, full of cartoon porn and pictures of warner. JK has found them, he approaches. JK: " So old pals, you decided to rob me. Alucardo: We sure did, leave the place now, and be gone, because we have these pictures, we will show the public your true self. JK: "Ahhh, nooo, Okay, Okay, take them, but one day I will get revenge. They flee the mansion and Husky gets out late after stealing some stuff he found on the shelves. To be continued! Alucardo has permission to continue the story!
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They have all ran out of money, Husky threw away his cash on Gold while TNF and Alucardo spent it on Beer, multiple girls and illegal Nitrous for the car, Alucardo decides that they will rob a bank. The next day, they drive back to the City of Angels, LA, and outside a bank Husky is trusted to stay there and keep the engine running, TNF and Alucardo go in. "This is a raid, give us the money" They grab about 500,000$ and run out, but wtf, Husky drove away, where the hell did he go? There is a police car nearby, they steal it and drive through Santa Monice being chased, they won't get far in a stolen police car, so they drop it off and all Pile into a Cadillac. Alucardo drives, because TNF is talking to Husky on the Phone. TNF: " Dude, where were you, we told you to wait outside! Husky: "I promise you, this was notta setup, you can keep asking questions. TNF: " question you huh, okay, that's a good idea. To be continued.
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What is Denise's plate number?
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Martha's Mugshot, and the Stretch is gold. In which mission can you steal an indestructible Admiral?
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Cheryl, the twin who got sick from the Sushi pukes out of the window while TNF and Husky are just about to drive off, they see a truck full of Kegs ahead, TNF tries to chase it but Cherise thinks he has had too much beer and coke to drive. Alucardo takes the wheel, the truck drops barrels everywhere and everything goes crazy, TNF jumps on the truck and starts to drink it. Everyone: "What tha hell are ya doin? He gets out a molotov and sticks it in the trucks exhaust, the kegs go flying everywhere and one hits the car and it runs out of fuel near another hotel. To be continued.
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The legend must continue. Hazer is an emo kid in the streets, on the road trip to Las Vegas, TNF is pushed off the driving seat by Alucardo, TNF sits in the back with Husky and the two hot chicks while Alucardo drives it up a ramp, everyone screams like crazy and............ The car lands on Hazer. Alucardo says "Boo-Yah, Hazer is finished. Husky wants to take the seat, he takes over and some moron on the freeway nearly hits them and Alucardo spills beer all over the seat, The police are onto them. Alucardo throws some Beer at the pursuing cars. TNF: "Good, but not my coke" A tire bursts because they accidentally run over some fat moron called xt0ny, xt0ny screams in pain and the police decided to start constantly running him over back and forth until he is pavement Pizza! They get onto the strip after stopping at a truck stop, The four of them make the mistake of buying sushi, While on the strip they shout at random people and grab a room at a random Casino, Husky and one of the chicks are slumped back from the strange food they ate while everyone else is okay. To be continued
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Spider-Vice, you must continue the story. Spider-Vice has delayed, I will continue the story. Raymond is apparently still alive, He starts to constantly shout "I HATE MALAYS" out of stupidity. TNF, Spider-Vice and Husky finish him off, Alucardo makes a guest appearance and asks "Where is Warner" Spider-Vice says that warner got shot in the crossfire, and Alucardo jumps on a Helicopter and leaves. TNF once again gets in the car and leaves nearlu everyone stranded, Husky and the two hot twins are in the car and they take a road trip to Vegas while Spider-Vice goes to Beverley Hills to Cause street brawls.
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Name all JD missions.
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Chapter 2 of the funny stories. Spider-Vice is in South Central, the most dangerous place on earth, TNF drives through the area and sees some noob named raymond harassing girls, he pulls over. "I wouldn't do that if I were you noob" Raymond the noob says: "Go away, IM a Pr0ud noob, these gals beelong 2 me" TNF says "Belong? That is a very sexist way to talk about these bitches" He talks to the girls in foregin "Bonjour, Je'mapelle TNF, J'habite en Thegtaplace.com Raymond spits on TNF's car, which only just got washed. TNF tries to spit back at the noob but dribbles and spills his Diet Coke. "You made me drop my last coke you noob" Raymond says: "wat, i dunna care, cos i is a noob" TNF "You what, just shuddup" He snaps and shoots the noob, then a gang of more thugs appear, TNF, Spider-Vice and Husky take out AK-47's! Spider Vice shall continue the story.