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    The GTA Mysteries 1:The goo's on us,Cj

    in Graphics & Writer's Pad

    Posted · Edited by Bar27262

    James woke up when there was a big bang by the railroad and checked outside and seen a Military tanker train leaking goo from a crash with a truck carrying loads of cooked Burgershot food to deliver at a richmans mansion the goo was odd to james

    James:Ehhhhh...I need get back to san andreas Eleetz X city is Not good too many skyscrapers and business's

    James ran outside and mounted a bike and drove to Eleetz X International airport which was full of airport traffic James wonderered how Many people would travel at 4 a clock in the morning And drove to the gate and asked the guard to get in and james showed his pilot id and the gaurd opened the gate and then noticed a flood of green blob coming and the guard hopped on his bike and rided with him.

    James:What the Hell?

    Guard:Scuse me sir but i dont want be eatten by a blob

    James and the guard arrived at james small jet that was size of door and there was two seats for people they both got on and begin to fly back to san andreas

    They didnt notice the jet had a small piece of the goo and when they landed at los santos airport it got on the runway and begin to muitiply and they got out of the jet and got on the bike that was strapped to james jet and rode off to the gate

    And the the blob was growing more & more and then got out of airport traveling every where it could go and then they rode to CJ's house and picked up him and sweet and drove off to a house in the woods where they was with taylor and then Cezar came and so did CJ's sistor and we took shelter and more and we begin to build a rocket and some space suits then the blob came to them it destoryed every building and car and then they begin to fire up the rocket and got inside and the rocket blast begin to burn the blob and it flyed at the other blob and begin to burn it and the people who was in blob was free and they begin rebuilding San andreas and they lived happily ever after and they went to sweets mansion to to get a family picture then all sudden two people entered the story

    Samil & Bar27262:Ey guys Just popping in on the story

    Sweet:Ah go suck a dick Man

    Bar27262:I got the typing hands you know i can erase you from the story.

    Samil:Yeah bars right so Shut the fuck up.

    Samil & Bar:We both can make cameo apperances you know?

    Sweet:Oh yeah thats right.

    Then the picture was taken and they was in it

    Then some curtins rolled down and daffy duck appeared saying:THATS ALL FOR NOW FOLKS.

    Then the credits begin to roll up,

    CREDITS:

    Samil:For making a cameo appearance and giving me the idea

    Myself:For writing it.

    Thegtaplace:Making this forum so i can post this.

    People:For looking at this great story.

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    CJ's sister baby:SEQUAL!

    Unknowen voice:Yeah there will be sequal for sure!

    GTA San Andreas:Weird Things

    in General GTASA Discussion

    Posted · Edited by Bar27262

    Heres how it started

    "The day was just starting A police helicopter was hovering above me with search light on It was really high and i Looked at my modded AT-40 flying at The police helicopter and it hit it and the police helicopter fell down and slamemd to ground exploding and so did the AT-40"

    Jack Thompson Loves GTA

    in GTA IV Discussion + Help

    Posted

    We thought he was a little bit quiet during the GTA IV launch days. We thought he was dead! But it turns out that he has been too busy playing Grand Theft Auto IV. Now that I'm thinking about it, I think I did see him online playing Cops N' Crooks. He was the crook. I kidd, but it is funny though:

    gta_jack.jpg

    Source Rockstar Watch

    Mr. Thompson, is that, you??? LMAO!!!! :dribble::lolbounce::rofl2:

    -Jack Thompson Voice- Yes.

    A video game idea

    in Graphics & Writer's Pad

    Posted · Edited by Bar27262

    Ýou don't need to go to Take Two or Rockstar there are others like Ubisoft, Konami, etc...

    Thanks you sir you Helped me sold my biggest gaming idea ever to the greatest game retailer ever Konami

    GTA SA II: North Korean army Invades San andreas RPG

    in Graphics & Writer's Pad

    Posted

    Location:San andreas

    Storyline:Its been 14 Years since Grovestreet came back alive and In line but In 2001 It collapsed Due to Murder of Sweet By some North korean Army guy named Jokan Joenz Cj was out to find him CJ Shot him and injured him severe and then Jokan Killed CJ and contacted North korean military to get down there and how he got them down there he said that they had nuclear weapons and after that call Jokan died. And then North koreans begin Invading the city and They got citizens in hostagement and there having tanks roaming around and they took over places and begin making outpost's and bases across the state then National guard went in and Quarinted the city.

