Hello Mister Kretshnovik!
Hello mister Podnovik!
How are you, Mister Kretshnovik?
Very good, Mister Podnovik, how are you?
I feel like govno, Mister Kretshnovik...
Why, Mister Podnovik?
My wife left me, Mister Kretshnovik *Cries*
Oh, I am so sorry, I shouldnt have asked, Mister Podnovik.
No no, I'm actually happy, Mister Kretshnovik!
Then why are you crying Mister Podnovik?
Because you stabed my foot with your umbrella, Mister Kretshnovik!
Then, a nuke bomb fell in their city, and both died.
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