Bar27262
-
Posts
150 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
2
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Events
Posts posted by Bar27262
-
-
Mine:
Left 4 dead 2.
Military tunic with visor cap.
-
I found this on a rockstar social club place, i'm wondering it ifs legit or not.
It isn't real; it would've used different artwork if it is legit.
Hmmm.. k.
-
I found this on a rockstar social club place, i'm wondering it ifs legit or not.
-
How did you end up in Canada from Raleigh? That's quite a drive. I'm going from ABQ, New Mexico to Winston in a few months, speaking of long trips. I dread driving that.
July 4th I do believe we should be in DC for a political march. You should come join us for a bit. That isn't far from you.
i need travel campanion to get there.
-
Hey...i saw some topic saying something about Ratman, i tried 2 reply, bt it was already closed..bt th truth is ive seen him..mayb ppl wont believe, bt anyways, let me jst say it, cz i guess i hav th freedom 2 tel my story here isnt it? lol anyways, i was drivin a infernus tru th railways, when being really stupid, i went against th train, bt i miracly managed 2 escape alive..lol..i jumped out jst in tym, n then i had 2 go th whole tunnel..by foot!!! dnt like using cheats..anyways, when i was jogging tru th tunnel(in the darkest part of th tunnel) sum wat luked 2 b a beggar came to me running 4m behind, stopped in front of me n said...''Hey, my name is Ratman...and I don't like you''..afta he statrd sprinted, n i tried 2 catch him, so i went after him at full speed, bt the guy was soooo fast!!! he jst disapeared, afta a minute or 2...bt i cudnt c his face, thea was a lot of hair..so i realli dnt knw..i jst knw tht th guy runs sooooo fast, its impossible 2 catch him on foot!! i went thea many otha tyms agen, wit a byke, bt ive neva seen him agen...so thts my story :/
ah bumbleclot, I can't be understanding a thing you type. xD
bump.
-
I hope theres more advanced swat, and etc. like swat prederators and swat skiboats.
-
What you do is grant the above user's wish, but with a catch, and then make your own wish.
Example: I wish I was eating tacos right now.
Granted, but they're filled with mould.
So I'll start...
I wish I had my license
Granted, but License expires in 5 days.
I wish i had semen
-
back baby.
-
Yay, It's been a long time.
-
Ummm..............
Its great
-
Here's my GTA from GTAForums - Build your own GTA thread
GTA San Mantando
MAIN CHARACTERS
- Freddy Kembleton (main player)
- Jonah Kembleton (cuzin)
- Gendy (friend)
- Bob (Jonah's best friend)
- Kary (Gendy's sister)
OTHER CHARACTERS
(un inportant ones that play a lil role in the story)
- Roman Bellic (yes....Freddy meats Roman in Hambleton after getting caught red handed killing Turk Harting)
- Liam Charles
- Hannah Montana
- Niko Bellic
- Candy XXX
- Turk Harting
- Phil Bell
- Lance Vance
- Packie
- John Hunter
- Kiki (hoe)
- Gabriello Santamotti
- Rado Redillio
- Nicholas Frank
- Nick Kang
- Ilija Todomevski
- Kent Paul
- Lial Huts
- Homer Simpson
- Quello Sandino
- Koskas Philoponos
- Terry Guts
- Jerry Nuts
- Chris Alago
- Carl Jonomo
- Sharl Tay
- Goerge Wellington
- Aiden Pezzinami
- and lots more
STORYLINE
In the year 2012, Freddy, Jonah and Gendy were living the dream in their Los Santos mansion in Vinewood.
It all went wrong when an old friend called from Liberty City..!! His name was.....Niko Bellic. He blackmailed Freddy, Jonah and Gendy into bombing the US Bank Tower in Los Santos. It crashed to the floor and killed 4657 people.They were sent to 50 years in jail in Carcer City after there was no more room in the Los Santos jail. After three years in Jail....they were finally tired of it and decided to escape it.
They escaped down to a state called San Mantando...!!
So now its the year 2015 and all they have is one crammy old apartment that they found abandoned.
Anything can happen in San Mantando as they try to become millionares....again.
The state of San Mantando is based on no state. It was made up 100% out my brain.
Here it is....
It has 5 Cities and it has 23 small towns and 1 big town, a countryside, desert and snowy mountains.
