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Angry Gorilla

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  1. Don't get too comfy, I'm gonna tell you why I'm called Squidward AKA Eddward tomorrow
  2. Forgive me for being crude but im dying to type this: Squidward touched Jinx's
  3. Yes it's true, I saw it on MSN homepage but I'm not sure if it's still there.
  4. I saw those freaky bears in DeviantArt too... See
  5. Your Inbox is the main place to keep track of messages and videos from other people on YouTube. You can view and delete messages and invites sent to you, manage comments and video responses and send messages to others.
  6. Kudos to the first person who doe's reach 4000 posts
  7. Poof.............................. I have come to eat your soul!
  8. I know, I didn't have a lot of time because I was due to go to a school meeting, so I quickly made this story up and posted here. I plan to do a longer story
  9. Fat Chance, I voiced my opinion and I stand by it...whatever that means
  10. The red writing on my previous post was rather difficult to read, here's what I wrote: Spammy Whammy is smelly cool and the battle of Eddward VS Jetix has begun... Here is a message to all who spend their butts all week watching the worst show on Jetix: And I aint telling you the worst show.
  11. I prefer ham to spam. But thats just me, so here's my spam: SPAMMY WHAMMY IS SMELLY COOL AND THE BATTLE OF EDDWARD VS JETIX BEGIN
  12. I told you, but you wouldn't listen
  13. Don't read, or you'll be sorry The story is...EVIL!!! < I told you that you would be sorry, but you didn't listen.
  14. This is the first time I'm doing Fan-Fiction so please don't kill me. PART 1: JONNY: Beware the Man-Pig, he tried to kill me and my best friend Plank. Carl looked at Plank, he's nothing more than a hunk of wood with a face drawn on it. CARL: Ha ha ha!! Nice one stupid, as if that plank was real! JONNY: Do not mock me and Plank, right ,Plank! PLANK:.... JONNY: (to Carl) Plank says you can fuck off! CARL: I'l get that stupid plank!! Carl tries hard to get his hands on Plank, but Jonny kicks him in the nuts. CARL: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! JONNY: That's for laughing at Plank you stupid asshead! CARL: When are you gonna grow up and realise that thing isn't real? Kevin appears on his bike and tells Jonny off. KEVIN: Leave Carl alone you airhead. JONNY: He tried to kill Plank! KEVIN: For the last time Jonny, that thing isn't real. CARL: He tried to spook me with tales of the Man-Pig. KEVIN: (to Carl) The Man-Pig is way too real. Kevin helps Carl up from the floor and takes on a walk with him. CARL: So what is the Man-Pig? KEVIN: The Man-Pig is a fat naked guy with a pig's head, he wields a chainsaw and makes noises like a pig, every tuesday at midnight the Man-Pig looks for victims around this area and the woods, once he sees a victim he drags him to the top of Mount Chiliad and sacrifices them to the god Sockmehpeanis, the victim cries for help but the Man-Pig eats them alive once he slices their legs off with the chainsaw. CARL: Gross. KEVIN: Tell me about it, now I must go play with Nazz before its midnight. Carl wanders off into the night, Kevin and Nazz run into Kevin's house, Carl is all alone in the neighbourhood and he is now wandering where to hide before the Man-Pig strikes again, along the way he saw Eddy trying to get rid of the Kankers and walks off to ask Eddy a question. CARL: How do I hide from the Man-Pig? Eddy. EDDY: I'l tell you...for 50 cents! CARL: You Cheapskate, tell me now. LEE: Oh don't worry, we'll extract the infomation from Eddy. Right Girls? MARIE: Yeah...for 50 dollars. CARL: What!!! MARIE: Just kidding. EDDY: Okay I'l tell you, to hide from the Man-Pig you must hide in a house. CARL: But I don't live here. EDDY: Then you and the Kankers can burn in hell! HA HA HA!!! Carl walks off into the dark streets, all the lights on the lamp posts have gone out... TO BE CONTINUED
  15. Something to replace pale colored sentences: 'Empty' quotes, they look empty but highlight them and they reveal a secret message: Just don't read this one, its shocking and shows my dislike for Eddy from Ed Edd 'n' Eddy
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