John-O: I've had sex with a cow.
Jeff Da Man: You're a dumbass, I've had sex with a cow and a Chicken...
John-O: How did you have sex with a chicken?
Jeff Da Man: Easy, through the anal, or through the fucking egg comes from.
John-O: Er, still I probed a cow, much better seeing it have pleasure than cruelty.
Jeff Da Man walks next to him and feels his dick.
John-O: Man, you HAVE BIG PENIS.
Jeff Da Man: Dude, where's my car!?