This is Jack:
"Oh no Crisps if you eat them you will turn into a sandwich, if you go to the toilet on sundays you computer will eat you, dear oh dear if your children play with a PSP a monster will crawl from it and fart on that hamburger they're eating. Join me on my battle against these things and we will ruin the fun of everyone, Turok 2 has a large amount of gore yet in Britain it gets a rating of 15, it should be 50!!!! Ahhh my bottom, gosh darn it!"
If I saw a bigger hypocrite then I haven't heard of him yet.
He is a big bully, he menaces video games and I think he might have even bullied some video gamers themselves, old grouch.