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Angry Gorilla

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  1. Technically this would be the 2524th post and the countdown number is currently 349.

    Therefore when the countdown reaches 0 the total post count will be 2873 ;)

    And now is WAY past my bedtime, it is now 1:39 in the morning, so I'l be seeing you tomorrow.

    Goodnight :zZZ:

  2. I got out of theropy early today... I was walking by Bill Ritters office in Denver. (Governer for Colorado) I don't know how to say this... This guy pulled out a gun and said he was the Emperor of Colorado. It looked like a glock 18, He was going to kill him. Luckily an officer was behind him and shot him in the back of the head so nobody was hurt. But holy shit. I was a block away!!!! I heard people screaming and then BAM!! It was over. I guess That crazy guy is taken off his throne today. :mellow: That was scary because the bullet kinda was shot in my direction. Im thankful to be here. We were all scared.

    NO WAY!!, Thank the lord you're alive, we'd all be sad if you died :( !

  3. True, I finally broke free from that silly game but my brother got sucked into it at the same time.

    Now Pwtrick's gonna be a fat stinking couch potato like I once was, those guys are even accusing Pwtrick of being me :angry:

  4. I had another nightmare and it happened when I was asleep and also when I was 'awake'

    It all happened when I was inside watching a 'school play' watching The Prodigy when Keith Flint and Maxim were grabbed by massive mosquitos the size of a Twin-Engined Cessna and tied them on the stage lights on the ceiling, and then all the parents started to cheer as the duo were poked and prodded by the mosquitos sharp noses.

    Then the parents and their spoilt little kids cheered as the cast from stupid Disney flim High School Musical came and started their awful musical on stage, I saw that the part 'when the dumb blonde was groaning about the main characters getting the part instead of her' was replaced with Keith Flint and Maxim falling off stage and falling onto stage and when the duo begged for mercy (which was not their character, another part of the nightmare) those dorks from the Nickelodeon show Naked Brothers Band started throwing bricks at Maxim and one of the bricks smashed into his head and he dies.

    Keith tries to run away but they get the better of him, they throw a brick and him and then they bashed the brick against his head and he eventually dies and then I 'wake up' and walk downstairs for a midnight snack, but then Walter from that film The Burbs pops his head out of the bin with an axe on his head and says "Whatever you do, don't let them get you, just like they got me."

    But It was too late, I was already tied onto a massive barbeque and then a ton of bricks fell on my head and thats when I woke up for real.

  5. Does the 'Government' have anything better to do, they don't give a fuck about pedophiles raping kids or immigrants getting more benefits than the British-Born people as long as they're rolling in cash, and they go ban a video game that dosent hurt anyone apart from the retarded parents and their brats.

    I blame it on Chavs.

  6. The milk going off? :mellow: ! lol! Please explain buddy :D

    It was all darkness apart from a spot of light and a table with a bowl of Frosties inside, I ate some of it and it tasted awful and it smelled horrible, not to mention the milk looked like plasma with white blood cells (you get the idea) and then I opened a door and fell into the 'Kanker Pit' and you know what happened next (if you watch Ed Edd 'n' Eddy) :o

  7. It's a short series about CJ trying to steal an ordinary looking minigun from Area 69, as revenge for destroying his aircraft full of passengers. But will he survive and get away or will he be wasted.

    Episode 1:

    Episode 2:

    I only made two episodes, but I might make more if they're popular enough.

    I like them better than SA, and they're more action packed.

    :spam:

    Its not spam. Spam is when you advertise non GTA Related stuff on a GTA Forum.

  8. I'm sorry, but I don't see how that image is even remotely funny, and I LIKE Garfield. It's also a rather big image, so you might want to get something else for your signature.

    Well I tried :D

  9. Could you imagine a forum without:

    The lounge and other cool subforums, and everyone yaps about one thing and one thing only.

    Plus only about 7 or 8 people visit and 28 the most ever online.

    I thought about this because of a forum I used to visit, I was into this video game at the time but eventually I started to dislike the game.

    And the members of the forum never talk about other things like entertainment and life and serious chat, it was all about the video game! Honestly, get a life and do something different for a change instead of sitting on your butt all week and playing

    'GAME IS CENSORED'

    man its not even popular anymore.

    Well anyways I made up a different topic on the forum, not one person replied to it.

    I decided to get delete my account and thought 'Get a life you morons, you can't hide from life forever!'

    Well I made my point.

    I changed the poll to be less biased because I didn't like it.

    Sorry if I offended anyone. ;)

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