Rashon.

Damn. I noes. It was a ghey job.

Paradise has come to Vice City.

Fresh, Funky Fresh. Fresh, Funky Fresh

I was a motivational speaker

Maurice: Aww, stop crying, baby boy. [Robard Moaning] Who you gonna tell, huh? Where's you're three-step program now? You think I'm a little wimp now? You want to be rude about Pressing Issues now, eh? You think you a tough guy from the gutter now, huh, my friend? You think you can screw with me, with Maurice Chavez? What you thinking, asshole?!

Vice City, the greatest GTA ever made.

Robard: Hey, I came on this show to help people and sell some tapes. You can call right now and send in the money order. You can get a free condo and waterbed... Maurice: Enough! Enough now, shut up!

Shrub: That I'm a man of the people. Vote Shrub! You'll get richer and you won't feel bad about it. Maurice: Enough! We're running out of time and you've completely not answered the question.

[sparrow Sounding] I gotta take a little time. Time to look around me (Martinez) Oh, look who it is. St. Victor of Vance, the holier than thou killer. (Louise) Hey, Vic, you deserve good things, honey. In my life, There's been heartache and pain (Victor) Are you a comedian, friend? (Umberto) Heh, heh, no. I don't know if I can face it again (Diaz) I heard a lot about ya, Mr. Big. Can't stop now (Lance) You know I'm your brother, you can trust me. I've traveled so far (Louise) And you're wonderful-- [Car Explodes] A wonderful drug dealing, thieving murderer. To change this lonely life (Victor) Look, Lance, I'm a long way from being a good guy. I wanna know what love is (Umberto) This is a real man, [streetfighter Whizzing By] with a lotta balls. (Lance) When will you grow a brain?! And I want you to show me [Lance Firing Micro SMG] (Armando) Are you trustworthy, friend? And I feel (Victor) I'd say... probably not. (Lance) Yeah, let's pop! [Laughing] I wanna feel what love is and now, I want you to show me

Martinez: Oh, look who it is. St. Victor of Vance, the holier than thou killer.

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Jan: What is it, the Degenatron? What a crock of shit! Maurice: Oh, [Chuckling] hey, hey watch your language.

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When I's quote the things I's said from very early parts of this here topic. This topic has existed for 16 months and I've been here for all of 'em. Yeehaw!

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Rashon's Random Classics return April 10th to TheGTAPlace.

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VCPR Pressing Issues

Honey Nut Cheerios

San Andreas. I've really gotten back into GTA ever since I had to replay LCS and VCS's storylines.

Mump.

Bite me.

Hey, it's not Lazerus, it... it's Lazlow. Hello, turn your hearing aid up.

Hepatitis

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