THE MAP IS A WOPPING 16 TIMES BIGGER THAN SAN ANDREAS
You start in the city of Las Bernattanica and have to fight your way up.
here is the map....(the street maps of the cities arn't real....there are way more streets)
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh159/m...SanMantando.jpg
There is a secret FBI base and the only way to get there is by plane...or go under the secret tunnel from the Army base.
SOME GANGS
Gallas
These people can be found doin all sorts of things. They mainly hang around Las Jernallica. Their colour is Orange.
They wear Orange shoes, a white shirt that says LJ vs. LB, black track pants and some wear a green hat.
Ticans
The Ticans used to be part of the Gallas but as Las Jernallica separated from Las Bernattanica, so did these two flaming gangs. They are found in Las Bernattanica. Their colour is Blue. They wear blue jeans and a blue sweater.
Ballas
Yes.....its them. They were driven out of Los Santos in 1994 after CJ gave them the living hell.
They moved to Las Venturas but lost $4 000 000 in gambling so moved to San Mantando.
They hang around Las Bernattanica, Los Targos and some are in Coman City.
They wear Beige Baggy pants, a black Adidas jacket and a Nike hat.
The Wallos
They started in Carcer City and came to San Anlominos. Thats where they hang out and they wear normal casual clothes. You cant figure out that its them untill they pull out a Pink AK-47. Thats the only way that you can find out its them.
Some hang out in the Old Lanton and some even come to Los Targos.
The Falenos[/color]
These are the people that are found all around San Mantando.
They wear a gray suit and carry a gray suite case.
They have their own golden desert eagles. They are the only people that habve them.
These are just some gangs. By the time you finish all the missions, there will be another 6 gangs that come together during the storyline.
SOME OF THE CITIES & TOWNS
***LAS BERNATTANICA & LAS JERNALLICA*** 1
You start off here....after arriving with a small boat from Carcer City.
Las Bernattanica was separated from Las Jernallica in 1999 when the Locals from the western half had a big fight with the locals in the Easterm side. In Las Bernattanica there are lots of big high rise Hotels and Buildings and is the number one tourism city in San Mantando. You do missions for people here and in LJ. The bridge from here to San Alnominos is getting repaired after an earthquake made a big crack in it.
***LOPAZ*** 2
You come here in this little country town when you recieve a call from a guy called Liam Charles. He knows about your past so you do a lil bit of work for him in those lil country towns near Lopaz before kidnapping him back to Las Bernattanica and pushing him of a high rise building in the City.
***COMEN CITY***
This is the coldest city in the whole state. There are many snow storms here but it is really fun to skii down Mount Jamalatica in the snow. You come here after being in too much trouble from murdering Liam Charles. This is a nice small city but very cold. You do work for a number of people here. Missions include stealing planes from Las Jenallica Airport and flying them to Comen City airport.
***XZALAMANTINO***
This is the town that you move to after killing the biggest drug gang in Comen City. You do a number of missions for people here and the surrounding country towns.
***OPATONA***
A big town full of crime. Now its your turn to kill Turk Harting when he arrives there. But first you have to do some missions in the surrounding towns for people.
***HAMBLETON***
This is where you meet Roman. He is still clumsy. You do missions for him and other people in this town and the surrounding towns.
***LOS TARGOS***
Full of casinos, restaurants, bars, night clubs and theme parks. There is a mission where you have to bomb a rollercoaster and kill all the kids. This city has the lowest crime. You come here to work for Candy XXX. She dies of aids eventually.
***Gasanova***
You stop in this little town for gas....but then as you go inside and pay...your car explodes. Someone put a bomb. You must fund out who it was and kill them. You do missions for ppl in this town and the surrounding towns.
****SAN ALNOMINOS****
You have finally found Niko Bellic. He came here for a holiday. You must kill him after he put you in through all this trouble.
After that you end up with a big mansion on top of one of the desert dunes. From your window you can see the whole San Alnominos.
FEATURES
- all previous features & vehicles from gta3, VC, SA, LCS, VCS and IV.
- parachutes
- flying
- eating
- swimming
- diving
- buyable property
- customizable cars
- internet cafe
- jetpack
- you can now skii down mount Jamalatica.....fun fun fun
- speedometer
- you can buy anything from the shops eg. mobiles, food, computers, guns, clothing, etc
- a new vehicle is the Jet Skii...
