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  1. in upside-down or downside-up
  2. nope, need something more original, btw why have you changed your name to Lith
  3. Here are a few more cheats for you to try. a thanks goes out to edisoncarter at GTAForums for finding them.
  4. heh, notice how we all post sexually orientated stories Friends "Did I have to? Why? I mean, bumface and asshole were being a bit lesbian, but did I have to ejaculate away?!!?" kokane thought as the bicycle drove off to school. She had run away from her friends the day before very fast. When she was almost to the class, asshole had started masturbating beside her and shouted, "kokane, stop!" But kokane kept masturbating. "All I wanted was to have some time to myself. Now I won't be able to face them again. And just because they weren't gay." The bicycle stopped in front of the penis that separated the school and the parking lot. "Here we are!" said kokane's mom. "Got everything?" "Yep," kokane replied. She rolled her cunt over to the classroom and ran to the playground to shit. When she saw her mom was gone, she ran back over to the parking lot. There she waited until asshole came. She had always greeted asshole there because asshole always came to school after her. asshole shitted out of the scrotum and kokane ran out to see her friend. asshole said, "What are we going to play today?" Everything was going to be all right.
  5. lmao that was funny. this one turned out not very funny but i'll post it anyway Today was the worst day of my life! My mom made me eat cum for breakfast. The school bully stole my lunch money, so I was big. When I got home, I found out that Spaz ate my favorite snack, shit. My little brother trashed my room, so my mom made me clean it. My naked sister broke the vagina and blamed it on me! I got grounded for 1234 days! That was the worst day of my life.
  6. I suppose, but it's kinda unprofessional for the main site when im posting news, I could make it so it still displays my name as Chris there but then it looks as if someone else has posted the topic...
  7. Pyrorgasm is too hard to say, Pyrogasm is easier but I dont like that
  8. Pyronicsopsis, i remember that from our first forums back in the day why do i remember it? PyroFusion is cool and Pyrorgasm sounds kinda weird
  9. Lol thats pretty funny, this ones not One Day One day, kokane and I were fucking to the store. Suddenly a girrafe came up to us. I was so scared, I didn't know what to do. But luckily kokane pulled through. kokane picked up a rock and scared the elephant away. We came in the store, and suddenly a crowd of bitches crowded around us. I felt so special. They were all looking at me. I had semen all over my face! "I can explain." I tried to explain, but they stared cock-eyed at me. kokane tried to help, but they wouldn't leave. Suddenly kokane grabbed a bottle of piss and sprayed the area. They all coughed and made a huge pathway and we ran from them. Now I know never to go out of the house without looking in the crappy mirror!
  10. I was wondering whether to change my username, I don't really like going around without an alias anymore, but the only nickname i've ever had is Pyr0man1ac which I use for online gaming. But Pyromaniac and all variations of the spelling are quite common, I dunno what to do. Can anybody think of a good nick for me, maybe something with 'pyro' in it Im confused
  11. massively, incredibly oversized
  12. yeah where have they all gone, pm them and get em to vote or something
  13. I've decided to bring back this classic forum game, we had it once but it was spammed in and people made no sense. This time it will work though. I'm sure you all know how to play. You just post three words only that continue from what the last poster said. I'll start us off: One day there
  14. ok, we are tied on votes Spaz um Spaz did you ask her to come back? when I told you to bring a girl to the forums? oh well nevermind
  15. Switch Designs made a glyde cycle which is similar, search our downloads database on the main site
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