    -------------------------------------------------------Health info----------------------------------------------------------------------------

    If your shot or stabbed or hit by a car or some how injured your person will act realisticly to the injury And if she or he gets shot in arm or leg then they role play it. and Here how it goes Alright?

    If your shot You health go down by 20 Making it Appear as Injured in Foot etc

    If Your stabbed it take away 5 Of your health it appear as Stab Injury

    If your arm or leg is blowen away it take away 50 Precent of your health away And it appear as this CAUTION Blowed up Arm etc

    If Your Shot in the head it take away 100 Of your health and Kill you insantly. and it appear as this DEAD

    --------------------------------------------------------------Car And plane system-------------------------------------------------------

    Your person must walk up to the car and realisicily break in to it and hot wire it it be like this Niko Goes up and breaks the cars window and hops in and hotwires it and the cars alarm system comes on and drives away in the car

    Now it if's a Plane its must easyer You just walk up to the plane and get in and start it up and fly away But you cant fly away from the state now and theres a gas thing for both plane and cars if another role player is flying the plane then you can co-pilot or sit down and enjoy the view. but make sure you have a good pilot :D

    Now if you get in a plane crash You be insantly dead or injured bad and might die unless a another roleplayer is in that area. and might be a hero. and get some help Now for car you can be injured less or injured bad or be killed. so be careful on whatever area you go in. and North korean tanks you can steal then and you barrow a tank from area 69 for a price.

    You can use boats too they have fuel too! and trucks and vans and bikes.

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    Los santo's:Invaded full of Koreans the bank tower is the HQ Of the koreans and Power is out in half of the city every way out of the city is blocked but for ocean its alright on the ocean but expect some North korean patrol boats patroling some ocean areas and Police is currently not active and Shoplifting is going down.

    San fiero:Peace is in some parts of the town but theres North koreans invading from every angle power is on and stuff and no crimes have been reported but a few shopliftign and Police are active there theres a police helicopter hovering above the city and theres some korean tanks and helicopters roaming around

    Las ventrus:Peace is in this place National gaurd are stationed around here and theres No reported crimes and such but theres some north korean army in here Some country side towns in the area was taken over by north koreans and police is active and roaming around tanks are roaming around in captured towns and such.

    ----------------------------------------------------------------Charcter--------------------------------------------------------------------

    Name:Fake name please

    Age:

    Skill:Three only please

    Job:

    Starting location:

    Items:

    Weapon's:

    Knife:Yes or no?

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    Name:Luke Led

    Age:32

    Skill:Stealth,Combat,Plane piloting

    Job:Police officer

    Starting location:The inside of Hippy shop

    Items:Shotgun Ammo,Medpack,Police car,Police radio,Police uniform (Wearing),Normal outfit in the back of the car.

    Weapon's:Shotgun

    Knife:No.

    Join up people!

    Police Chopper

    in GTA IV Discussion + Help

    Posted

    Nah the black ones a imigration authority one, or something like that. The one I'm looking for is white with LCPD on the side in blue

    Try getting a helicopter wanted level And Let the helicopter come down close and You hijack it and The Person will do the rest.

    Austrian Incest dad.

    in Members' Lounge

    Posted

    AMSTETTEN, Austria (CNN) -- Josef Fritzl, who Austrian police say has confessed to imprisoning his daughter for 24 years and fathering seven of her children, twice holidayed in Thailand while she remained trapped in a cellar below his house, according to German media reports.

    Josef Fritzl appeared in court after admitting raping his daughter and fathering her seven children.

    Germany's Bild newspaper quoted a holiday companion, identified only as Paul H, who said he and 73-year-old Fritzl traveled to Thailand together twice and spent time in each other's homes.

    "He went [to Thailand] without his wife; apparently she had to look after the children. ... Once he had a very long massage from a young Thai girl at the beach. He really loved that," Paul H told the newspaper, which featured video of Fritzl laughing and receiving a massage in Thailand on its Web site.

    "Once I saw how Josef bought an evening dress and racy lingerie for a very slim woman in Pattaya [Thailand] on the beach. He got really angry when he realized I saw him. Then he told me that he has a girlfriend on the side. The items were meant for her. He told me not to tell his wife." Watch footage of Fritzl on vacation at a Thai beach resort »

    The pair had also ventured to Oktoberfest.

    Paul H said he had visited Fritzl's house three times, the last in 2005.

    "We sat out on the terrace and had a really nice evening. ... The kids were well-behaved, however; they had a great respect for their father. They were never allowed downstairs into the cellar, but we never thought anything of it," he told Bild.

    "Now that I think of the dungeon down there, I feel really sick in the stomach

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