- you can rob banks...stores...houses
- you can build & customize your character
- if you have the money then you can build your own house
- you can even build your own 500m office building in the city
- there is a total of 1250 vehicles
- there is a mission which involves flying to Los Santos ans Carcer City
- you can enter ALL buildings
- sharks can eat you in the ocean
- you can crash planes into buildings
- - businessmen riding to work on there bicycle's that we could ram into buildings and smash them with their suitcases
- be able to do things to the enviroment like chainsaw down trees to create a roadblock or hang on branches to snap them off and whack people with it
- be able to pick up stuff like bricks to smash windows and climn in houses to rob stuff
- pick up plastic bags to strangle people
- see other drivers have car crashes like accidently bumping onto them at traffic lights and getting out to exchange details
- more weather- it would be cool to have Snow, and maybe a tornado like once every 2 months game time or something and earthquakes or hurricanes
- trees and power lines can fall down and electricute people in storms
- you can be able to pick up things and throw at people..like that state of emergency game..
just there can be rocks you can pick up and throw at people..and they turn around and get pissed off at you..
- hide behind things from the cops and they cant find you..
- all 4 seasons and weathers
- KIDS
- Kids take a bus to school
- you can make babies with gf's
- ill add more when i can think of them..
SHOPS
***CLOTHING SHOPS***
- Binco
- Sub Urban
- Dider Satches
- ZIP
- Victim
- pro laps
- Persues
- Modo
- Hambra
- Jenal
- Myer
- David Jones
- Target
- Kmart
- BIG W
- Wallmart
- T mart
***FOOD SHOPS***
- Woolworths
- Coles
- Action
- 24/7
- Cluckin' Bell
- McFonnals
- Burger Lot
- Pizza Vut
- Blue Hooster
- Fub Vay
- Jiggles
***PHONE SHOPS***
- Allphones
- Crazy Johns
- Optus store, Telstra store, Vodafone store, Boost store, Virgin store, Cranky store, T-mobile store
***WEAPON SHOPS***
- Ammu-nation
- Widon De Ammu
- Knife shop
- Dambreno
- Samo Pistoli
***CAR SHOPS/SHOWROOMS***
- Tang cars
- Karin (dilletante, Intruder etc.)
- Classique (stallion etc.)
- Speedogenter (fast cars)
WEAPONS
SLOT 1
- fist
- brass knuckles
- death ring (shart pointy ring)
- ninja death stars
SLOT 2
- baseball bat
- nightstick
-golfclub
-pool cue
- shovel
- knife
- katana
- chainsaw
- screw driver
- hammer
- meat cleaver
- machete
- sharp pencil
- hand axe
- chisel
- hockey stick
-
SLOT 3
- grenades
- tear gas
- Molotov cocktales
- satchel charge
SLOT 5
- colt .45
- desert eagle
- silenced colt .45
- Colt Python
- .357
SLOT 6
- tec-9
- uzi
- uzi 9mm
- ingram mac 10
- mp5
- mp10
- ak-74u
- p90
- AK-59
SLOT 7
- shotgun
- sawn off shot gun
- spas 10
- spas 12
- stubby shotgun
SLOT 8
- ruger
- ak- 47
- m4
- m16
SOT 9
- machine gun
- machine gun that shoots 300 bullets at once
- m60e4
- bazooka
- heat detective bazooka
- m 60
- flame thrower
- chain gun bazooka
SLOT 10
- rifle
- sniper rifle
- laser sniper rifle
- machine sniper rifle
SLOT 11
- spray can
- camera
- video camera
- fire extinquisher
- parachute
- night vision goggles
- thermanal goggles
- remote detonater
- nuclear missile detonator
SLOT 12
- flowers
- dildo 1
- dildo 2
- vibrator 1
- vibrator 2
- cane
- roling pin
***RADIO STATIONS***
- Crash FM - Techno
- Holla FM - Hawian Music
- Jaberone 95.7 - R&B
- Lova 99.3 - Blues
- Collic FM - Dance
- Mollic FM - Disco
- Vice FM - 80's music
- Rappad 104.5 - Rap
- Hodol FM - House
- Las Bernattanica Galla - Fusion (only reception in Las Bernattica)
- Yokel 88.4 - Country music (only reception in coountryside)
- Lilo Filo FM - Hip-Hop
- Comen City Jazzin FM - Jazz (only reception in Comen City)
- San Alnamminos Rippanga - Retro (only reception in San Alnominos)
- Los Tangos Hambrerro - Trance (only receprion in Los Tangos and the city in Las Jernallica)
- Muavela FM - Spanish
- Sada Na Jugo - Yugoslavian Music (serbian, macaedonian, croatian, bosnian etc.)
