Spaz The Homophobic Maniac

[Spaz The Great]

NEWS BULLETIN

We just got another report of a dead homosexual, and we believe the killer could be the main suspect in the recent chain of gay deaths. We have no word on the location of this killer, and what his motives are. We do know this, he is killing homosexuals, and he just struck again. Tune in for the 6 O Clock news for more information.

Ok, I'm going to start making little news reports about "Spaz the Homophobic Maniac". These will lead up to my next photo manipulation.

Edited January 20, 2005 by Spasmodically_Insane

[Spaz The Great]

Stan: Hello, and welcome to the Six O Clock news. I'm Stan Rathirs.

Jan: And I'm Jan Mathews.

Stan: We have more information on the the so-called "Spaz". Thanks to a dedicated viewer, we have an image of the killer. It's a bit old, but it's all we have.

He was last seen a month ago, buying a hot dog at the Quickie-Stop. If you have any information on his where-abouts, please contact us IMMEDIATELY! Now to Dan for the weather.

[Chris]

ok. so what exactly are we supposed to do in this topic?

[Spaz The Great]

Just read. I'm writing these news reports that will lead up to my latest photo manipulation. I'm not giving away what it is or what I'm doing. So if you're interested just keep reading.

Or you could 'call in' with any information you might know about STHM.

Edited January 20, 2005 by Spasmodically_Insane

[Spaz The Great]

Stan: We're sorry to interrupt your regularly scheduled broadcasting, but we just got word that 'Spaz' has struck again. It appears that he did this in a very busy place. He doesn't seem to care who's around. Eye-witnesses report that two guys were joking around and one of them said he 'was a gay guy in denial'. Seconds later he was being rushed to the hospital. We are dealing with a homophobic maniac here, so for your safety, STAY IN THE CLOSET!

Here is the latest victim, family and friends mourn tonight at the hospital.

Now back to your regular programs.

[Spaz The Great]

Stan: Well, as two police officers attempted to arrest the sick gently caress...

Jan: STAN!

Stan: Er.... Yes. My bad. Spaz was seen at a local gay bar. Who would've guessed? Well, after almost killing the bar tender, two cops cornered him and went in for the arrest. I didn't end up good. He pulled out a 9MM and opened fire on both of the cops before they could even get there guns out. He killed the one officer, and the other one ran after him. He got away. That bastard, he is just to *BEEP* sick.

Jan: STAN! Language!

Stan: Oh, yes, my bad. I have a problem.

Ok, I understand I'm using real pictures here, but the point of this thread is for my newest photo manip, which I'm slowing working on. And everytime I bring PS up that's all I work on, so I have no time to work on a bunch of other ones too.

Edited January 21, 2005 by Spasmodically_Insane

[Spaz The Great]

Stan: We have word that last night, Spaz broke into a cheap motel,:whispers to himself: man they are getting more desperate:/whisper:, and killed four more homosexuals. When will this end?

Jan: I don't know Stan. I don't like the way this is going. Let's ask Sam for his opinion. Sam, what do you think?

Sam:

Stan: Nicely put, Sam. Nicely put. And now to traffic with Bob.

[Spaz The Great]

Stan: Well, it looks like we have another killing. But there's good news along with this. After unleashing his rage and attempting to knock another homosexual over a railing on the second story of the local mall, he was gripped and pulled down with him. They both died on impact. I guess this is the end of this little series of killings.

Jan: And I'm sure glad it's over.

Stan: Jan, you don't even like gays.

Jan: Yes, but our viewers don't know that:fake smile:.

Well, there it is. It's not even half the actual size of the image, and I had to lower the quality some to upload it. But, well, there it is.