WRX22B1998 Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Some answers from many famous people to the old question... Why did the chicken cross the road? _____________________________________________________________ GEORGE W. BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. COLIN POWELL Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. HANZ BLIX We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road. MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador) The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken. SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. Alone. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX It was an historical inevitability. VOLTAIRE I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it. RONALD REAGAN What chicken? CAPTAIN KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please? COLONEL SANDERS I missed one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 (edited) Hahaha, the last one made me laugh.. MCDONALDS I didn't know we did chicken? (I thought it was shit) Edited December 1, 2007 by Connor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urbanoutlaw Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Yakov Smirnov (Russian comic) - "And where do you get chicken? At a FISH store! (Long John Silver's obviously across the road from KFC) I love this country!" Nice, & now a word from our sponsor. Cock-a-doodle-doo it's time for chicken.... This thread brought to you bu Cluckin' Bell, suffering never tasted so good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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