- Selally - trip-hop
*HERE IS A SCREENSHOT*
This is the Centre of the city in Los Targos..!!
<< Just weird.This song actually fits in with this moment..
-
Heres my dream cover,made it just before release of SA,but released myself only for now.
There is something like "Grand theft auto 1978"
Heres ESRB(Eternal sucking rough balls) rating:
Post your own dream covers,its cool to see it.
How do you do that!?
-
Wow check this out too...
That's fucking lame!
Please tell me you get my point...?
I dont... Rickrolling is just stupid..
-
Heres a video that says so..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnfKIuCHAlU...feature=related
All of this look's convicing And more... But looks like there gonna feature it in the all of japan Even Tokyo i guess. But they doctored the image's a little... And there featuring planes..
-
What is 4D? ....
The most epic 3D Just better.
-
Hey Guys, Bar27262 here I want to discuss WITH You what you think the release date and what not will be..
I think GTA:5
Will be in 4D, Why you ask? Because the demand for graphics by graphic whores will grow in to 4D And Saints row 3 will be 4D From WHAT I hear as this isnt confirmed yet but im just hearing things so dont let it get to you....
-
Make a wishlist on the next GTA IV: DLC.
Here's mine:
- Better cars: Argento , Excess etc and more sports cars.
- More weapons!
- No shitty houses or apartments.
- More outfits, more Perseus clothes.
- Lots of missions (Lets hope for more than 20)
- More Random characters
- Fun Side Missions/Odd jobs.
Eh...
GTA IV:Death comes slowly DLC
- Police Uniform's
- Sims buying
- Career's
- Progressing Time line
- Make the game start in 1985 And watch it progress to 2030
- Able to get prison sentences and include a fun mini-game to break out
- Kill more Lawyers!
- Construction Sites that actually build Not just stand there.
- 15 more missions!
This is just a Expansion to extend and improve the game
-
The light blue cop cars where designed to look gay I bet:P
Lol Panto, I havent seen that car before.
And Claude's skins weird, that is beta shit I bet.
And the Cheetah is like a ute lol!!!!
Esparonto have hydrualics?
And theres an actual school bus?
Yes, beta shit, considering how this mod is about BETA GTA III. And the light blue cop cars are traditional NYC police colors. They changed it right before release.
They changed it out of respect on Sept 11, 2001
-
w00t w00t i got the police uniform today!
-
Hi,
I'm new here but not new to thegtaplace downloads
i have loved thegtaplace, 
I always download mods from theGTAPlace only.
well, I just wanted to know, if anyone knows where I can download Magic GTA IV?
u know so, that I can mod the game's cars, etc. without getting the game crashed
I have downloaded some mods, & I'm waiting to get a comp. to meet GTA IV's specs.
Thx
EDIT:-
Ok, after a lot of searching I have found it
Also, can anyone tell me if I can run GTA IV on all FULL settings with a computer which has
Intel Core 2 Quad 2.4 GB Processor
4 GB RAM
1 GB Nvidia 9400 GeForce VGA card
with a ThermalTake case
& DSL Internet
Thx
Yeah your computer do fine...
-
I think Decapitation
-
Off topic: *A man walks in to this thread chatroom carrying a syringe and a chart* Umm you guys know where i can find a ..... Prisoner ready for Lethal injection *reads chart* Oh yeah *Walks off in to a room* .... *Bloodcurling scream is heard*
*Gunshot* Now since that bitch that killed that kid is dead let's party!
On topic:I think she should recive a death sentence
Which would you prefer for her
Electric chair: No votes
Gased: No votes
Lethal Injection: No Votes
Tortured: No Votes
Hanged: No Votes
Decapitation: No votes
Firing Squad: No votes
-
There better equipped and smarter
and faster and Can outsmart anyone..
Can you gess what they are?
N.O.O.S.E
Good job!
-
Xbox 360 Ye?
Sea Dragon
in GTA Chinatown Wars
Posted
Who made you a mod? no one. so shut the fuck up.