I exist. There is however no proof to me that you exist. I live my life by simple rules -- they are more like guidelines than rules.
- All the persons you talk to on the internet are one man named Bob. He is 35 and lives in his parents basement.
- There is a God, I have his phone number in my five.
- Everything dies... but will come back to haunt you.
- There are no problems, only solutions yet undiscovered.
- Enjoy the Vogon poetry while you can.
- Study all things both good and evil.
- Fear is nothing but a feeling, it cannot kill you.
- Understand the other person's point of view.
- Choose the blue pill for crying out loud!!
- Buy a fur lined toilet.
- Get the bigger boat.
- Don't place your penis where it don't belong. -- applies to women too.
- Don't use drugs, you make more money selling them.
- Set your goals low so you can't be disappointed.
- A foolish man lives in the outhouse, an idiot lives in his basement.
That should tell you where I am coming from.