Angry Gorilla
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Quadruple Post.
A slice of toast
The Host
I saw a ghost
In the post
In the coat
Of the Quadruple Post
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Unless your name is Raymond, Warner, Hazer, Johnny-Kazuki, Anarchy Nation, or anyone else who I have poked fun at in The Alucardo Stories, do not under any circumstances click here! If you do though then you're an idiot.
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Vatch out for ze SpongeBob
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Can you please refrain from not smoking!?
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Jack who? Jack Thompson?
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For those who are wondering what Warner looks like...
Frida isn't safe from him.
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OMG I'M SO HAPPY!
YAY!!!!!!!!
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I'm hungry.
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Pick yer nose and eat it.
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After TNF had slain the attroney he got Zoe a towel and got her out of the jellybean bath, Frida ran over to the bath and looked for the Reddish Yellow ones, which were the churro flavoured ones, Noodle yanked her away from the bathtub, then Frida and Zoe gave dirty looks to each other, because they're arch enemies.
The Kanker Sisters arrived with shotguns.
TNF continue.
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Zoe was washing in a bathtub full of jellybeans, she was constantly eating them, but then an old enemy appears from the darkness.
"Zoe Avez!" Jack Thompson hissed, "I've been waiting for this moment ever since I kidnapped you."
"What moment?" Zoe asked, but then Jack Thompson tried to strangle her, TNF's crew appear.
Continue?
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There they saw the lorry, parked nearby, Frida jumped out of the trailer with a small box of churros.
"Where am I?"
"You're in Hollywood Bouleyard." TNF said.
"Where is that weirdo?" Frida asked.
"He got run over a lorry." Noodle said.
"Thank god, I hate him."
TNF or Noodle contunue.
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Anarchy Nation spotted Frida and started chasing her, she jumped on the cars and jumped from one car to the next, it was very dangerous because the traffic was moving and if she failed to land on a moving car her head would be run over.
"Raah come here girl or else i will shag you!" Anarchy Nation yelled, Frida eventually managed to climb into the trailer of a huge lorry, she hid behind the boxes and Anarchy Nation failed to catch up with the lorry and lost her, but then another lorry ran over his pink faggio and his brains splattered all over the road.
Noodle or TNF continue.
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Alucardo heard the steps of Warner and Raymond coming, Anarchy Nation and lifes_joke are behind the two wankers, now TNF and his crew have to kill four more toonwankers.
"i rape 12 year old girls if you dont tink thats awesome FUCK OFF1!!!!1" Warner screamed.
"I HATE MALAY! i wana shag zoe and her mom" Raymond said.
"in my arnacy nation i can shag cartoons and IRL underaged people, we not need no rulez!" Anarchy Nation yelled.
"i spam peoples profies cuase im a faggot!" lifes_joke yelled.
TNF or Noodle continue.
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Unnamed Noodle heads to the Nevada hills where those disgusting perverts Hazer and Johnny-Kazuki were hiding, they are both wanking over pictures of Zoe and one of her friends in the bathtub washing each other, Hazer is fapping violently to her tiny boobs, the sicko.
"Gross! You toonwankers should die!" Noodle yelled.
"WALES 4 LIFE!" JK yelled, then he told a story of how Jack Thompson and Zoe's mom (when she was 12) were having sex in the toilets, Hazer got so horny he tried to shag a nearby dog.
"Eww!" Noodle said in disgust, "You two are the most disgusting people I ever met, you lot are worse than George Bush (who is also a dirty pedo)
"Shut up you fag, WALES 4 LIFE!" JK yelled again, the two grabbed their guns and prepared to have a gunfight with Noodle.
TNF or Gorilla may continue.
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i have fantases about shaging zoe avez in my kinky torture room i wanna strip her naked and then force a pencil up her asshole while i shag her loloololl then i slap her bum wit a red hot poker and my cock will grow one million inches when she squeals in pain then im gunna force my cok in her mouth while reymond and warner stick a knife up her cunt and i will ejacuate hard lol
Get some fucking help you dirty sicko!
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Big news.
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I hate it when a crappy eraser ruins my drawings
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I'm so bored!!
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Don't you think you're overreacting a little?
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Warner somehow managed to escape from prison by digging a tunnel with his toy spade...
Win
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Don't blame TM for saying the truth, Desert Faux.
Making a video game takes years, even when you have a big team behind your back, you have to make sure there's no bugs, the physics work properly, the textures and models don't look ugly, the scripts function properly, etc, and all that is hard thirsty work.
Judging by your apparent knowledge of making games you and your buddies will probably end up with a clone of Big Rigs, or worse.
The Random Post Topic V2.0
in Members' Lounge
Posted · Edited by Angry Gorilla
5 posts in a row!
Meanwhile at Nazz’s party, Eddy and Ed snuck inside the party unnoticed.
“How come Sockhead and his Kanker girlfriend get invited to the party? Oh how I wish I was invited into a party and chat up the girls.” Eddy grumbled.
“Let’s go up to Nazz’s bedroom and sniff her panties.” Ed suggested.
“Good idea Lumpy, I bet they smell awesome.” Eddy said, and the two perverts sneak upstairs away from the dancing crowd and into Nazz’s room, once they were upstairs Eddy grabbed the nearest panty and took a big fat sniff hoping to smell something awesome, but it smelled awful, and no wonder, the panties belonged to May Kanker.
“GROSS!!! Where the fuck did that ugly Kanker’s panties come from?” Eddy said in shock.
“Maybe the Kanker Sisters are here!” Ed said, he was scared.
“Oh please fucking no!?! If those ugly freaks come in we’re gonna end up with scars!” Eddy said.
“Oh Eddy?” Lee called; she was hiding under Nazz’s bed.
“AHHHHHHHHH!” Eddy screamed, it was too late ,“I’M TOO YOUNG!! ED HELP ME!! HEEEELLLLPPP!!”
“But Eddy, If I help you then the ugly Kanker will fill my asshole up with a fat dildo!” Ed said and then he ran off grabbing one of Nazz’s panties.
“NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!” Eddy screamed, it was too late for him and the two rednecks prepared for themselves for Eddy’s worst nightmare.
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!” Ed laughed like he usually did, he ran downstairs wearing the panty on his head.